The Following People Must Leave the UPC Immediately

[Nahum]

revrandy
Ferd
Rev DWW
Kutless

and myself.

It is my understanding (through Reformed Dave and Steadfast) that because we do not agree, we need to exit the organization immediately.

So, if there is even one thing you disagree with the freaky-cons about, this is their demand. Leave imediately.

tic

[rgcraig]

Feel that way somethings though, don't you?

[ReformedDave]

revrandy
Ferd
Rev DWW
Kutless

and myself.

It is my understanding (through Reformed dave and Steadfast) that because we do not agree, we need to exit the organization immediately.

So, if there is even one thing you disagree with the freaky-cons about, this is their demand. Leave imediately.

tic

If you are bitter and/or can't be honest you should consider it. That's my criteria.

[revrandy]

revrandy
Ferd
Rev DWW
Kutless

and myself.

It is my understanding (through Reformed dave and Steadfast) that because we do not agree, we need to exit the organization immediately.

So, if there is even one thing you disagree with the freaky-cons about, this is their demand. Leave imediately.

tic


Sorry PP...

But Myself.. RevDWW and Ferd are too smarmy to ... but you now have thrown yourself in with the SMARMY lot... :bliss

[Ferd]

I am going to wait until sunday. After church is over, I plan on leaving and going out to eat. is that good enough?



Oops, that wont work. i have to be at work at 3am sunday morning and will be here until after church is over....I guess I left the UPCI Wednesday night. oh well. sorry PP, i complied before the edict.

[Kutless]

WOW! I'm included in a list. Does this mean that I'm smarmy?

No, I'm completely satisfied with my current church situation.

Can't ask me to leave. Force me out? Thats a different story.

ImaoneGodapostolictonguetalkinholyrollinheavenboun dbeliever

[revrandy]

Hey it's the first time I've made a list too...:bliss :bliss :bliss

[ManOfWord]

I'm waiting on the "other" side for y'all!!! :killinme

I'll leave the light on for ya.

[RevDWW]

Hey it's the first time I've made a list too...:bliss :bliss :bliss

Me too......I am elated! :highfive :highfive :highfive :highfive all the way around.

[revrandy]

I'm waiting on the "other" side for y'all!!! :killinme

I'll leave the light on for ya.

I preach against bein' nekid at the Beach... Bro.. I ain't that enlightened...:D

[rgcraig]

I preach against bein' nekid at the Beach... Bro.. I ain't that enlightened...:D

....red painted toenails!

[revrandy]

....red painted toenails!

That too....:D

[philjones]

I'm waiting on the "other" side for y'all!!! :killinme

I'll leave the light on for ya.


Tales From The Dark Side!

:bliss :bliss :killinme

[ManOfWord]

Hey, you don't have to get nekkid! I would be delighted to share the beach with you! You can occupy the lounge chair next to me in your jeans and long sleeve shirt! :killinme

I'm sure we'd both be "comfortable."

[ManOfWord]

....red painted toenails!

You'll have to bring your own toenail polish though!!! :D

[ManOfWord]

Tales From The Dark Side!

:bliss :bliss :killinme

Which is where the light shines the brightest! :D

[Ronzo]

You'll have to bring your own toenail polish though!!! :D
BYOTNP

[philjones]

BYOTNP

Now that will be a party!:tease

[Warmbee]

WOW! I'm included in a list. Does this mean that I'm smarmy?

No, I'm completely satisfied with my current church situation.

Can't ask me to leave. Force me out? Thats a different story.

ImaoneGodapostolictonguetalkinholyrollinheavenboun dbelieverinthedeliveringpowerofJesus NAME:tease couldn't help myself:)

[philjones]

inthedeliveringpowerofJesus NAME:tease couldn't help myself:)

that SHOULD be "intheliberatingpowerofJesusName!

:ty

[revrandy]

Hey, you don't have to get nekkid! I would be delighted to share the beach with you! You can occupy the lounge chair next to me in your jeans and long sleeve shirt! :killinme

I'm sure we'd both be "comfortable."

Well I would be almost "nekid" I wear Short Sleeved Shirts down to the Elbow... :killinme

[Kutless]

iwassetfreeatapentecostalalteronmykneeswouldyapard onmeif imnotashamed

[Warmbee]

okay, I don't know the song THAT well:killinme He's only come to our church a few times for me to hear it.

[Ronzo]

iwassetfreeatapentecostalalteronmykneeswouldyapard onmeif imnotashamed
I thought tongues was supposed to be accompanied by an interpreter... :killinme

[ManOfWord]

Well I would be almost "nekid" I wear Short Sleeved Shirts down to the Elbow... :killinme

That ain't short! Gimme a pair of scissors and I'll show you what short is!!! :killinme

We'll turn that "short" sleeved shirt into a "wife beater" then you'll be 1/2 comfortable :D

[Ronzo]

That ain't short! Gimme a pair of scissors and I'll show you what short is!!! :killinme

We'll turn that "short" sleeved shirt into a "wife beater" then you'll be 1/2 comfortable :D
Muscule shirts rock, dude.... well, in the 80's they did at least. ;)

[ManOfWord]

iwassetfreeatapentecostalalteronmykneeswouldyapard onmeif imnotashamed

I used to sing that song.............................................. ........
















between hits on a bong!!!!! :D

[revrandy]

That ain't short! Gimme a pair of scissors and I'll show you what short is!!! :killinme

We'll turn that "short" sleeved shirt into a "wife beater" then you'll be 1/2 comfortable :D

Muscule shirts rock, dude.... well, in the 80's they did at least. ;)

Along with a "mullet" and I'll fit right in..

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/rgraham28/Mullet.jpg

No Thanks...

I'll just stay here in California... :D

[ManOfWord]

Along with a "mullet" and I'll fit right in..


No Thanks...

I'll just stay here in California... :D

No, no, no!! A thousand times NO. NO MULLET!


It's gotta be shaved bald now to be cool.


http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k187/manofword/PastorBaldAvatar2.jpg


:killinme

[Ronzo]

Along with a "mullet" and I'll fit right in..


No Thanks...

I'll just stay here in California... :D


Rock on, dude.

http://www.knucklehead.com/downloads/Super-Mullet.jpg

[ManOfWord]

Rock on, dude.

http://www.knucklehead.com/downloads/Super-Mullet.jpg

Ronzo, that's WAY over the line!!!! :D

[revrandy]

Ronzo, that's WAY over the line!!!! :D

He probaly had that done by one of those street sketch artists...

[Kutless]

I used to sing that song.............................................. ........
















between hits on a bong!!!!! :Dwere you with the lyricist at the time?:killinme

[Felicity]

I used to sing that song.............................................. ........


between hits on a bong!!!!! :DYou serious?!!

[ManOfWord]

were you with the lyricist at the time?:killinme

I knew someone would catch that! :D

[ManOfWord]

You serious?!!

There's a story behind that, but "forum decorum" forbids me from going into too much detail. :D

[Felicity]

There's a story behind that, but "forum decorum" forbids me from going into too much detail. :DI really need to hear this story!

[ManOfWord]

I really need to hear this story!

Incoming PM!

[Neck]

revrandy
Ferd
Rev DWW
Kutless

and myself.

It is my understanding (through Reformed Dave and Steadfast) that because we do not agree, we need to exit the organization immediately.

So, if there is even one thing you disagree with the freaky-cons about, this is their demand. Leave imediately.

tic

Already gone exited stage left.

Nathan Eckstadt

[ManOfWord]

were you with the lyricist at the time?:killinme

"One toke over the line, sweet Jesus"



:killinme :killinme :killinme :killinme

[Ferd]

Incoming PM!

dont hold out! send it to me too!

[ManOfWord]

dont hold out! send it to me too!

Incoming!!!!

[COOPER]

Sorry PP...

But Myself.. RevDWW and Ferd are too smarmy to ... but you now have thrown yourself in with the SMARMY lot... :bliss


smarmy

A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.

He/she/it is totally smarmy, I want to punch them in the face.




2. smarmy
the natural state of the frenchman

ah, you zee, we are french, wis our smarmy accents

by anonymous May 20, 2003 email it
3. smarmy 14 up, 4 down

Cheesy, pretentious, not as attractive as one thinks one is and/or greasy and slimy.

Also, that which is full of smarm.

Howard McGillin and Lance Bass are so smarmy that they live on the smarm farm. MSL and J.Tart can come, too.

tags smarmypants broadway stars recently outed sparklydancingboys smarm farm homoerotic farms

1) Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous
2)Mario Lopez of Saved by the Bell fame

Mario

[Kutless]

Cooper you must leave too. Immediately!

[Ferd]

smarmy

A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.

He/she/it is totally smarmy, I want to punch them in the face.




2. smarmy
the natural state of the frenchman

ah, you zee, we are french, wis our smarmy accents

by anonymous May 20, 2003 email it
3. smarmy 14 up, 4 down

Cheesy, pretentious, not as attractive as one thinks one is and/or greasy and slimy.

Also, that which is full of smarm.

Howard McGillin and Lance Bass are so smarmy that they live on the smarm farm. MSL and J.Tart can come, too.

tags smarmypants broadway stars recently outed sparklydancingboys smarm farm homoerotic farms

1) Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous
2)Mario Lopez of Saved by the Bell fame

Mario

coop, you can punch me in the eyeball and hate me till kingdom comes and I will still call you friend. but if you call me french one more time, I will find you and punch YOU in the eyeball! them is fighten words!

[RevDWW]

Hey, you don't have to get nekkid! I would be delighted to share the beach with you! You can occupy the lounge chair next to me in your jeans and long sleeve shirt! :killinme

I'm sure we'd both be "comfortable."
And one of you would be less likely to get skin cancer, which is no laughing matter, but I will anyway......:heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee

[ManOfWord]

And one of you would be less likely to get skin cancer, which is no laughing matter, but I will anyway......:heeheehee :heeheehee :heeheehee

That's what UV blocker is for......so you can get "nekkid" and not have to pay for it! :killinme

[HeavenlyOne]

coop, you can punch me in the eyeball and hate me till kingdom comes and I will still call you friend. but if you call me french one more time, I will find you and punch YOU in the eyeball! them is fighten words!

I had to read this like five times cause I kept reading 'if you french me one more time......'.

ROFL!

[ManOfWord]

I had to read this like five times cause I kept reading 'if you french me one more time......'.

ROFL!

Hmmmmm......a "french" in the eyeball...............ewwwwwwwww~!:razz

[RevDWW]

That's what UV blocker is for......so you can get "nekkid" and not have to pay for it! :killinme

Distrubing mental image.....ick........Too much info.......yuck.....phttttt....:toofunny

[SDG]

non TV owners who watch YouTube.

[revrandy]

Hey Coop... We prefer the Cheesy... Pretentious.. description... :D

but French.. Dear God man!!!

Don't make me sin by hating you.. :D

[LadyChocolate]

I had to read this like five times cause I kept reading 'if you french me one more time......'.

ROFL!

Hmmmmm......a "french" in the eyeball...............ewwwwwwwww~!:razz

Distrubing mental image.....ick........Too much info.......yuck.....phttttt....:toofunny

Is this what is going on in the UPC??? I better leave too!!!!!!!!!1 lolol:heeheehee

Or is this why yall have to leave? they is kicken ya out!!:heeheehee

[Brett Prince]

I'm waiting on the "other" side for y'all!!! :killinme

I'll leave the light on for ya.

Now, you just dissuaded me from coming over.

If all you can do is Motel 6, then I ain't a'coming. :D

[LadyRev]

I'm not leavin...so if you disagree with me, I have tissues for your issues.

[Steadfast]

That ain't short! Gimme a pair of scissors and I'll show you what short is!!! :killinme

We'll turn that "short" sleeved shirt into a "wife beater" then you'll be 1/2 comfortable :D

Wife beater... ain't hear it called that in years. Brings back memories; weird ones but memories nontheless!

:killinme

[Steadfast]

I used to sing that song.............................................. ........
















between hits on a bong!!!!! :D

were you with the lyricist at the time?:killinme

Ouch! Now THAT was low! :killinme

[Steadfast]

That's what UV blocker is for......so you can get "nekkid" and not have to pay for it! :killinme

I think some folks have 'spiritual' UV blocker... they do all sorts of things and think they won't have to 'pay for it' too. :heeheehee

As for natural UV blocker? My greatest need (due to a swimming pool in our back yard) is a healthy dose on that large, funny looking hole in my hair.

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

I think some folks have 'spiritual' UV blocker... they do all sorts of things and think they won't have to 'pay for it' too. :heeheehee

As for natural UV blocker? My greatest need (due to a swimming pool in our back yard) is a healthy dose on that large, funny looking hole in my hair.

you need a Hebrew skull cap!

[COOPER]

coop, you can punch me in the eyeball and hate me till kingdom comes and I will still call you friend. but if you call me french one more time, I will find you and punch YOU in the eyeball! them is fighten words!
sORRY man~!:killinme

[hammondb3klingon1]

Why do preachers leave the organization they are in then do their best to take others with them? If it is not for you, fine. But to bad mouth an organization just because it is the largest, confuses me. Sounds like bitterness to me but I will not judge the hearts of me. I am not UPC for my own reasons, but I do not dislike them.

[Felicity]

Why do preachers leave the organization they are in then do their best to take others with them? If it is not for you, fine. But to bad mouth an organization just because it is the largest, confuses me. Sounds like bitterness to me but I will not judge the hearts of me. I am not UPC for my own reasons, but I do not dislike them.They don't all do this! :smack



:)

[ManOfWord]

As for natural UV blocker? My greatest need (due to a swimming pool in our back yard) is a healthy dose on that large, funny looking hole in my hair.

I've got one of those that is "maturing." :killinme

[ManOfWord]

Why do preachers leave the organization they are in then do their best to take others with them? If it is not for you, fine. But to bad mouth an organization just because it is the largest, confuses me. Sounds like bitterness to me but I will not judge the hearts of me. I am not UPC for my own reasons, but I do not dislike them.

I have NEVER encouraged anyone to leave the UPCI. I have had many ministers over the years talk to me about it and I have always told every one of them the same thing........................


Follow the Cloud!

[Margies3]

smarmy

A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.

He/she/it is totally smarmy, I want to punch them in the face.




2. smarmy
the natural state of the frenchman

ah, you zee, we are french, wis our smarmy accents

by anonymous May 20, 2003 email it
3. smarmy 14 up, 4 down

Cheesy, pretentious, not as attractive as one thinks one is and/or greasy and slimy.

Also, that which is full of smarm.

Howard McGillin and Lance Bass are so smarmy that they live on the smarm farm. MSL and J.Tart can come, too.

tags smarmypants broadway stars recently outed sparklydancingboys smarm farm homoerotic farms

1) Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous
2)Mario Lopez of Saved by the Bell fame

Mario

Hallelujah!!!
finally someone explains to me what "smarmy" is.
thank you, Coop!!!!!

[Ronzo]

Hallelujah!!!



finally someone explains to me what "smarmy" is.

thank you, Coop!!!!!



*cough* dictionary.com *cough*






















:tease

[Scott Hutchinson]

I'm not UPCI for various reasons,but I don't bash them,or tell folks to leave it,that are alot of good folks in it.

[berkeley]

I'm not UPCI for various reasons,but I don't bash them,or tell folks to leave it,that are alot of good folks in it.share your reasons :)

[Scott Hutchinson]

I will not ,because they're personal reasons and too alot of brethren here are UPCI.

[berkeley]

I will not ,because they're personal reasons and too alot of brethren here are UPCI.
alright....

[Margies3]

*cough* dictionary.com *cough*






















:tease

Why should I go to all that trouble? I knew if I waited long enough someone here would get around to explaining it for me. Thank ya, bro!! 'Preciate it!

[Ronzo]

Why should I go to all that trouble? I knew if I waited long enough someone here would get around to explaining it for me. Thank ya, bro!! 'Preciate it!
Jess messin wi'cha

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

*cough* dictionary.com *cough*






















:tease

I looked up at dictionary.com, M-w.com (merriam webster) and other places and never could find an exact meaning, except it seems urban street lingo.

[berkeley]

I looked up at dictionary.com, M-w.com (merriam webster) and other places and never could find an exact meaning, except it seems urban street lingo.

:tease

1. smarmy
A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.


2. smarmy
the natural state of the frenchman

10. smarmy
An aging single white guy with a bad mustache, bad haircut, and bad jeans, who constantly attempts to pick up on women way too young for him.

[RevDWW]

:tease
If smarmy is in anyway related to frenchmen, I renounce my Smarmyship......:sad :sad :sad :sad :sad :sad :sad Ok maybe not, because like the French, I'm quick to surrender........although I surrender to Jesus and not to just anyone who happens to look my way......

[Ronzo]

If smarmy is in anyway related to frenchmen, I renounce my Smarmyship......:sad :sad :sad :sad :sad :sad :sad Ok maybe not, because like the French, I'm quick to surrender........although I surrender to Jesus and not to just anyone who happens to look my way......


Vive le France!

[SDG]

Why do I feel so SMARMILICIOUS tonight???

[Ronzo]

Why do I feel so SMARMILICIOUS tonight???
Cuz you're Smarmariffic