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Heeelllpppp!!! I Need Heeelllppp!
Three days to go and I need only buy one more present for 1 person---My Wife!
One question, will she like the Black & Decker Skill Saw, or a Years Subscription to Popular Mechanics???:hmmm What to do? What to do? |
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This will do several things. It will empower her to do little jobs, it will communicate that you trust her to do little jobs, she will like having the power in her hand....and last but not least, you will have a cool little toy if she simply doesn't use it. Trust me, this is the best advice you will receive regarding gifts. |
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Empowering a woman to do what are otherwise men's jobs (work with me here :D) does wonderful things for the feminine initiative in other areas my friend, trust me. :D |
You are kidding right? A screw driver for Christmas?
Ok boys, good luck with dat!:D |
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I obviously need to have a conversation with Keith. :santathumb |
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No, no, no. Black and Decker. Thats the way to go. Skill? Bosch? Pagan. Pure Pagan. Over priced...over hyped. Black and Decker. Cheap...dependable. A word of advice: Just because they carry the name CARPENTER doesn't mean they is one. Watch out for the bolded stuff there, too. She just might "upsurp your authority". What...you didn't really think I was gonna agree did ya? Maybe we ought to move this to the Debate Room.:santaclaus Merry Christmas to our friends to the North... and to Carpenter. |
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Friend thems fighting words you want to talk woodworking pal, I will take you to the mat and they will have to carry you out feet first. Black and Decker is junk, you will have to throw it away after 6 months because the batteries don't charge or the tool will be broken. Funny you say B&D is the state of the art, then you challenge my name and that I don't know what I am talking about? I am ready for you any time pal...you got me boiling at this one. :winaa:smack:boxing |
Carp that will ONLY work if you have included the other girly stuff too!
My son had used all my tools and my little "tool box" was hit and miss to say the least, so last year for Christmas he bought me a new tool set to "replace" all those that he had lost of mine. I know it was thoughtful, but I lost it - - - I was having a rough Christmas already and all that did was make me cry. I needed some girly stuff - not tools. It didn't help either that before I opened it he said, "I hope this doesn't make you mad" - - lol! |
Just like an UltraCon Toolman. Not one word to defend his choice in tools, just go right to tearing mine down. I''ll have you to know I have several Black and Decker Cordless drills and screwdrivers, and if I could find just one of them that would work... I'd show you a thing or two!
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Only a moron would give his wife one of those if it were her only present...unless of course that is what she asked for only...and what kind of woman would do that. Wisdom men, I am calling for wisdom here...and of course trust. :D |
Dem girly stuff is overrated if you ask me!:christmoose
Oh boy won't she be surprised to see what I got her!!!:gift |
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BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! :jolly:jolly:jolly:jolly |
A pastor's wife friend of mine said she went to Lowe's and bought herself a small ($100) drill with attachments and she uses it to sand off the rough spots on her feet.
Hmmmmm.......would that be considered a tool then? |
Case in point that girly stuff is overated-what's an oophah? A sound that is made by a Tuba? And why pray tell me do women like to use it in the bath??
And those face creams, and bath gels, just another tool to get men to spend more. Trickery, Trickery, Trickery!! What about a new Snow shovel-the old one is giving my wife grief!:hmmm |
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She must be a Country Girl then, they never were shoes!:shifty (1 dated one & am married to one!):christmoose |
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I think you should get her about 4 skunk traps and umm ummm ummm something GIRLY!!!
btw noticed the tad of gray in the family pic... starting to resemble your favorite creature are you? lol:christmasjig:christmasjig:christmasjig |
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That Skunk probab;y got his poison in me--that's where the grey hair is coming from, and all this time I thought it was my barber!:christmoose |
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Honestly, you fellas should consider a small petite power tool as your third present to your wife, provided the first two aren't vacuum cleaners or toilet brushes... |
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Great wisdom is found again on the internet. |
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I got her a Pearl Ring (good enough for Heaven) then good enough for my wife's finger, a leather coat, 3 Indian Garments/outfits to wear in India, a leather jacket and a surprise. |
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My husband bought me one of those, but for ME, they don't have enough power, really, and are hard for me to handle., too small. Instead get her a compound mitre saw, and if she doesn't like it, I'll be glad to take if off your hands, ;) I LOOVVVEEE power tools! |
Well I did buy my wife a tool set.
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