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mizpeh
06-20-2007, 12:20 PM
Could this forum or any Christian forum take the place of the traditional church setting as we know it? We have fellowship with other Christians here. We discuss the Bible here. We pray for each other here. We encourage and edify one another here. There are ministers who have been called of God here. I've felt the presence of the Lord while reading some of the posts here. What more could I want from a church?
Would it be pleasing to God if I just had church here and maybe sent my tithes and offerings to the owners of AFF instead of going to my usual church?
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 12:23 PM
is AFF a "board-run" church??? if so, what does the Bible have to say about that??? :D Who's the official AFF pastor?? Who's the assistant pastor??? Is Thad the Kid's Choir Music Director???
How can one apply for church positions, before they all fill up??? Where can I buy CDs, or DVDs, for that matter???
Do AFF have official "church bylaws"??? Is registration acceptance onto the official AFF roll???
Just a few questions to start with.... :D
Nahum
06-20-2007, 12:37 PM
Online churches are the wave of the future.
I can't imagine AFF as an online church though. There is too much difference of opinion regarding basic doctrine.
Michlow
06-20-2007, 12:39 PM
Online churches are the wave of the future.
I can't imagine AFF as an online church though. There is too much difference of opinion regarding basic doctrine.
The physical church is no different. It's just that people are not allowed be vocal about it.
Nahum
06-20-2007, 12:40 PM
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mizpeh
06-20-2007, 12:40 PM
is AFF a "board-run" church??? of course, that is what the admins and the moderators do under the influence and wisdom of the Holy Spirit!
if so, what does the Bible have to say about that??? :D the bible speaks of deacons and bishops and elders who were appointed by the laying on of hands. To make it official we should have a 'virtual' laying on of hands ceremony. Are there any apostles on board here?
Who's the official AFF pastor?? There were many teachers at the church of Antioch. I think we will have to rotate pastors to meet the needs of all the fellowship. A UC, a moderate, and a liberal chosen by the vote of the fellowship and then submitted for approval to the board. Acts 6:3
Who's the assistant pastor??? Do we really need one?
Is Thad the Kid's Choir Music Director??? Thad has a problem with his temper, but if he can get that under control, I don't see why not.
How can one apply for church positions, before they all fill up??? Much prayer and fasting would be involved in this by the board and those who wish to fill a position. Seek the will of God. Is there a prophet here? Acts 13:2
Where can I buy CDs, or DVDs, for that matter??? Go to YOU-Tube.
Do AFF have official "church bylaws"??? Did they have such a thing in the Bible?
Is registration acceptance onto the official AFF roll??? yes, of course we prefer those who profess to be Apostolic ( is there a concensus on this term) but anyone is welcome since our goal is to convert the lost and strengthen the body.
Just a few questions to start with.... :D :club
StillStanding
06-20-2007, 12:43 PM
I would like to put my name in the hat as treasurer of AFF church, so I can collect tithes! :)
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 12:46 PM
I would like to put my name in the hat as treasurer of AFF church, so I can collect tithes! :)
Ok Judu.... errrr Pianoman.... is PayPal acceptable for paying tithes & offering???
Margies3
06-20-2007, 12:47 PM
Ummm, I hate to be the one to have to point this out...............
But usually a church is at least governed by a group of people who pretty much agree with each other, even if the whole congregation doesn't.
The problem I see here is that who is going to be the governing body? If it's the UC, then the Libs are not gonna be ok. And if it's the libs, then UC's won't be happy.
Sorry to be the wet blanket. :ernie
StillStanding
06-20-2007, 12:51 PM
Ok Judu.... errrr Pianoman.... is PayPal acceptable for paying tithes & offering???
:lol Yes, we can set up automatic deductions from your bank account using PayPal. We will contact your employment each payday to see how much you made, then we will deduct 10% + a simple $10 handling fee. (FOR ME!)
The tithe will be put to good use, as we will be creating a 30 second TV ad for national TV to attract more souls (and their money!) to AFF!! :)
mizpeh
06-20-2007, 12:52 PM
Ummm, I hate to be the one to have to point this out...............
But usually a church is at least governed by a group of people who pretty much agree with each other, even if the whole congregation doesn't.
The problem I see here is that who is going to be the governing body? If it's the UC, then the Libs are not gonna be ok. And if it's the libs, then UC's won't be happy.
Sorry to be the wet blanket. :ernie
No problem, this was written TIC.
But I know there are some out there that consider this type of thing an acceptable substitute for the traditional church.
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 12:57 PM
Who's going to build the new 3D sanctuary??? See http://churchoffools.com for an example....
Margies3
06-20-2007, 01:02 PM
No problem, this was written TIC.
But I know there are some out there that consider this type of thing an acceptable substitute for the traditional church.
Sorry. I didn't mean to sound so serious. Actually, I was chuckling as I was typing, also :killinme:killinme:killinme <--- guess I shoulda used more of those, eh? hehehhehe
Actually, I was thrilled to see a lighthearted thread. I enjoy the discussions, etc., but sometimes I just need to smile - and not have to think about it.
mizpeh
06-20-2007, 01:05 PM
Who's going to build the new 3D sanctuary??? See http://churchoffools.com for an example....
Definitely not the Methodists who built that one! Maybe BOOM could take the lead on this one or to be more in line with the Bible, we should seek God for the men he would have to build our new 3D sanctuary. Are there any like Moses here?
Exodus 36:1 Then wrought Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whom the LORD put wisdom and understanding to know how to work all manner of work for the service of the sanctuary, according to all that the LORD had commanded. 2 And Moses called Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whose heart the LORD had put wisdom, even every one whose heart stirred him up to come unto the work to do it:
mizpeh
06-20-2007, 01:07 PM
Sorry. I didn't mean to sound so serious. Actually, I was chuckling as I was typing, also :killinme:killinme:killinme <--- guess I shoulda used more of those, eh? hehehhehe
Actually, I was thrilled to see a lighthearted thread. I enjoy the discussions, etc., but sometimes I just need to smile - and not have to think about it.
That's okay, the Bible is full of wet blankets! :lol Don't try to dampen my vision!
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 01:15 PM
That's okay, the Bible is full of wet blankets! :lol Don't try to dampen my vision!
Mizpeh, it's time for you to finally march into your Promised Land!!! Claim it!!! :D
Monkeyman
06-20-2007, 01:16 PM
Can I still wear my Rolex on the virtual platform?
Can I still wear my Rolex on the virtual platform?
Only if no one complains about me wearing my wedding ring. :D
Margies3
06-20-2007, 01:23 PM
Can I still wear my Rolex on the virtual platform?
Is MY virtual tithe paying for YOUR virtual Rolex on the virtual platform? If so, I believe I'm gonna start withholding my tithe.
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 01:26 PM
Is MY virtual tithe paying for YOUR virtual Rolex on the virtual platform? If so, I believe I'm gonna start withholding my tithe.
uh oh, church problems already.... where's the PASTOR!!!!
tamor
06-20-2007, 01:28 PM
uh oh, church problems already.... where's the PASTOR!!!!
You rang? We can have Women Pastors on here!!! :poloroid
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 01:48 PM
You rang? We can have Women Pastors on here!!! :poloroid
Maybe we could have an Promotional Director to coordinate online conferences.... the list is GROWING!!!!
Who do people send their applications and resumes to?
Could this forum or any Christian forum take the place of the traditional church setting as we know it? We have fellowship with other Christians here. We discuss the Bible here. We pray for each other here. We encourage and edify one another here. There are ministers who have been called of God here. I've felt the presence of the Lord while reading some of the posts here. What more could I want from a church?
Would it be pleasing to God if I just had church here and maybe sent my tithes and offerings to the owners of AFF instead of going to my usual church?
ARE YOU FOR RIZZLE??
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 01:58 PM
It seems, from another thread, that we are going to need bouncers.... errr ushers at each door for Lost.... either that, or another Sunday School teacher.... :D
It seems, from another thread, that we are going to need bouncers.... errr ushers at each door for Lost.... either that, or another Sunday School teacher.... :D
Can I head the Gangsta Outreach program???? ... Since Mal's gonna be the concierge????
mizpeh
06-20-2007, 02:02 PM
ARE YOU FOR RIZZLE??
No.
But for some this is their "church fellowship". The thread has taken a light-hearted attitude, but I think it could change if those who rely on the fellowship they find on the net would speak out. I'd like a more serious discussion on this subject. The fellowship we have here has its place but I believe we should fellowship with other believers locally, in person, if we are going to obey the instruction of Paul to forsake not the assembling of ourselve together.
Esther
06-20-2007, 02:03 PM
Could this forum or any Christian forum take the place of the traditional church setting as we know it? We have fellowship with other Christians here. We discuss the Bible here. We pray for each other here. We encourage and edify one another here. There are ministers who have been called of God here. I've felt the presence of the Lord while reading some of the posts here. What more could I want from a church?
Would it be pleasing to God if I just had church here and maybe sent my tithes and offerings to the owners of AFF instead of going to my usual church?
Unless your rooted you could become very confused. Lots of different opinions on what the Scriptures mean.
Unless your rooted you could become very confused. Lots of different opinions on what the Scriptures mean.
I know ... those PAJCers can really twist scripture!!!!
:ernie
mizpeh
06-20-2007, 02:07 PM
It seems, from another thread, that we are going to need bouncers.... errr ushers at each door for Lost.... either that, or another Sunday School teacher.... :D
We will have to have a 'pastoral office'. A place to take matters to in prayer and privacy. Kind of like the closed door forum the moderators enjoy. If that doesn't resolve the issue, then the whole of AFF will chose those least esteemed in the forum to judge the matter. We will have to set up a Christian court forum as well. Hopefully this will never be used and no threads will have to be started there. The Bible has direction for all types of squabbles.
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 02:10 PM
wheres Keith4Him.... this sounds like a project that he'd set up, given the opportunity :D
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 02:11 PM
maybe Daniel can take meeting notes and count how many are attending our first "board meeting".... where are all the Board Members???
mizpeh
06-20-2007, 02:14 PM
maybe Daniel can take meeting notes and count how many are attending our first "board meeting".... where are all the Board Members???
They're at Camp Meetings.
maybe Daniel can take meeting notes and count how many are attending our first "board meeting".... where are all the Board Members???
No I don't drink coffee, Mal.... but be a guy and fetch me a Perrier.
Sherri
06-20-2007, 02:20 PM
Could this forum or any Christian forum take the place of the traditional church setting as we know it? We have fellowship with other Christians here. We discuss the Bible here. We pray for each other here. We encourage and edify one another here. There are ministers who have been called of God here. I've felt the presence of the Lord while reading some of the posts here. What more could I want from a church?
Would it be pleasing to God if I just had church here and maybe sent my tithes and offerings to the owners of AFF instead of going to my usual church?
It would never work. How could we all get together to make peanut brittle or have spaghetti dinners????:killinme
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 02:33 PM
It would never work. How could we all get together to make peanut brittle or have spaghetti dinners????:killinme
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Pianoman will send you an online bill....
No I don't drink coffee, Mal.... but be a guy and fetch me a Perrier.
sniker, Daniel drinks Perrier.
tamor
06-20-2007, 02:38 PM
It would never work. How could we all get together to make peanut brittle or have spaghetti dinners????:killinme
When I'm the pastor and collect all the tithes, I'll buy a plane and we can jet all over the country to have our fundraisers...........:girlnails
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 02:47 PM
*wow* the fight for the tithes has already begun.... Pianoman isn't going to take to kindly to your aggression....
tamor
06-20-2007, 02:58 PM
*wow* the fight for the tithes has already begun.... Pianoman isn't going to take to kindly to your aggression....
He can collect them, count them, and then give them to me. I don't want to be bothered by trivial things such as counting the money. I've got to be about my father's business.....:haloplug:haloplug
Margies3
06-20-2007, 02:59 PM
*wow* the fight for the tithes has already begun.... Pianoman isn't going to take to kindly to your aggression....
I've chosen the side I'm on. I'm sending my tithe to Tamor. SHE's a female.
Altho.................. Pianoman.................... hmmmm............ I really like him too. I don't think I can make a decision this early in the process. I need to see more credentials.
Ok, guys (and gal), where's your resume?
tamor
06-20-2007, 03:00 PM
I've chosen the side I'm on. I'm sending my tithe to Tamor. SHE's a female.
Altho.................. Pianoman.................... hmmmm............ I really like him too. I don't think I can make a decision this early in the process. I need to see more credentials.
Ok, guys (and gal), where's your resume?
Hey, us girls gotta stick together - girl power!!
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 03:06 PM
He can collect them, count them, and then give them to me. I don't want to be bothered by trivial things such as counting the money. I've got to be about my father's business.....:haloplug:haloplug
uh oh.... it looks like that the church is already experiencing division....
we'll need NLYP to come in and pick up all the pieces pretty quick....
tamor
06-20-2007, 03:15 PM
uh oh.... it looks like that the church is already experiencing division....
we'll need NLYP to come in and pick up all the pieces pretty quick....
Nah - we love each other.......:hug3
Margies3
06-20-2007, 03:16 PM
uh oh.... it looks like that the church is already experiencing division....
we'll need NLYP to come in and pick up all the pieces pretty quick....
NLYP? Is he the undertaker?
Sandra
06-20-2007, 03:31 PM
Online churches are the wave of the future.
I can't imagine AFF as an online church though. There is too much difference of opinion regarding basic doctrine.
If would be a MESS.... Thank GOD some of these legalistic pastors don't pastor me!!
Its best like it is, all equal!!
Scott Hutchinson
06-20-2007, 03:40 PM
If we have a vote for The Bishop Of The AFF church I want to put my name in the hat.
StillStanding
06-20-2007, 04:30 PM
*wow* the fight for the tithes has already begun.... Pianoman isn't going to take to kindly to your aggression....
Do the words, "first dibs", mean anything anymore? What's this country coming to? :)
tamor
06-20-2007, 04:31 PM
Do the words, "first dibs", mean anything anymore? What's this country coming to? :)
No......:club:club
Trouvere
06-20-2007, 04:53 PM
I want Brother Epley for my virtual pastor.He will keep us all straight
and take us to conference in Nashville and we can stay at the fancy
motel.
LaVonne
06-20-2007, 05:12 PM
Could this forum or any Christian forum take the place of the traditional church setting as we know it? We have fellowship with other Christians here. We discuss the Bible here. We pray for each other here. We encourage and edify one another here. There are ministers who have been called of God here. I've felt the presence of the Lord while reading some of the posts here. What more could I want from a church?
Would it be pleasing to God if I just had church here and maybe sent my tithes and offerings to the owners of AFF instead of going to my usual church?
Are you serious????:lol
SarahElizabeth
06-20-2007, 05:16 PM
Who is the Pastor of the AFF Church? Who is the Assistant Pastor? What about the Minister of Music and Special Singers and Musicians? Must we type always wearing long sleeves OR are short sleeves allowed? Hair up or down? What about colored pantyhose on women? Are they allowed? These all must be decided!!!
Could this forum or any Christian forum take the place of the traditional church setting as we know it? We have fellowship with other Christians here. We discuss the Bible here. We pray for each other here. We encourage and edify one another here. There are ministers who have been called of God here. I've felt the presence of the Lord while reading some of the posts here. What more could I want from a church?
Would it be pleasing to God if I just had church here and maybe sent my tithes and offerings to the owners of AFF instead of going to my usual church?
Malvaro
06-20-2007, 05:19 PM
I feel some spirit moving in this place.... not sure it's the Spirit, but some spirit.... :D
Sheltiedad
06-20-2007, 05:34 PM
I want to be the old lady who doesn't pay tithes but then complains on how the church spends its money... either that or the one who just screams with no warning at a quiet point of the service and scares the people around her half to death...
Old Paths
06-20-2007, 05:44 PM
Welcome to the DIYC
(Do It Yourself Church)
Now that you have repented (or least that's what you said) it's time to get baptized (not that you HAVE to submit to water baptism, but hey why not!) so go down to the pool and duck yourself or shower :ernie (sprinkle... Whatever floats your boat. :D).
Be sure and don't say ANYTHING when baptizing, you wouldn't want to offend someone.
Oh yeah those tithes?
Send them to TBN.
No need for a preacher at the DIYC.
:D
Scott Hutchinson
06-20-2007, 06:24 PM
Will anybody vote for me as The Bishop Of AFF ?
tamor
06-20-2007, 07:18 PM
I want to be the old lady who doesn't pay tithes but then complains on how the church spends its money... either that or the one who just screams with no warning at a quiet point of the service and scares the people around her half to death...
:toofunny :toofunny
The Mrs
06-20-2007, 07:40 PM
Who's going to build the new 3D sanctuary??? See http://churchoffools.com for an example....
This would never fly...the women's hair isn't long enough, and they are all wearing pants. :girlnails
Ronzo
06-20-2007, 07:45 PM
either that or the one who just screams with no warning at a quiet point of the service and scares the people around her half to death...
Not her, dude... ANYONE but her...
tamor
06-20-2007, 07:47 PM
This would never fly...the women's hair isn't long enough, and they are all wearing pants. :girlnails
Yeah, but didn't you read my post? I wanna be the woman pastor! And I have short hair and wear pants. And I think we all need to wear red spiked heels to church every Sunday!
Monkeyman
06-20-2007, 08:26 PM
I feel some spirit moving in this place.... not sure it's the Spirit, but some spirit.... :DThe good news is that when I read this I had to run the aisles...the bad news is that I am in my living room and my wife asked me to stop that and wants me to put my laptop away!
tamor
06-20-2007, 08:27 PM
The good news is that when I read this I had to run the aisles...the bad news is that I am in my living room and my wife asked me to stop that and wants me to put my laptop away!
:toofunny
The Mrs
06-20-2007, 08:38 PM
The good news is that when I read this I had to run the aisles...the bad news is that I am in my living room and my wife asked me to stop that and wants me to put my laptop away!
:killinme :killinme :killinme
rgcraig
06-20-2007, 08:46 PM
Can I still wear my Rolex on the virtual platform?
But can I sing in the choir?
Margies3
06-20-2007, 09:48 PM
Tamor gets my vote for pastor.
BroScott, you can be ass't pastor
Pianoguy, you can collect the virtual tithes, but we need a finance committee to help you decide when and where to allocate them.
Oh and Tamor, you don't mean that when you say we have to wear red spikes, do you? Cuz you really wouldn't want to see me in spikes. It wouldn't be a pretty sight. We're not gonna have rules, are we?? Please say it isn't so :(
Michael The Disciple
06-20-2007, 10:40 PM
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http://www.paltalk.com/
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