How to keep your spouse from pickin' their nose
 

:killinme

I keep tellin' NLYP the same thing... but he keeps stickin' his finger in there!

Now that's a thread worth starting...... "How to keep your spouse from pickin' their nose" :heeheehee

Can ya?

THEY SAY NEVER TO STICK THOSE THINGS INSIDE YOU!:D

Been married 13 years and haven't been able to get him to stop yet! :sad

That's your ears....I think a little vaseline on the end and in your nose is okay! Better than your finger......germs on fingers!!!!

:hmmm

Where'd this thread come from?:shifty

Ya'll are sick! Sick I tell you!!! :D

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...d/NosePick.jpg

Have him smear a little dab of what the chicken leaves behind on the ends of his favorite finger. Works every time.

It also helps stop folks who have a habit of licking their lips if you use it like chapstick.

Just a couple of old folk remedies from the past.:highfive

So Dan is a Nosepicker?

that is rich.

This ain't even right!

punch them in the nose next time it's in there?

MOW that picture is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop Trying To Change Your Husband.

Lets start discussin Drama Queens Habits...shall we??

And I do not dig for gold....but I aint afraid to get the booger out either!

LOL

but couldn't you at least do that in private?

by the way, do you clean the noses of your "clients" before you lay them out? I'm seriously curious about that. Because I've wondered before - what if someone died while they had a cold and then they were laid out looking all beautiful and made-up in the caskets, but people walking up could look right up their noses. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Nose picking friend
 

I've a nose picking friend that is constantly fishing for hairs to pluck and other stuff. If we see him also fishing for finger food (real stuff like a can of almonds or chips in the bag), we no longer share in the same finger food. He will have it all to himself. He would often then wipe his fingers on his seat cushion. Didn't make me want to handle anything he had handled.

He slowed down doing it when I started saying, "Oh, your nose bothers you - right?" Or, "Got a tickle hair?" His wife must have talked to him when she saw me saying such, because he seemed to slow down on his nose and finger activity - for awhile.

This guy has been a upper echelon professional; is older in the Lord; is a genuinely a nice guy; and in most other areas, has his act together.

Too bad you can't take a movie of them doing it and show it back to them.

Here is a sure fire way...

Go buy a Jalepeno, cut it in half and while NYLP is driving take his hand (it will be the Right hand...most likely the one he does the pickin with), and without him knowing rub his fingers with the Jalepeno...and just wait to see what happens...and pray his eyes don't itch before he needs to mine the green gold!

:D

...Oh and let me know when you are going to do this...it may be worth the price of a plane ticket. :killinme

You gotta visit this website

ilovechickenpoop.com

http://www.megsmakeup.com/images/chickenpoop.jpg

BTW--it is really great chapstick.

OK.... I had to take time out of my busy life (sitting in the backyard reading a book) to get on here and check out this thread that "I" started!

I know that NLYP's not the ONLY NOSE PICKER ...... so pony-up. Let us in on your most embarrassing nose pickin' moments.







BTW... Who did start this thread?

Some lilly lived whimpy no good member of Admin that LOVES to abuse his power....hmmmm wonder who that could be!?

It could be a SHE....







Going back to my book now.... y'all have fun!

Dr. Friedrich Bischinger would have us believe that people who pick their noses with their fingers are healthier, happier, and more in tune with their bodies. He believes that exposing the body to the dried germ corpses helps to reinforce the immune system. The good doctor feels that society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking.

http://in.news.yahoo.com/040411/139/2ci0w.html

put hot sauce on that finger while he is sleeping<A little dab will do ya>

I would say that Dr. Friedrich Bischinger is NUTS! :tease

By the way...I want to say that it was NOT IAINTMOVING!

Make them rub habanero pepper on their hands.

I guess this proves the point. you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends but you cant pic your friends nose.

not possible