Libs Vs. Conservatives ... COME OUT AND PLAY!!

[SDG]

Hey Ultracons ..... any one in the mood for a sword fight ????.....

COME OUT AND PLAY - CLICK HERE (http://respiracreative.com/play.mp3)

[freeatlast]

Come on Dan...give us ultra cons a break.

[SDG]

As I sat eating a truck load of bacon strips this morning for breakfast ... I, indeed, had a revelation.

It dawned on me that many of arguments of the today's ANTI-TV zealots were the same as those in Act 15:5

"But there rose up certain of the sect of the Pharisees which believed, saying, That it was needful to circumcise them, and to command [them] to keep the law of Moses."

I could hear them now spewing their hate towards Paul and his unclean friends at the Council of Jerusalem.

Pharisee Christian #1: These are long established laws in the Bible ... [notice there was no manual to take precedence] . Are you going to tell us that these old men of God were wrong?????? Jesus fulfilled the law!!!! and they won't????

Pharisee Christian #2: Allowing a non-Jewish uncircumcised Gentile to preach is hypocritical .... And if they have unclean pork in their homes how can they be clean???

Pharisee Christian #3: If we open the door on this one ... what's next??? Before you know it ... they'll be having church on Sundays OR not playing country music during worship service. Standards of holiness will detiorate.

Pharisee Christian #4: Men of God are grieved to see that we've come to this point ...we weep ... Clearly its a sign of the last days. The love of many is waxing cold!!!!!

Pharisee Christian #5: Titus, is a rebel ... He won't let us have his foreskin. James, they need to turn in their cards!!!!!!!

Entire P.C. chorus [in a rage-filled euphoria, reminiscent to an Islamic extremist anti-West protest]: This is our org ... our church!!!!! We started it ... IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT JUST LEAVE!!!!!

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Do these arguments sound familiar??????

Nothing like pork and "Good Morning America" on a Monday morning.

Divine revelation or pork-induced seizure????? ... who knows ... face on the ULTRA-Cons reading this post ... PRICELESS.

[Arphaxad]

The Offspring huh?

[RevDWW]

As I sat eating a truck load of bacon strips this morning for breakfast ... I, indeed, had a revelation.

It dawned on me that many of arguments of the today's ANTI-TV zealots were the same as those in Act 15:5

"But there rose up certain of the sect of the Pharisees which believed, saying, That it was needful to circumcise them, and to command [them] to keep the law of Moses."

I could hear them now spewing their hate towards Paul and his unclean friends at the Council of Jerusalem.

Pharisee Christian #1: These are long established laws in the Bible ... [notice there was no manual to take precedence] . Are you going to tell us that these old men of God were wrong?????? Jesus fulfilled the law!!!! and they won't????

Pharisee Christian #2: Allowing a non-Jewish uncircumcised Gentile to preach is hypocritical .... And if they have unclean pork in their homes how can they be clean???

Pharisee Christian #3: If we open the door on this one ... what's next??? Before you know it ... they'll be having church on Sundays OR not playing country music during worship service. Standards of holiness will detiorate.

Pharisee Christian #4: Men of God are grieved to see that we've come to this point ...we weep ... Clearly its a sign of the last days. The love of many is waxing cold!!!!!

Pharisee Christian #5: Titus, is a rebel ... He won't let us have his foreskin. James, they need to turn in their cards!!!!!!!

Entire P.C. chorus [in a rage-filled euphoria, reminiscent to an Islamic extremist anti-West protest]: This is our org ... our church!!!!! We started it ... IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT JUST LEAVE!!!!!

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Do these arguments sound familiar??????

Nothing like pork and "Good Morning America" on a Monday morning.

Divine revelation or pork-induced seizure????? ... who knows ... face on the ULTRA-Cons reading this post ... PRICELESS.

Dan, you are not in "The Org" so why all the fuss. Go play in your own sand box and leave the in fighting to us.......... :smack or as my Mommy used to say, "Tend to your on rat killing"..........:friend :lol

[SDG]

The Offspring huh?

Dude .. you gotta love early 90's grunge!!! :bliss

[seguidordejesus]

Dan, this is getting old. Do you talk about anything else?

[RevDWW]

Awe come on......don't ignore me........:sad

[SDG]

Dan, this is getting old. Do you talk about anything else?

Si quieres podemos hablar del clima??

[RevDWW]

Still ignoring me???? :sad :sad :sad :sad :sad

[seguidordejesus]

Si quieres podemos hablar del clima??

Nublado, sin frio. :beatdeadhorse

[SDG]

Still ignoring me???? :sad :sad :sad :sad :sad

Don't you know that a toddlers first experience with the world is free play???

[RevDWW]

Don't you know that a toddlers first experience with the world is free play???

Toddlers make messes and have to be cleaned up. Do you need a cleaning? :tease :killinme :killinme

Seriously though, why do you want to poke at us poor UPC folks that aint' got no freedom? :toofunny

[SDG]

Toddlers make messes and have to be cleaned up. Do you need a cleaning? :tease :killinme :killinme

Is this an offer or are you hitting on me???

Seriously though, why do you want to poke at us poor UPC folks that aint' got no freedom? :toofunny

Have I been so long time with you, and dost thou not know me, DW? :killinme

[RevDWW]

Is this an offer or are you hitting on me??? Apparently you think a lot about aberrant behavior, perhaps just a little cleaning of the mind wouldn't hurt...........:killinme :killinme :killinme



Have I been so long time with you, and dost thou not know me, DW? :killinme I think I know a trouble maker when I read one......:killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme


Ok so now that we've scraped around a little, blessings to you! I gotta go hit the rack. :bored

[SDG]

Apparently you think a lot about aberrant behavior, perhaps just a little cleaning of the mind wouldn't hurt...........:killinme :killinme :killinme



I think I know a trouble maker when I read one......:killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme


Ok so now that we've scraped around a little, blessings to you! I gotta go hit the rack. :bored

Hey D ... you got it all wrong ... if you don't mind me saying ...

carefully read my first posts and you'll see it is in no way anti-UPC ... actually the scenario takes place almost 2 thousand years ago .... it's an editorial of a segment that seeks to take it hostage, however. It's my prayer they don't.

Now don't ya think aberrant is a strong word???? :drawguns

[Arphaxad]

Dude .. you gotta love early 90's grunge!!! :bliss

I did, in the early '90s

[RevDWW]

Hey D ... you got it all wrong ... if you don't mind me saying ...

carefully read my first posts and you'll see it is no way is anti-UPC ... actually the scenario takes place almost 2 thousand years ago .... it's an editorial of a segment that seeks to take it hostage, however. It's my prayer they don't.

Now don't ya think aberrant is a strong word???? :drawguns

Yo Bro.....you got it all wrong.....I'm not a Ultra Con and I've just be yanking your chain just for the fun of it!!!!! :killinme
Yes aberrant is a strong word, but it just is a little counter punch for poking at me with the "come on" comment................:killinme

No harm, no foul! :highfive

May you lie down and sleep in His peace!!!!!:praying

[SDG]

DW any friend of Ronzoni ... can't be a UC ... I think...

This one's for you ... my devious companion ....

http://respiracreative.com/gota.mp3

GOZATELO .. MI AMIGO

[RevDWW]

DW any friend of Ronzoni ... can't be a UC ... I think...

This one's for you ... my devious companion ....

http://respiracreative.com/gota.mp3

GOZATELO .. MI AMIGO

Tengo gusto de la música le agradezco.

traduzca "GOZATELO" por favor al inglés

Quizá no ultra conservador, pero probablemente a la derecha de Ron.

[SDG]

it is similar to "disfrutelo" ... ENJOY IT ....

[RevDWW]

it is similar to "disfrutelo" ... ENJOY IT ....

Help me out here, what does it mean? And hurry...I really need to get to bed!!!!!!

[SDG]

Sé que nadie esta a la izquierda de Ron ... tal vez Ozzy Osbourne???

http://www.rockdetector.com/assets/resized/img/artists/50660-0-220-0-300.jpg

[SDG]

Help me out here, what does it mean? And hurry...I really need to get to bed!!!!!!

Viene del verbo gozar .... or gozarse ... to enjoy oneself ...

[RevDWW]

Sé que nadie esta a la izquierda de Ron ... tal vez Ozzy Osbourne???

http://www.rockdetector.com/assets/resized/img/artists/50660-0-220-0-300.jpg

Ron no está incluso a la izquierda de Ron

[RevDWW]

Autorización. ¿Ahora qué la canción dice?

Is my spanish ok? I very rusty.........

[SDG]

Ron no está incluso a la izquierda de Ron

Ron encubre todo

[RevDWW]

Ron encubre todo

¡Sí, pienso que está tan!

[RevDWW]

¿Podemos ahora cambiar a la lengua Alemán?

Gute Nacht und kann Uhr Engel des Gottes über Ihnen!

[SDG]

¿Podemos ahora cambiar a la lengua Alemán?

Gute Nacht und kann Uhr Engel des Gottes über Ihnen!

Dude you're abusing Google's translator tools!!!!

[RevDWW]

Dude you're abusing Google's translator tools!!!!
I did not google this! :jaw

[SDG]

I did not google this! :jaw

Just checking ... :tease

A linguist are we????

[Ronzo]

ay-yo if'n ju guyz ah gunna tawk da smak abowt me, at lees 'av da commin kurtesee ta do it in Eenglush, a'ight?


Sheesh... ju guyz....