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Sister Alvear
07-12-2007, 08:21 PM
The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Harlan , Ky. )

(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda Plain an' Simple, don't ya think? The best way.
Y'all have a nice day!

Pressing-On
07-12-2007, 09:12 PM
Wow, that's easier to remember. :killinme

OP_Carl
07-13-2007, 04:05 AM
If only somebody would translate the entire bible for them, this foreign people could be reached for God. Does anybody feel a burden?

Who is willing to go? Cross your heart, knock out a front tooth, place your hand on this fried okra, and repeat after me . . . .