Doth Not Nature Itself Teach You That If A Man...
 

...have long (nostril and eyebrow) hair, a wife he shall not attain?

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:toofunny:toofunny

I told my husband last night at church - "Your chest hair is sticking out of your shirt!"

He didn't wear an undershirt because he had on a darker colored dress shirt.

He turned to me and said, "Turns you on, doesn't it?"

:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny

Now, if it was nose hair, I'd have to say - NOOOOOO!

:toofunny

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What scripture is that? :toofunny

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First of all, grooooossss!!!! Second, :killinme :killinme :ursofunny :ursofunny

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Last statement made the next to be expected question unneccesary. Cause the answer to that question would be a "yes" I guess.

Ha! :toofunny


Chest hair does nothing for me. :whistle













LOL. :)

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:toofunny:toofunny

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I had to sit a man down off the platform the other day for long hair running down his back.




















































He is bald, but the long hair was running down his back!!!!!!!




And shoulders!!!!!!






And, and.........................................

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He could always comb it up over his bald head.

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Is is so annoying when my customers have 4 inch long hairs hanging from their nose. Or their eyebrow is growing straight out.

I bet their wives havent shaved their legs in 10 years.

What king of woman wants a man with that???

Mine would pluck the hair while I sleep.

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:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny

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I know a lady who plays with her husbands ear hair.....just puts her arm around his shoulders in church and fiddles with it.....Quite a sight! ;)

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:eeeew :vomit

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They need to get a room.

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GROSS!!!!!

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Hurl!

:vomit

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ROTFL...they are very country people...some of the sweetest you could know...but it's a hard thing to see!!

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Odd! :crazyluv

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Yeah, I'd get out my little scissors. :toofunny

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FO SHO!

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Understatement of the day!!!

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I have an uncle with a combover. Once he teased my dad about his progressive bald spot. My dad countered that if he kept lowering his part, he would soon be combing his armpit hair!:toofunny

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I laughed out loud on that, DB!

:toofunny:toofunny

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I could think of worse things.:covereyes

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Oh please....DO share....!!

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Oh please... DON'T! LOL!!!!

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I have a single hair that keeps growing between my eyes on the bridge of my nose.:happydance

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Chest hair is so NOT COOL today! That is according to the world's standard, but among Apostolics do doubt it's still right up there with ladies not shaving their legs. :)

When it comes to nose and ear hair, I can't stand it, and have a hard time understanding how women can possibly find it appealing.

Since we're discussing hair, I would be interested in knowing how many men share my distaste for facial hair on women. It's rather amusing to me that in some churches you observe more facial hair on women than you do men. :) Get a facial ladies!

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TB,
Are you suggesting that men shave their chests? That would seem VERY effeminate to me?

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I was going to ask, how many men do you see in the movies or TV with chest hair? But then I realized the problem with that question on so many levels! :D

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:toofunny

My husband WILL NOT be shaving his chest. He is a man, after all. :kiss

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Preach it, sister! Imagine a guy shaving his chest hair! GAY! (Sorry, but that is how I feel). :)

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I think TB's post was written TIC. I sure hope so. :toofunny

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A lot of men are waxing body hair off today though.

Ouch! is all I can say! :woot

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Amen!!! The public school seemed to start that junk in the sports department along with dying their hair!

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I sure hope so too - CAUSE - I was going for the "UNSPOKEN REQUEST"!!!

It would be too embarrassing to tell who it was I was praying for!!

"Church, I have a very special prayer request today. Brother TB believes that men need to shave their chests and we need to intercede for that spirit that got a hold of his mind. Let's lift our voices to God!"

:happydance

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Yeah, and a lot of guys talk effeminately and are limp-wristed, too. :(

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I don't see the difference in a man shaving his chest, than shaving his face... most do it because they think that they are buff, and they don't want to hide it. I guess men do the same thing on their faces.. Abe Lincon had a ugly face and wanted to hide it...

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Yes, but a lot of guys who are so body (and hair) conscious are not that type.

There's so much emphasis on all this today and naturally, people have a tendency to follow trends.

It's big business.

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I cannot help it. It's too limp-wristed in my mind for a man to shave his chest. lol. Can't help it.

Anyway, off my soap-box for now.

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I'm with you, Brother Blume! It is definitely a soap box for me too!

Real men don't shave their chests or their legs!!!! or their arms or their.....


Shave your face, if you want to, but that's it!

Okay, finished! :toofunny