View Full Version : No Joke! Butts steals toilet paper from courthouse bathrooms
Praxeas
06-11-2007, 08:12 PM
MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa -- A Marshalltown woman faces charges of stealing three rolls of toilet paper from the local courthouse and could get prison time.Courthouse employees said they thought something was up."They said they seem to go through a lot of toilet paper at the courthouse," said Marshalltown Police Chief Lon Walker.
Marshalltown police said one of the employees caught Suzanne Marie Butts, of Marshalltown, taking the two-ply from the women's bathroom and called police.The courthouse parking lot attendant said he knew about toilet paper going missing."I've heard they call it the toilet paper caper," said parking lot attendant Gene Seim.Police said they caught up with Butts outside the courthouse Friday, and she was hiding the toilet paper in her shirt.
Butts told Iowa TV station KCCI that it was the first time she had stolen toilet paper and that her attorney said not talk."He told me not to ask any questions until he's with me," Butts said.The courthouse workers told police they suspected something was up."She's facing three years incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Walker said. "Normally, that would be a simple misdemeanor."
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berkeley
06-11-2007, 08:13 PM
It didn't take a detective to crack the case....
Scott Hutchinson
06-11-2007, 08:14 PM
Crack does kill you know.
Praxeas
06-11-2007, 08:15 PM
It didn't take a detective to crack the case....
I'm sure, in the end, she feels quite silly
berkeley
06-11-2007, 08:16 PM
Crack does kill you know.
I was being humorous.. you missed it.blah
Hoovie
06-11-2007, 08:22 PM
This was an open and shut case.
deacon blues
06-11-2007, 08:24 PM
I was being humorous.. you missed it.blah
I think you missed it.
It all depends on your rearing.
Praxeas
06-11-2007, 08:25 PM
I think you missed it.
It all depends on your rearing.
thinking back in hind sight I am sure Berk gets it now
Scott Hutchinson
06-11-2007, 08:27 PM
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says crack kills and then you pull up your pants.
berkeley
06-11-2007, 08:27 PM
oh whatever!! this is a STUPID thread!!!
Scott Hutchinson
06-11-2007, 08:29 PM
oh whatever!! this is a STUPID thread!!!
Blame it on Prax.:lol
RevDWW
06-11-2007, 08:29 PM
Think of all the paper work...........
Maybe some of her time will get wiped out for good behavior.......
I wonder if she was flush with excitement after her thefts........
berkeley
06-11-2007, 08:32 PM
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l242/disorderlyprofusion/mz_020707_10012596531.jpghttp://www.apostolicfriendsforum.com/image.php?u=116&dateline=1171482680
Close... blah...
rgcraig
06-11-2007, 08:34 PM
Close... blah...
Just keep it rolling!
Praxeas
06-11-2007, 08:34 PM
Blame it on Prax.:lol
Why is everybody always pickin on me?
berkeley
06-11-2007, 08:35 PM
Just keep it rolling!
that hurts!! pass the tissue!!
rgcraig
06-11-2007, 08:35 PM
that hurts!! pass the tissue!!
1 or 2-ply?
berkeley
06-11-2007, 08:38 PM
1 or 2-ply?
:lol
The Mrs
06-11-2007, 08:40 PM
1 or 2-ply?
1 square or 2?
Scott Hutchinson
06-11-2007, 08:41 PM
Angel Soft it's the best ,I get in the dog-house if I buy the store brand.
Scott Hutchinson
06-11-2007, 08:41 PM
For Christians 4 square.
rgcraig
06-11-2007, 08:44 PM
1 square or 2?
Excuse me 'mam, can you spare a sqare?
berkeley
06-11-2007, 08:44 PM
For Christians 4 square.
You really think you're Charmin, don't ya!!:lol
RevDWW
06-11-2007, 08:45 PM
I worked for a company in Mn many years ago and the Facilty manager was telling me how someone was stealing toilet paper. I told her that it would be easy to find out who was stealing it by finding out who was working on a cabinet refinishing project cause they were probably using it for fine grain sandpaper..........:killinme:killinme:killinme:kil linme
rgcraig
06-11-2007, 08:45 PM
You really think you're Charmin, don't ya!!:lol
Good one! :killinme
Scott Hutchinson
06-11-2007, 08:54 PM
I am charmin ,but my wife can squeeze me.
berkeley
06-11-2007, 08:57 PM
I am charmin ,but my wife can squeeze me.
This is a FAMILY forum!!!:club
Scott Hutchinson
06-11-2007, 08:58 PM
This tread is going down the bowl.
HeavenlyOne
06-11-2007, 09:07 PM
Scott, tissue is the topic of this thread.
If I were that woman, I wouldn't be smiling like I'm walking on a white cloud.
The paperwork involved is wiping them all out, I'm sure.
Praxeas
06-11-2007, 09:26 PM
Toilet Paper Cometh!
tamor
06-11-2007, 09:30 PM
:toofunny :toofunny
RevDWW
06-11-2007, 09:41 PM
I heard she really likes her lawyer cause he's a regular kinds guy!!!!:killinme
Trouvere
06-12-2007, 12:48 AM
no one I repeat no one smiles in their mug shot like that.:killinme
Praxeas
06-12-2007, 01:34 PM
no one I repeat no one smiles in their mug shot like that.:killinme
True
I am behind. can someone catch me up?
Subdued
06-12-2007, 02:28 PM
Excuse me 'mam, can you spare a sqare?
No, I'm sorry; I can't spare a square!
Praxeas
06-12-2007, 02:50 PM
She looks like this lady that was tail gating me the other day
Trouvere
06-12-2007, 03:40 PM
True
usually they have a scowl on their faces or blank stare.He hair wasn't even
messed up bad.:sly
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