" I Am Number One ! "
 

" I Am Number One "
:tiphat

I have finally made it !
:slaphappy

According to a rash of e-mails
that I have received today
:happydance
I
Now Have The Honor
Of Being Placed On
IGNORE
:friend

By More People

Than Anyone else

ever

on this forum !
:igotit


For This Esteemed Honor

I Thank Thee
:grampa




For those of you that found my posts offensive

I Forgive You
:aaa

For Those Of You That Think I Only Bash The UPC

I Have Turned The Other Cheek
:nah





Today's events have rminded me of a job
{in an Oil Refinery}
that I had in my youth -



I Feel Another Story A Comming On - - - - -


You See

We had a SPILL of Heavy Crude Oil in the South Tank
Field. The heavy crude oil had seeped out of the huge
tanks but the oil spill had been contained by the dikes
that surrounded each tank in the Tank Field.

They located and repaired the leaks in 2 of the tanks.
They then pumped as much of the oil as possible back
into the tanks.

Mike Havlicek {our Foreman} selected 10 men, then he
seperated them into 2 crews {A & B Crews}.
I had the priviledge of being in charge of the 'B' Crew.

We were issued Rubber Boots, Rubber Gloves, Shovels
and Wheel Barrows. A Load of Sand was dumped on each
of the Tank Dikes and a Dumpster with a ramp,
was placed on the outside of the dikes.

We were instructed to scoop up the remaining Heavy Crude
Oil, place it in the Wheelbarrows, wheel the remainents up
the ramp and dump it in the dumpster. When this job was
completed, we were then to spread fresh sand over the
ground where the Heavy Crude Oil Had Been.

I was real thankful for the cool overcast weather that day
because the 'B' Crew worked very hard . It took us about 8
hours to clean up the mess created by that one oil spill.

I well remember getting Chewed Out By Mike Havlicek
Because
the 'A' Crew
Had Cleaned Up Their Mess In Less Than 3 Hours !

HOWEVER

JUST THREE DAYS LATER

THE THERMOMETER WAS 102' when Mike Havlichek came
by to check for any more Leaks.

The Fresh Sand Gleamed Around The Tank Where 'B' Crew
Had Worked So Hard For 8 Hours _

BUT

When He Got To The Tank
Where The "A" CREW Had Done Such A Good Job

HE
WAS
F L A B B E R G A S T E D

Because

The Heavy Crude Oil

Was Poking Its Ugly Head Out Of The Sand

ALL OVER THE PLACE !



You See
Instead Of
Exposing And Getting Rid
Of The Heavy Crude Oil

They Just Covered It Over
By Heavily Spreading The Truck Load Of Sand
Over The Top
Of The Spilled Crude !

My What A Mess

It Took Us TWO Weeks To Clean It Up !



Thinking of that

really makes me know

That WHEN

THE HEAT GETS TURNED UP

COVERED SIN

WILL POKE OUT IT'S UGLY HEAD

EVERY TIME !


:grampa

JMHO

Bishop1

I think maybe there is something wrong with my browser....all I see is "blah blah blah. blah blah":slaphappy

Didn't Havlicek play for the Knicks?

Admin asked for such references to be dropped. Most of us have done so.

LOL

Naah;

He Was Too Old

He Must Have Been 60 Years Old In 1957
When He Was A Foreman at Standard Oil -


Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse

.....weird.....I still just see "blah blah blah" :happydance

Bishop 1 .. who would put you on ignore ??.... not even I ... have such an honor.

We added a new feature...when you put someone on ignore the word "blah" replaces each word the author wrote. :winkgrin

Thank You


BTW
Is That Your Actual Photo
You Are Using For An Avatar ?

Either

you work outside

Or

SPEND A LOT OF TIME

IN A

TANNING BOOTH !



Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse

blah blah....sorry I have you on ignore.....blah blah is all I see....blah blah, blah blah blah like Count Blahula

:toofunny :toofunny :toofunny

all that time you spent on that little anecdote ... Bishop ... all for naught ....

All we saw was blah?

Actually, I think he derived personal pleasure form posting it. Glad somebody did.

Poor guy ... typing away ... :toofunny :toofunny

It may not matter one whit, but I will never put you on ignore...I need a good laugh tempered with good old "HoLiNEss oR HeLL!!!" message.

:slaphappy

Oh man! Why did you have to go and quote him? The "blah" ignore only works on original posts not quotes

Blah blah blah....that's all I see is blah blah blah....I must have Boom on ignore too :happydance

Praxeas, does it really show all the words as 'blah'? :dunno

Count Blahula...

Buwahahahhaa!!!

It's STILL killin' me!!!!

:slaphappy :slaphappy :slaphappy

Get over it already ... Miss Spelling Bee.

Uummm...that's QUEEN! :ranting

Miss Spelling QUEEN! :happydance

Bishop
Love the story. Don't agree with where you want to apply it, but love the story - I may use it some Sunday.
You just can't cover sin and prosper.

Three-In-One???

LOL

Dannyell,
I was on visitation, { It was about '70 or '71}
and I was talking to a man in his home .

The man asked me to pray for him right then.
I told him that I would and then asked if they
had any Oil {meaning Olive Oil}
He told me that he had some 3 IN 1 Oil
and asked if that would do.

I Told Him "That's Just What We Need "
Then I Annointed Him With " 3 in 1 " OIL.

The LORD Touched Him
& Healed Him !

He CameTo Church,
Repented,
Got Baptized In JESUS Name
and Recieved The HOLY GHOST.

To My Knowledge,
He Is Still Living For GOD Today !



Bishop1
:beatdeadhorse

Great story ... maybe we can give Stead the contact of info of the distributor and have a truckload sent over for his next REVIVAL.