music in the church
 

we dont need drums in the church. i tell the faithfull few to clap on the 1 and 3 beat cause the 2 and 4 beats are devilish.
accordians and box guitars are waht the church was built on

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You are blessed my friend to have people in your church who know what the 1, 3, 2, and 4 beats are!

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Hallylouyah! Gotta sang page 29, 1, 357, and 159 to be saved. If yews got them thar words on the wall, you caint be saved.

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Better have a stack of towels to put over the knees of the accordian players.

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I say keep the drums. Musician's need the company! :toofunny:happydance

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can the bango player chew on straw ???

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our service goes like this

9:00 am prayer
9:55 pass out tamborines
10:00 start service with "Hold The Fort" and then we go right into
"I Am Determined"
10:05 take up tamborines
10:05-10:06 Offering
10:06-10:30 prayer for the sick and casting out devils
10:30-12:30 preachin
12:30-? alter call We dont dismiss till every is back in the seats from the alter.
we once had a young feller fall asleep on the alter and we all stayed till he woke up.

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you dont need towels when you wear maxi's

we just got a blessing. Sister Ogatt and i were on our way to the rest home for a service and we stopped at shoneys to eat.

She had left her accordian in the back of our 72 ford wagon. When we had came out somebody had broke in and left 3 more accordians.

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I caint go to yer church. You don't have testermony time.

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:lol

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It hurts me to say this but reading the wit and wisdom of Bro. Ogatt may now be my guilty pleasure. :rockband

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That is just sad and pitiful...............:D

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What? That he's hurting?

:TulsaROCKS: :TulsaNO:

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Is that pastor prechin' 2 hours??? I don't want to go there!

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The problem with accordians is when some newbie tries to run the isles and hasn't memorized where all the accordians are laid down! It gets downright ugly when someones instrument is totaled! :D Someone could grab the newbie's banjo and smash it to get even!

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We stopped using accordians a couple of years ago and went to those keyboards that hang around your neck like guitars... C.M. Becton had a hard time playin it though when he came through last time...

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Are you guys for real?!?!

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This is all in fun! :D Most of our churches don't allow more than 5 guitars and 5 accordians on the platform at one time! :) This is usually adjusted by setting the platform standards tougher and tougher.

I'm amazed at how many were willing to drive around town in horse and buggy at our church! :D

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LOL ok i get it.
i was thinking that if the 2 & 4 beats were really that devilish, then my church is going to hell... lol