Are you qualified TO BE A PROFESSIONAL??
 

This was posted by WaS at Synadelfos:

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer.

The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!


Question # 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?






























The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.

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Question # 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?






















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? If so, that’s the wrong answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

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Question # 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?


























Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

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Question # 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?



























Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

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wah?

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Why did I have a giraffe and an elephant? And why did they have to be refridgerated?

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:ursofunny

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:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny


It's Friday and the natives are getting restless around here!!

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My first thought:

Kill it, cut it up, stuff it in.

EASY! :gaga

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Nah, do the above, then freeze it!

That is the "Professional Way!":thumbsup


I pass?:hypercoffee

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Oh ... kay ....

Mrs. Dahmer

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Dan, you just made my day! LOL! I cried to tears, not only because I couldn't answer the questions, but because my wife was able to answer at least the last two. OMG!

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Ha! I got the last two correct. As for the first two... I'd rather not go there.

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I am going to ask some of the kids here...

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Wow, you should apply for CEO of Disney, WalMart, Bears Stearns, or any Cellular company!:ursofunny

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:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

Maybe she has some deep frustrations we are not aware of.

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Is he a Republican?:ursofunny

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We left the Elephant in the fridge because he was gonna vote against T.V. at the Animal Conference.

:tvhappy

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I thought I was so smart on the last question. I was going to float across in the refridgerator. I got them all wrong:ouch Way too much for my brain to handle!

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That makes since to me...how else would you get such a large animal in a fridge? :thebunny

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:friend Mine too! LOL

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My first question to both animal in the fridge questions is (before the "how?"): Why am I doing this?

What is the brand name of the fridge?

How old are the animals?

Who were the previous animal handlers that trained them? Did they have human contact for long?

Are they up to date on their vaccinations?

Does the fridge have air holes drilled into it?

How long do the animals need to remain in the fridge?

Are they to be "lured" or "put" into it?

How long is the fridges warranty and does drilling air holes void it?

Is it possible to open the fridge door from the inside?

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A little analytical aren't you bubba?

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Hey, I do HORRIBLE at story problems.

When I saw a math problem on the order of "A train leaves LA on such and such going such and such and another train leaves New York at such and such time going such and such speed...." my first question is.. "Ok, who are the conductors? What is the weather like? How many cars does each engine have behind them?"

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You are just a genius...stop the bragging!:ursofunny:ursofunny My niece and brother-in-law are the same way. I bet you get paid big bucks for that talent.

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....and, "why do I even care which train arrives first!!!":hypercoffee

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A little?................:ursofunny

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Maybe the train has the Giraffe and elephant which is carrying the refrigerator.

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I am not sure if I am on the right track.

But it depends on how big the refrigerator is...

We tend to think of a refrigerator like the one we have.

I tend to not think of things just from my experience.

The rest of the questions.

Who knows....