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Ferd 02-16-2008 06:20 PM

I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Yup, ive dun gone and lost my mind.

I rubbed my head with a lime!

Why might you ask
would I do such a task?

well, I had a head ache
thougt my brain would break.

Now my headache is gone
and I smell like a fruit salad.

Cindy 02-16-2008 06:27 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 391722)
Yup, ive dun gone and lost my mind.

I rubbed my head with a lime!

Why might you ask
would I do such a task?

well, I had a head ache
thougt my brain would break.

Now my headache is gone
and I smell like a fruit salad.

You might wanna get off the drugs Ferd................:D

freeatlast 02-16-2008 06:27 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 391722)
Yup, ive dun gone and lost my mind.

I rubbed my head with a lime!

Why might you ask
would I do such a task?

well, I had a head ache
thougt my brain would break.

Now my headache is gone
and I smell like a fruit salad.

HEAD ON..apply directly to the forehead !

HEAD ON..apply directly to the forehead !

HEAD ON..apply directly to the forehead !

scotty 02-16-2008 06:28 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Hey buddy, pal, friend o mine

You



ahh








you alright??


Need a prayer request?

Sherri 02-16-2008 06:36 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
When Darcie was here a few months back looking at housing, she had a Mexican gal with her who is a good friend of theirs. I had a terrible headache and she whipped out this oil (I think it was lavender) and smeared it on four places on my forehead and face.

Amazingly, within minutes, the headache was gone. She also carried peppermint oil for stomach problems.

However, I've never heard of lime. Although I do love lime in water, as opposed to lemons. Now I have a new use for it, thanks to you.

Cindy 02-16-2008 06:37 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sherri (Post 391731)
When Darcie was here a few months back looking at housing, she had a Mexican gal with her who is a good friend of theirs. I had a terrible headache and she whipped out this oil (I think it was lavender) and smeared it on four places on my forehead and face.

Amazingly, within minutes, the headache was gone. She also carried peppermint oil for stomach problems.

However, I've never heard of lime. Although I do love lime in water, as opposed to lemons. Now I have a new use for it, thanks to you.

I really think it's a joke Sherri.

Sherri 02-16-2008 06:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cneasttx (Post 391733)
I really think it's a joke Sherri.

Oh man, I was hoping this was true!!! (I'm pretty gullible).

Ferd 02-16-2008 06:49 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cneasttx (Post 391733)
I really think it's a joke Sherri.

Nope not a joke!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me to do it but, here I sit with no headache!

Cindy 02-16-2008 06:52 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
hmmmm. I may try it once...........lol
I have a headache but not limes.
Just my luck today.

Kay B 02-16-2008 06:54 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 391740)
Nope not a joke!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me to do it but, here I sit with no headache!

Did you have sinus headache or regular headache? I have sinus headaches alot.

Hoovie 02-16-2008 06:55 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 391740)
Nope not a joke!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me to do it but, here I sit with no headache!

My mom has a huge book full of these Natural Remedies

http://cgi.ebay.com/NATURAL-HOME-REM...QQcmdZViewItem

It is truely amazing the tricks ones own mind can play on you.

Hoovie 02-16-2008 06:57 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
The real question is... Can I sneak a fresh cut lime into church with me??

Hoovie 02-16-2008 07:01 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Ferd, one of the side effects of overliming, is loss of clarity in thought, resulting in such things as placing periods in thread titles.:stirpot

Mrs. LPW 02-16-2008 07:24 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 391740)
Nope not a joke!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me to do it but, here I sit with no headache!


I've got to get me some limes.

Ferd 02-16-2008 07:26 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hnhisle (Post 391745)
Did you have sinus headache or regular headache? I have sinus headaches alot.

just a headache.

Hoovie 02-16-2008 07:42 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Does the concentrated lime juice in a bottle work?

Maybe we can keep a bottle on the pulpit.

Ferd 02-16-2008 08:29 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover (Post 391770)
Does the concentrated lime juice in a bottle work?

Maybe we can keep a bottle on the pulpit.

SH, you are acting like a lib. trying to change the perscription.

next thing you are going to tell me is I am a tyrant for not being more inclusive! LOL!

Hoovie 02-16-2008 08:36 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 391787)
SH, you are acting like a lib. trying to change the perscription.

next thing you are going to tell me is I am a tyrant for not being more inclusive! LOL!

Yes SIR! Yer Highness, I will stay with the OLD PATHS!

http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/coconut.htm


Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
"Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

"Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?'

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you're such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning."

Ronzo 02-16-2008 08:42 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sherri (Post 391731)
Although I do love lime in water, as opposed to lemons.

Lime is the ONLY acceptable citrus to use in water. :)

Water with lime is all I order to drink when I go out to eat.

Hoovie 02-16-2008 09:04 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. LPW (Post 391760)
I've got to get me some limes.

Question... If you rub it all over you, will you go away??



J/K!!
:toofunny:toofunny

Felicity 02-16-2008 09:12 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover (Post 391792)
Yes SIR! Yer Highness, I will stay with the OLD PATHS!

http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/coconut.htm


Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
"Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

"Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?'

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you're such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning."

Here ya go ..... :toofunny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7P59...eature=related

Kay B 02-16-2008 10:32 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Felicity (Post 391814)

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d2.../image0022.gif

smilee 02-17-2008 02:25 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
I had migranes for a while. A friend of mine told me to soak a paper bag in strong tea and place it on the pain area. I never did try it but he swore it would work. I laughed at him and told him I didn't want to smell like tea.........lol

BrotherEastman 02-17-2008 02:42 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 391722)
Yup, ive dun gone and lost my mind.

I rubbed my head with a lime!

Why might you ask
would I do such a task?

well, I had a head ache
thougt my brain would break.

Now my headache is gone
and I smell like a fruit salad.

Uhmm Ferd, are you gonna be uh.......nevermind.

Pressing-On 02-17-2008 09:05 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 391722)
Yup, ive dun gone and lost my mind.

I rubbed my head with a lime!

Why might you ask
would I do such a task?

well, I had a head ache
thougt my brain would break.

Now my headache is gone
and I smell like a fruit salad.

Ferd,
Just checking to see if you still have lime pulp all over your face. :toofunny

Hoovie 02-17-2008 09:16 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 392394)
Ferd,
Just checking to see if you still have lime pulp all over your face. :toofunny

Ferd took a bath in the stuff ...then HE disappeared!

Pressing-On 02-17-2008 09:17 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover (Post 392398)
Ferd took a bath in the stuff ...then HE disappeared!

:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny

Can you see him if he walks in front of a light?

Sherri 02-17-2008 09:20 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronzo (Post 391795)
Lime is the ONLY acceptable citrus to use in water. :)

Water with lime is all I order to drink when I go out to eat.

Me too, but sometimes the waiter looks at me a bit weird and sometimes they bring lemon instead, which just does NOT work!!

Hoovie 02-17-2008 09:23 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 392399)
:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny

Can you see him if he walks in front of a light?

Actually, you can see him if you have the Key (lime).

Pressing-On 02-17-2008 09:24 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover (Post 392405)
Actually, you can see him if you have the Key (lime).

:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny

Ronzo 02-17-2008 09:35 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Ferd's FRUITY

Hoovie 02-17-2008 09:57 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronzo (Post 392419)
Ferd's FRUITY

And sour... and a bit green, But I gotta say - he adds punch!

mfblume 02-19-2008 01:48 AM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Forehead.... Head... coconut.

Isn't there a song that says "you put the lime in the coconut"?

Trouvere 02-19-2008 03:58 AM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 391722)
Yup, ive dun gone and lost my mind.

I rubbed my head with a lime!

Why might you ask
would I do such a task?

well, I had a head ache
thougt my brain would break.

Now my headache is gone
and I smell like a fruit salad.

wow I thought you were making yourself into a margarita.

mfblume 02-19-2008 11:55 AM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mfblume (Post 393594)
Forehead.... Head... coconut.

Isn't there a song that says "you put the lime in the coconut"?

I now see someone already thought of that! Sorry. lol

Elizabeth 02-19-2008 11:57 AM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 391740)
Nope not a joke!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me to do it but, here I sit with no headache!

You are kidding! I have a headache almost everyday...never heard this one before!

DividedThigh 02-19-2008 12:06 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
ferd my friend, now i worry just a bit about ya, but i am glad the headache left, lol,dt:tvhappy

Digging4Truth 02-19-2008 12:13 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sherri (Post 391731)
When Darcie was here a few months back looking at housing, she had a Mexican gal with her who is a good friend of theirs. I had a terrible headache and she whipped out this oil (I think it was lavender) and smeared it on four places on my forehead and face.

Amazingly, within minutes, the headache was gone. She also carried peppermint oil for stomach problems.

However, I've never heard of lime. Although I do love lime in water, as opposed to lemons. Now I have a new use for it, thanks to you.

Headaches are generally caused by an electrical imbalance between the lobes of the brain. Whenever the electrical level of the lobes differ by more than 3mhz this can cause a headache.

Essentials are highly concentrated plant oils that have a good electrical value and can bring the lobes of the brain back into electrical balance thereby relieving a headache.

The oil with the highest value is rose oil. It is also very expensive though.

Lavender is a good oil to use.

Digging4Truth 02-19-2008 12:15 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronzo (Post 391795)
Lime is the ONLY acceptable citrus to use in water. :)

Water with lime is all I order to drink when I go out to eat.

How come... what about lemon?

Digging4Truth 02-19-2008 12:16 PM

Re: I rubbed a lime on my forehead.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 391740)
Nope not a joke!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me to do it but, here I sit with no headache!

Whole?

Cut in half?

Wedge?


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