The Things Kids Say!!
 

I thought this was too good not to share, I hope you will share your funny "the things kids say" stories as well!

My niece (7 years old) was staying with my mother last week while her parents were preaching out of state. After Sunday School, she was talking to mother and this is how the conversation went:

My niece: In class today Hannah asked me if I was the pastors daughter. I said yes. Then Hannah said, "if you are the pastors daughter, you must be able to do whatever you want, right? Like, if you have to go to the bathroom, you don't have to ask, you can just go?" I said "NO, have you ever heard of the Ten Commandments?"

My mom: What did you mean about the Ten Commandments?

My niece (proudly): The Bible says "Thou shall not commit adultery".

My mom (choking): What does that scripture mean to you?

My niece (indignant): That you are supposed to obey adults!!!

When my niece was eight years old she told her mother that she was not going to have to get married like she did.

Sister..."What do you mean?"

Niece..."I'm going to be tall enough to get my own dishes down!" :)

My 4yr old niece was at my Mom's one day and was sitting in her lap. She was looking at her in the face for a long time. After a while she said, Grammie, did you know you have ruffles under your eyes? My Mom got a kick out of that. Pretty diplomatic of a 4 year old to refer to her wrinkles as ruffles.

That is too cute!!

Pretty smart little girl, LOL!

I wish I could tell y'all what my daughter said the other day.....we went to chick Fila and she wanted nuggets...

she didnt call them that....


let me think how I can phrase this.......

LOL, when my daughter was little she called Chick-Fil-a the "chicken pokin place", because of the people who stood outside with the samples on toothpicks!! It took forever to figure out where in the world she was talking about!

My 5 yr old granddaughter and I were discussing age. She asked how old I was and I told her I was 65. She told me that was really "old" then she asked me if I grew up with Jesus!

A couple of years ago, my mother was visiting and we were headed to church. Mama asked me if I like her new jacket... my oldest son (about 7) said, "it looks good grams, it matches your hair...... yeah, it's black and white"

lol! too cute!

my little one calls chick fila the "cow place"

Eat more chikin......lol

Kids Sayings
 

1. My friend's grandson told her he could tell she was REALLY OLD! When she asked why he said "Cause you have dinosauer scratches on your face!" (wrinkles)

2. Little boy from our church was talking to his "Mi Mi" telling her about a classmate stealing. Mi Mi explained that it was very wrong to steal and that "Jesus won't let you go to Heaven if you steal". When he asked where would Jesus let him go she told him that it was late and they would discuss it in the morning, BUT, it was very hot and a very bad place. Tyler jumped up in the bed and exclaimed "Jesus would make me go to SUMMER SCHOOL?!" LOL Tyler is 5 years old.

I need more info.

I missed that one too. :)

My youngest son was 3, when we lived in Toronto, and he loved to go to the Sky Dome, which we did many times for Blue Jays games and whatnot. One morning, he said "I want to go to the Sky Dome, just now!" I explained that we would go after dinner. He said "I want to have dinner, just now!"

My best friend and his wife had left their kids at her mom's house while they went somewhere, and they had told their little boy that they would bring him a surprise when they came back.

After a while he was getting tired of waiting on them and was asking his Mimi when they were coming back and he made the statement matter of factly that "What if the surprise is that they're not coming back?"

lol

:killinme

Jeffrey, snuggling up to his Daddy on the couch, said, "Daddy, I hear your heart beeping." :)

Oh too funny!:happydance

A friend of mine has a new baby (4 months), and she let her little sister (age 10) watch him for a little while....her little sister came running into the room, and said, "Jennifer! The good news is, I cried too!" (Of course this made alarm bells go off) Jen, said, "WHAT happened?" Nervous reply, "I dropped Levi, ...but the good news is, I cried too."

(P.S. Levi was fine.)

I was babysitting and was in the kitchen getting some juice for the 3 yr old. He came in the kitchen and had markers stuck together like a sword. Without missing a beat he looked at me and said, "I not write on the wall" and I said you didn't? He said no I not do it. So I told him to show me where he didn't write on the wall. He took my hand and about half way up the stairs he points to the wall. I see a group of little green dots. So I asked him if he didn't do it then who did. He looked at me and pointed and said, "You did"...

haha! In our house, our two cats get the blame for everything.

A friend of ours had borrowed some gardening tools and had stopped by to return them.

My daughter was about 4 years old and loved to talk. While sitting on the potty she was talking away and out of the blue said that 'Uncle' James had brought back the 'wearybable'.

All I could do was just give her the blankest look cuz I had absolutely no idea what in the world she meant.

So I started asking her questions and she said he had brought back the hoe, and the shovel, and the wearybable.

It finally dawned on me she was talking about the wheelbarrow!

We don't call them wheelbarrows anymore...they will forever be wearybables! :lol

My pastor was getting his hair cut. the lady that was cutting it had some gray hair.

one day, she was talking to her daughter and told her, that her gray hair came from every time the daughter did something bad.


a little later, the daughter asked her mom "why does Granny have white hair?"

That is cute.

When Todler Ferd was just about 2, I heard him calling me from the living room.

When I walked in, he was standing on the back of the couch with his arms outstreached.

When he saw me he said "look daddy I did it!"

We were thinking about this the other day. Back when the tsunami took place, my son, who was about 5 years old and had a hard time hearing, was telling his uncle about it. He said, "Uncle, did you hear about that big salami that killed thousands of people?" I had to laugh despite the awful tragedy that happened.!!!

We have three sons and all of them have said some pretty funny things at different times. Our oldest (about 5 at the time) while on the way home from church one Sunday night asked "mommy, are we gonna have money in heaven?" To which my wife responded "I'm not sure why?" "Because we keep singing Won't we have a DIME when we get over yonder."

My four month old daughter said something hilarious the other day...

Well...she was thinking it, I'm sure...



Err.......stay tuned :)

Laughing here.:toofunny

I'm loving all of these!!

I noticed in the wheel-barrow story, it was said that the name of the wheel barrow is forever changed, I wonder if this is true in most families.

It is in ours, if the kids have called something by a truly original name, that item is forever labled by the new name.

For instance: Merry Christmas= My cousin would say Carry Mistress when she was little, so within the family, that has been our Christmas greeting for years.

My grandpa bought a new truck when my brother was about 3, and the adults were all talking about the "new" truck. My brother started talking about the "new", so until that truck died many years later, it was called the "new".

I used to call a suitcase, a cuit-sake, and I think my dad still calls it that from time to time.

And so on!

We can't say bikini anymore either.

My daughter mangled that one when she was about 11.

We were driving down the road in our 4x4 truck, and as we passed a convertible she looked down at the occupants and said, "Mom, that girl has a biniki on."

:toofunny

When I was a kid about 8, I overheard a family member talking about getting her tubes tied. Later I told my mom that that the lady was going to get spaded...

My nephew was about 3 and he had he couldn't say his "T's" he would put an "F" where the "T's" should be. One day we were all driving down the road and my nephew saw a Fire Truck....He got the first part right, but we had a problem with the second half. So we started calling them Fire Cars.

We had a little boy comin to our church one time who liked to sing. No... he LOVED to sing. Trouble was... he didn't know the words...

One time we were singing, "I've got a home in the Rock, don't you see..."

As usual, he was singing louder than anyone. But he was singing, "I've got a hole in my sock you can't see...".

:lol Oh no, that is going to be stuck in my head now!! LOL!!

LOL, that reminds me of when my daughter was learning to read, we were in the car and she was sounding out the signs on the street and we passed a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

The sign only says KFC. Try sounding that out! We stopped her real quick and said, maybe that wasn't the best sign to sound out! :toofunny :toofunny

oH My...I have a couple....
My oldest daughter was getting ready for Kindergarten and her and daddy were talking. She wanted to know what she could do when she grew up. Daddy said "you can do anything you want as long as you get straight A's" (hoping to set her goals high) She replied without skipping a beat "Okay daddy, no crooked A's, only straight ones!" I laughed soooo hard....
And my youngest, who was 2 could not say toe nails...she called them her "nony tails"???? lol