!!!!!! Important question for the ladies!!!!!!!!!!
 

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I can.

LOL - - did you see some stupid woman putting her makeup on in the car?

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no my boss sent me a list of things to ponder. (we really do get a lot of work done around here)

another one was

if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about it?

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Or if cars park in the drive way why do they drive on the parkway?

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I have seen many women on the parkway putting on mascharia with their mouth all twisted and open.... its just wierd.

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They need to do that in their driveways!

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This is true, one of my ex sisters-in-law put her make-up on while driving. One day she actually ran into a tree. Thankfully she wasn't hurt.

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better yet, keep that junk in their junked up bathrooms!

Oh how bless a man am I that my wife doesnt do any of that.... if for no other reason than my bathroom isnt a chemical plant!

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They make much kinder, gentler make-up now Ferd.
And no animals are hurt in the process............:bliss

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How about "If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from"??

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I can too. lol

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My bathroom is neat and orderly and I only have one tiny little bag of makeup. It's just not a big deal to me.

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that is certainly an appropreate question for me! 8 weeks from having a baby in the house!

back to the subject at hand

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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I think we open our mouths while putting on mascara is, it seems to help us open our eyes wider. Making it easier to put it on our eyes.

It just a guess-

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Just like in fishing...it is all about how you position your mouth! I thought everyone knew that:)

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so does that mean your poor husband has to put up with a chemical factory in his bathroom?

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Baby oil is made from....

http://hubpages.com/hub/Baby-Oil-Ingredients

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What would we ever do with out all those chemicals??? hair spray, hair gel, lotion, deodorant, power, face cream, shaving cream, medicine and thats not including any other beauty products that I may or may not use :D

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Also, I believe mascara use to be made out of bat poo - - ugh.

Composition
Modern mascaras can be divided in two groups: water resistant mascaras (often labeled waterproof) and non-water resistant mascaras.

Water resistant mascaras have a composition based on a volatile solvent (isododecane - an isomer of dodecane), animal-derived waxes (beeswax), vegetal based waxes (carnauba wax, rice bran wax, candelila wax), mineral origin wax (ozokerite, paraffin), pigments (iron oxide, ultramarine) and filmifying polymers. These mascaras do not contain water-sensitive moieties, offering an excellent resistance to tears, sweat or rain. As a result, these mascaras can only be removed with a specific make-up remover, able to dilute the dried mascara film.

Non water-resistant mascaras are based on water, soft surfactants (like triethanolamine stearate), animal-derived waxes (beeswax), vegetal based waxes (carnauba wax, rice bran wax, candelilla wax), mineral origin waxes (ozokerite, paraffin), pigments (iron oxide, ultramarine), thickening polymers (arabic gum, hydrophobically modified cellulose) and on preservatives. These mascaras can run under the effect of tears, but are easily removed with some soap and water.

Polymers in a water dispersed form (latexes) can bring some level of water resistance to the group of normally non-water resistant mascaras.

Waterproof mascaras are similar to oil-based or solvent-based paints. Non water-resistant mascaras behave like water based paints. For intermediate water sensitivity, mascaras and latex-based paints (acrylates) contain polymer dispersions.

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Lets really freak out FERD for a day...it is impossible to lick your own elbow...have fun FERD!!!!






*I know all of y'alls just tried it!!!!!*

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Not if you are Gene Simmons.........:toofunny

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I CAN TOO !!!!!

Wait, what were we agreeing on here again?

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Who cares as long as you are agreeable! :bliss

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not me! I didnt try it... but I can touch the end of my nose with my tongue!

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If you are a woman, right on sister.
If you are a man, you must be a transvestite.

:toofunny

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Are your teeth removable?........:toofunny

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Nope!!

now, do YOU have a bathroom full of chemicals????

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NOPE!!

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Your husband is blessed.

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EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! :toofunny

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You have something against deodorant and soap? I don't think that'd be such a blessed husband to have a wife who didn't have some of those in her bathroom. Really.

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So what if I occasionally wear a dress, the apostles wore them all the time.

:boxing

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A fact I remind him of every chance I get.........:happydance

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So you're a drag queen?

We were talking about putting on mascara while driving, if you are a man and do that...........
:redheels

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Never said when and where I wear my robe.

:toofunny

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I see you are avoiding the mascara question.............:toofunny

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This thread is starting to remind of how hilarious I always thought it was when a couple "holiness" preachers I know taught against makeup at their church but let the studio put some on them when they made an occasional TV appearance.

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Somehow I can just see Jesus shaking his head at his silly children sometimes.

:)

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same reason men can't shave without scrunching their mouth to one side or the other?

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Ever watched musicians? They are almost always making funny faces while playing.