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Re: AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-chu

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Originally Posted by The Mrs (Post 482486)

Yay! I get to do the costumes!!! :bliss

(Actually, it's what I used to do!) :D

Are you nutzo??? You would want me corrupting your young children and turning them into goofy kids??? :gaga

:toofunny

What have we gpt to lose, besides my kids are whacked as it is.:happydance

I am sure mine will need to see Rhoni when they grow up!:bliss

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Originally Posted by Jeanie (Post 482482)

Sherri Cupples gets my vote for over seeing Foreign Missions Church Plants, Orphanage Relief and Mission Trips- She has and is like visiting over 5 countries this year and works really hard to meet these folks needs in poorer countries.

Absolutely! Great Choice and Vicki Yohe can help her!

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Isn't it fun to dream together and recognize the many gifts we each add to the church?

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7. Church Elders/Teachers .... would be advisory to pastoral team and would teach in the Church.

Elder Epley, Brother Strange (man I miss him), Raven, Bishop1, Falla, Bishop Alvear, Michael Phelps, Newman, Sam, Atlanta Bishop, Coonskinner

The wisdom and experience of this team is their greatest asset.

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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea (Post 482278)

3. Media Ministry team - Monkeyman and CC1.

Both have a talent, passion and gift for this very vital ministry in the 21st century church.

Of course we are talking High Definition state of the art video here along with a dedicated bazillion channel audio recording console for the video sound!!!!

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Originally Posted by MissBrattified (Post 482477)

:D

It couldn't be a "mega-church" if there wasn't a huge staff!

I've never been part of a mega-church, so I'm sure there are a lot of positions I didn't even think of.

I was only a member of one for a short time before we started a church.

It's sounds like to me some mega-church is missing out on having you aboard, You could probably help solve and provide solutions that a mega- church would face, with your gift of practicality.

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Originally Posted by MissBrattified (Post 482455)

Hmmmm...

Pastor - rrford. Wise, good with people, conservative enough to respect the older people, progressive enough to appeal to the younger generation.

Co-Pastor - mfblume - great teacher, offers a lot of stability & dependability, could definitely watch over everything in the pastor's absence.

Youth Pastors - PhilJones & Pastor Poster

Outreach Directors - Old Paths and Daniel Alicea

Missions - Sister Alvear - no contest.

Music Director - Pianoman! I'd have to bring BHILL on board as the bass "player and resident keep-the-MD-in-line person. StMark for the organist and choir director....Dora as one of the praise singers....I'd want to be part of that praise team, too....

Worship Leader - Not sure...I don't know who sings. I think the worship leader needs to be able to carry a tune, but charisma is equally important for this job.

Drama Director - Rico. With the help of TheMrs, rgcraig, Ronzo & Chewy.

Small Groups Ministry (Cell Groups) - Keith4Him

Young Couples Group - Pressing On. Teaching-wise...I think she has a healthy perspective on what it takes to make marriage and family work, and wouldn't be a fuddy-duddy about sex. (obviously...LOL) ...fun enough to plan some great fellowship, serious enough to plan great teaching opportunities.

Sunday School Director - ForeverBlessed
Bus Ministry - Bro-Larry - Obviously cares about kids, and would work well with FB
Events Coordinator - Timlan -
Secretary - stmatthew.

Evangelist[s] - Coonskinner, Atlanta Bishop, Bill Price, BrotherEastman, SteveEpley (what a great group, right? LOL!)

Prison/Jail Ministry - Evang. Benincasa & Scott Hutchinson (Good Cop/Bad Cop, and not in that order)

Teachers:

College & Career - Newman & Stephen Hoover
Teen - Carpenter & Raven
PreTeen - Ferd & Jeanie
Intermediates/Primary - Amazing Grace and Lady Coonskinner
Kindergarten - Chax (where did she go?) & Darcy
Preschool - Falla39 & TheMrs.
Nursery - Margies3 & Esther

WOW, I'm on staff at a Mega Church. Where is my new Lincoln?!!!

My first class in attendance:

"Good morning!! Praise the Lord who makes everything beautiful in it's time! Today, we will be talking our more intimate questions to paper and we will divide up the class today. The men will go with my wonderful husband and the ladies we will stay here."

"Now, write your questions down and we will go through each one."

"Let me see, hmmmm, first question is..."

"HE WANTS TO DO WHAT? Did he buy you that new dress?"

"Then you tell him - NO - some things come with a price."

"Next question..."

How did I do, Abigail?!!!!

:bliss:bliss

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Sunday School/Christian Education Director: Mizpeh

She is a master teacher because she's a master student ...

and has the know how to organize a massive effort like this ... she may not know it, yet.

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 482500)

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Originally Posted by Rhoni (Post 482491)

Absolutely! Great Choice and Vicki Yohe can help her!

Yes! and Vicki gets my vote for being over all orphanage operations-she has the biggest heart for these children she definitely needs to be recognized for all her sacrifice.