**New Forum** The AQF: The Armchair Quarterback Forum

[deacon blues]

I want to propose a subsidiary forum for AFF called the AQF: Armchair Quarterback Forum. This forum will be dedicated to all of those would-be General Superintendents, Youth Presidents, District Superintendents, etc. that can spend volumes of posts and time regurgitating woulda, coulda, shoulda after General Conference, Youth Congress, Camp Meeting, District Conference, etc.

I really believe that it would be a very active forum with thought provoking threads like:

"Brother Haney's Message Was Powerful, But Does He Use Grecian Formula?"

"150 Received The Holy Ghost at Camp Meeting, But What About That Altar Call Song?"

"Fake Tongues Makes An Appearance At District Conference (At Least That's What They Told Me)"

"Youth Congress Once Again Fails To Satisfy, The GYD Will Be Issuing The Mark of the Beast in 2009"

"500 Kids Sign Up For Missions Trips Around The World At Youth Camp, But Their Untucked Shirts Made Me Want to Puke"

"While 18,000 Kids Shouted and Danced Around Me, I Was Too Busy Focusing on the Suggestive Gyrations of the Singers"

"Dora The Explorer Today, Hugh Hefner Tomorrow"

"Musicians Rehearsed Laying Hands On One Another Before General Conference"

"The Hidden Agenda of our Elected Officials Found Inserted Into Tupelo Children's Mansion Presentation"

"Nona Freeman: Political Pawn of the WEC"

"Effective WEC Email Campaigns"

"What to do When Something Is In Your Craw: Write a Book/Start a Newsletter"

"Worldliness At NAYC: Ushers Smocks Expose Too Much ($14,000 Collected)"

[revrandy]

:D

Is it a Move of God called Steppin' at UPC Youth Congress or Starbucks Triple Expresso Latte'?

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Our try at seperate forums has made The Fellowship Hall the AQF.

Efforts to steer converastion to sanity have been dealt with teeth grinding and You Tube postings to show video playback instead.

Great Idea though- Maybe we can rename TFH "AQF" for you!

:ranting

[deacon blues]

"Evidence of True Dancing In The Spirit: 38 Stitches"

"I Know Real Worship When I'm Standing On The Sidelines Observing It"

"Camp Meeting Was Very Carnal This Year: Lyrics On The Screen, Videotaped Services"

"Discerning The Sincerity of Someone Else's Praise"

"Dora's Knees, Preachers in Jeans, Steppin' to the Beat and Other Musings"

"Relevance Schmevelance Don't Believe The Lie"

"104 Degrees in Charlotte; 5,000 Degrees in Hell"

"Public Fountain Baptisms Illegitimate---Must Be In A River or Horse Trough"

"Todd Gaddy's Big Secret: 4th Level High Mason/Illuminati Ties"

"**Newsflash** Pictures of Hugo Chavez and Kenneth Haney Shaking Hands/Fishing"

[Pressing-On]

DB,
Oh, I thought those were chapters of a book you were writing. My bad. :D

[Pressing-On]

"Evidence of True Dancing In The Spirit: 38 Stitches"

"I Know Real Worship When I'm Standing On The Sidelines Observing It"

"Camp Meeting Was Very Carnal This Year: Lyrics On The Screen, Videotaped Services"

"Discerning The Sincerity of Someone Else's Praise"

"Dora's Knees, Preachers in Jeans, Steppin' to the Beat and Other Musings"

"Relevance Schmevelance Don't Believe The Lie"

"104 Degrees in Charlotte; 5,000 Degrees in Hell"

"Public Fountain Baptisms Illegitimate---Must Be In A River or Horse Trough"

"Todd Gaddy's Big Secret: 4th Level High Mason/Illuminati Ties"

"**Newsflash** Pictures of Hugo Chavez and Kenneth Haney Shaking Hands/Fishing"

Volume II?

:killinme

[SDG]

Fantasy UPCing .... I'm in.

[pelathais]

I want to propose a subsidiary forum for AFF called the AQF: Armchair Quarterback Forum. This forum will be dedicated to all of those would-be General Superintendents, Youth Presidents, District Superintendents, etc. that can spend volumes of posts and time regurgitating woulda, coulda, shoulda after General Conference, Youth Congress, Camp Meeting, District Conference, etc.

I really believe that it would be a very active forum with thought provoking threads like:

"Brother Haney's Message Was Powerful, But Does He Use Grecian Formula?"

"150 Received The Holy Ghost at Camp Meeting, But What About That Altar Call Song?"

(... snippage ...)

"Worldliness At NAYC: Ushers Smocks Expose Too Much ($14,000 Collected)"

LOL! You're thoughts are too true.