Pastors/Preachers: Ever had to leave the pulpit to potty?
 

:starPastors/Preachers: Ever had to leave the pulpit to potty?:star

ROFL

I wear depends to the pulpit just in case....

TMI. Just way TMI.

I did need a good laugh. This was worthy.

:horn:jolly

Ask for a Long Prayer moment.... run out the back doors like your on fire...

that way you don't lose any momentum....come back in shoutin!!!

Almost....

Did get sick while doing a nursing home service... I think that I got to hot, they keep nursing homes warm.....

I do know of one pastor that forgot to turn the wireless mic off....Having a great sound system isn't always a blessing......

too much.too much information.

This thread is indicative that a state of boredom is reaching epic proportions...

LOL! I thought I'd never seen a question on the AFF that hasn't been asked. Anyway, to answer the question, not while I was actually preaching.

Indeed.

Nope. I live by the rule my momma taught me: Always go to the rest room before you get in the car or the pulpit.....you never know how long the ride my be.......

Thats hilarious!:jolly

Souls are dying, the homeless are freezing, the children in Africa are starving and the apostolics are talking about tee tee.

There was a woman preacher doing a radio broadcast years ago that excused herself to go to the bathroom. YEP it happened.

One preacher one time, siad in his opening remarks, "Don't nobody be running out to the bathroom, I won't preach long because I got to pee too."

:christmasjig Anybody ever hear POA's Bunch and Breeze's stand up comedy team?

Bro Breeze got a job at CVS Pharmacy. Bro AM came in for something to stop a cough. Bro Breeze gave him a box of EXLAX, a bottle of water and told him to take the whole box right now. Bro AM left in a real big hurry!

The manager yelled at Bro Breeze, "EXLAX won't stop a cough, you idiot!" "Oh, Yes it will", said Bro Breeze, "just look out there in the parking lot at Bro AM, leaning against that light pole. He's afraid to cough".

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:ursofunny :jolly :lol

I did have my zipper break the first time I preached. Never forgot that my pastor loaned me a robe. Thank Jesus for Big Bibles. :D

Make your bladder gladder before you're feeling sadder!

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Once again, laughter is good medicine...................

Odessa, TX. JTP always turned lapel mic on during song service and sang along. He stepped out to the restroom and we even heard the "sigh of relief".

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I think Bro Walls or Bro Tippy told my husband about that incident or one similar..EMBARRASING!!!!!!!!

One time I had to leave the platform and go throw up. I came back to the platform and was preaching within 5 minutes....

For one that is not perfect you still stay on the cutting edge,Staysharp.

Did you ever see a preacher with his suit jacket arms tied around his waist ?

I remember seeing one pastor whose office had a restroom adjacent to it. If he wasn't careful with his timing the flush could be heard throughout the sanctuary. I was in there once and had to wait uncomfortably for several minutes while the song leader made some announcements before the music started up again and I could "evacuate" without causing unwelcome attention to myself.

since I use a wireless headset when I happen to ever do music or minister, I almost always remember this story when I have to step out to remind myself to double check the power supply before I enter the rest room.....only once have I forgotten to check to see if the mic is off or muted....at least, it was muted that time.

Though then again I have been tempted to leave it on.... and just go outside to where I store the shofar in my car and *accidently* blast it while pastor was preaching and just *accidently* leave my mic turned on!!! ....

I did that preaching in Sullivan, IL one time.

I've had to leave the organ to go throw up before. Was able to do so at a good point though, if there is such a thing as a good point to throw up...lol