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Pressing-On
07-14-2007, 11:57 AM
Mich. Man Jogged Nude to 'Feel Alive'
By SVEN GUSTAFSON (Associated Press Writer)
From Associated Press
July 13, 2007 8:12 PM EDT

DETROIT - A man who was sentenced to 30 days in jail for taking his daily run while wearing only a stocking cap, gloves and reflective tape said that the nude jogging made him "feel alive," according to police.


"That is the one wild, crazy thing that I do that makes me feel alive," police quoted him as saying.


Rotta was arrested early April 4 after a caller reported seeing a naked man running in the southbound lane of U.S. Highway 127 in Blackman Township, about 70 miles west of Detroit.


He wore reflective tape around his arms, ankles, waist and thighs to avoid being hit when he crossed roads, the police report said.

More of the story: http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2007/07/13/mich_man_jogged_nude_to_feel_alive/

Doesn't that make it all right. He was putting in some precautionary measures!! :killinme:killinme
rgcraig
07-14-2007, 12:04 PM
Wonder where he keeps his water bottle? :sshhh
RandyWayne
07-14-2007, 12:05 PM
And I hollered over at Ethel and said "Don't look Ethel!" -but it was too late!
Pressing-On
07-14-2007, 12:06 PM
Wonder where he keeps his water bottle? :sshhh

I'm pretty sure he didn't need it having to rush to get home and all.

But, one day - he didn't make it! :killinme
Pressing-On
07-14-2007, 12:06 PM
And I hollered over at Ethel and said "Don't look Ethel!" -but it was too late!

:rooting:rooting:rooting
HeavenlyOne
07-14-2007, 01:04 PM
That was Subdued's husband. We bailed him out yesterday. And he doesn't need a water bottle, he said.













She said to tell you that I'm just kidding...but...well...isn't it a sin to lie??
Subdued
07-14-2007, 01:29 PM
That was Subdued's husband. We bailed him out yesterday. And he doesn't need a water bottle, he said.













She said to tell you that I'm just kidding...but...well...isn't it a sin to lie??

Oh... You're REAL funny, H1. :drama
Pressing-On
07-14-2007, 02:40 PM
That was Subdued's husband. We bailed him out yesterday. And he doesn't need a water bottle, he said.













She said to tell you that I'm just kidding...but...well...isn't it a sin to lie??
Well, girl, maybe by the time you leave you will have helped her to straighten up that lying act. I'll be praying for you!!! It's so sad. :tissue
Pressing-On
07-14-2007, 02:41 PM
Oh... You're REAL funny, H1. :drama

I'm....:tissue I'm... :tissue prayin' :tissue, Subdued!!!!!! :tissue
RevDWW
07-14-2007, 04:45 PM
And I hollered over at Ethel and said "Don't look Ethel!" -but it was too late!

She'd already been mooned.......:slaphappy:slaphappy:slaphappy
HeavenlyOne
07-14-2007, 05:16 PM
Well, girl, maybe by the time you leave you will have helped her to straighten up that lying act. I'll be praying for you!!! It's so sad. :tissue

:killinme:killinme:killinme:killinme

Oh, that is just too funny!
Subdued
07-14-2007, 05:41 PM
I'm....:tissue I'm... :tissue prayin' :tissue, Subdued!!!!!! :tissue

Pray hard, PO; she's tryin' to corrupt me.
HeavenlyOne
07-14-2007, 05:50 PM
Pray hard, PO; she's tryin' to corrupt me.

ROFL!

Don't blame your husband's nighttime jogs on me! hahahahaha

:killinme:killinme:killinme
Pressing-On
07-14-2007, 10:38 PM
Pray hard, PO; she's tryin' to corrupt me.

Subdued,
It's okay. Don't cry. I've been praying and I feel, ummmmm, oh yes, ummmm,
that it's okay for your husband to jog nekkid as a jaybird. The Word says,

Job 1:21 , "And said (Job), Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither."

When he stands nekkid before the Judge tell him to quote that scripture.

:nutso