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How To Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook
How To Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook
1. Open a new folder on your computer. 2. Name it "Hillary Clinton" 3. Send it to the Trash. 4. Empty the Trash. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Clinton?" 6. Firmly Click "Yes." Feel better?? PS - Tomorrow we'll do Ted Kennedy! |
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U R so bad !!
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This has changed my life!!! |
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LOL!!! This is great. |
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I'd probably do that.
I'd also feel just as good or better labeling my folder: "George W. Bush." |
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I try to smile every day, first thing in the morning, and get it over with.
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Teddy tomorrow and then Obama! :happydance |
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Eat a live toad every morning when you get up, then the rest of your day will be good because nothing worse will happen to you.
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There was an old grandmother who would always say "Well... it could have been worse." One day her grandchildren decided they were going to find something that couldn't be worse. So after much thought they ran up to their dear grandmother and shouted "Grandma... the devil has done come and toted grandpa off" to which she replied "Well... it could have been worse" Amazed at her replied they asked how it could possibly had been worse. She said "Well... the ol' devil coulda made pa tote him" :) |
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