| Timmy |
12-20-2008 04:57 PM |
Re: Gag gifts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On
(Post 663314)
Just found this among my Christmas bags that I save. Forgot I had it. I don't remember where or when I got this. I'm sure it was a Christmas party. :toofunny
It's a small ziplock bag filled with white Lima beans.
A small "cardstock" paper is stapled to the top.
It says:
Magic Weight Loss Beans
1. Remove beans from the bag.
2. Throw them on the floor.
3. Bend down and pick up each bean.
4. Repeat hourly as needed.
:christmasjig :christmasjig :christmasjig
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There's (or was) an actual weight loss pill that worked (if it worked at all) on a similar principle: take at bedtime on an empty stomach! :lol
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