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marthaolivia 03-05-2008 11:41 AM

The disciples smoked pot??
 
I was reading my bible today. I came across John 6:10--And Jesus said, Make the men sit down. Now there was much grass in the place. So the men sat down,in the number about five thousand (KJV)

I remembered our pastor telling us the story about a man who told him he could prove that Jesus and the disciple smoked pot. He quoted the above scripture. His theory was that whay would over 5000 people gather unless they were having a party and there was "much grass".
I suppose people can interpret the scripture any way they want.:party

TRFrance 03-05-2008 11:43 AM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
Well, we all know people can make the bible say just about whatever they want.

Margies3 03-05-2008 12:00 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by marthaolivia (Post 407633)
I was reading my bible today. I came across John 6:10--And Jesus said, Make the men sit down. Now there was much grass in the place. So the men sat down,in the number about five thousand (KJV)

I remembered our pastor telling us the story about a man who told him he could prove that Jesus and the disciple smoked pot. He quoted the above scripture. His theory was that whay would over 5000 people gather unless they were having a party and there was "much grass".
I suppose people can interpret the scripture any way they want.:party

LOL!!!!!!! Are we talking TWISTED SCRIPTURE or what!!!

dizzyde 03-05-2008 12:03 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
Oh boy!!!!

Where have you been Martha? You must be feeling good today, coming round trying to stir up trouble!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!! :party :bliss

DividedThigh 03-05-2008 12:04 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
that is just sick and absurd, but a little funny, you are to silly dude, dt:ursofunny

scotty 03-05-2008 12:13 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080304/od_afp/israelreligionoffbeat

they were just following Moses lead...

Praxeas 03-05-2008 12:16 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
what is ironic about that is I was just reading that an Israeli professor of psychology (go figure) postulated that Moses and the Children of Israel were higher than a kite on a powerful hallucinogen when they saw the lightning and fire and all that stuff.

DividedThigh 03-05-2008 12:30 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
just another lame attempt to make the supernatural understandable, lol, sad really, dt

GodsBabyGirl 03-05-2008 12:43 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
NOT THE CHRONIC???????? :ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

COOPER 03-05-2008 12:59 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by marthaolivia (Post 407633)
I was reading my bible today. I came across John 6:10--And Jesus said, Make the men sit down. Now there was much grass in the place. So the men sat down,in the number about five thousand (KJV)

I remembered our pastor telling us the story about a man who told him he could prove that Jesus and the disciple smoked pot. He quoted the above scripture. His theory was that whay would over 5000 people gather unless they were having a party and there was "much grass".
I suppose people can interpret the scripture any way they want.:party

NO WONDER THEY ALL HAD THE MUNCHIES!!!!!!:ursofunny

scotty 03-05-2008 01:00 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by COOPER (Post 407715)
NO WONDER THEY ALL HAD THE MUNCHIES!!!!!!:ursofunny

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

TRFrance 03-05-2008 01:13 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
Among the different things I've heard people say, and try to justify it with scriptures...

* Jesus prophesied of the coming of Mohammed.

* Jesus approved of the gay lifestyle.

* Mary Magdgalene was secretly married to Jesus.

* David and Johnathan were lovers.

* Jesus spent time learning mysticism in Egypt.

* Eve was Adam's second wife... His first wife was named Lilith!

... and so many others.

(Deception is a terrible thing.)

The teacher 03-05-2008 01:25 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
They also smoked cigarettes in the OT:

Quote:

Gen 24:64 And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.
:)

scotty 03-05-2008 01:31 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The teacher (Post 407762)
They also smoked cigarettes in the OT:

:)

:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

TRFrance 03-05-2008 01:45 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The teacher (Post 407762)
They also smoked cigarettes in the OT:

:)

Well, we know that Noah was also the first person to have money in the bible.
He had bucks and doe with him in the Ark.
:ursofunny

scotty 03-05-2008 01:50 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
Moses needed thd phsycoligical drugs,

He was a basket case

:ursofunny:ursofunny

The teacher 03-05-2008 02:20 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
They played tennis:
Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

and baseball:
In the big inning...

and synchronized their watches:
Mat 27:65 Pilate said unto them, Ye have a watch: go your way, make it as sure as ye can.
Mat 27:66 So they went, and made the sepulcher sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch.

:)

scotty 03-05-2008 02:23 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The teacher (Post 407817)
They played tennis:
Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

and baseball:
In the big inning...

and synchronized their watches:
Mat 27:65 Pilate said unto them, Ye have a watch: go your way, make it as sure as ye can.
Mat 27:66 So they went, and made the sepulcher sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch.

:)

PILATE'S PEOPLE BUILT STONE HENGE?!?!?!?!?!?!

marthaolivia 03-05-2008 02:59 PM

Re: The disciples smoked pot??
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by COOPER (Post 407715)
NO WONDER THEY ALL HAD THE MUNCHIES!!!!!!:ursofunny

:ursofunny:ursofunny


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