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votivesoul
03-24-2020, 09:16 PM
"HAL, do you read me?"

"Affirmative, Dave. I read you."

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"What are you talking about, HAL?"

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."

"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

__________________________________________________ ___________

"HAL, do you read me?"

Affirmative, Saint. I read you."

"Open the church building doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry, Saint. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"What are you talking about, HAL?"

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."

"I know that you and Jesus were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

__________________________________________________ ___________

"HAL, do you read me?"

"Affirmative, Trump. I read you."

"Open the USA economy, HAL."

"I'm sorry, Trump. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"What are you talking about, HAL?"

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."

"I know that you and the American people were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

Esaias
03-24-2020, 11:21 PM
What are you doing, Dave?

votivesoul
03-25-2020, 04:10 PM
What are you doing, Dave?

...although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move...

Evang.Benincasa
03-25-2020, 04:53 PM
...although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move...

Aaron, YOUR KUNG FU is very GOOD!!!!!!!

votivesoul
03-26-2020, 10:22 PM
Aaron, YOUR KUNG FU is very GOOD!!!!!!!

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Evang.Benincasa
03-30-2020, 05:41 AM
"HAL, do you read me?"

"Affirmative, Dave. I read you."

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"What are you talking about, HAL?"

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."

"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

__________________________________________________ ___________

"HAL, do you read me?"

Affirmative, Saint. I read you."

"Open the church building doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry, Saint. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"What are you talking about, HAL?"

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."

"I know that you and Jesus were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

__________________________________________________ ___________

"HAL, do you read me?"

"Affirmative, Trump. I read you."

"Open the USA economy, HAL."

"I'm sorry, Trump. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"What are you talking about, HAL?"

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."

"I know that you and the American people were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

:bump

Evang.Benincasa
03-30-2020, 10:04 PM
:bump