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Nahum 06-08-2008 10:07 PM
***Shocking Personal News***
 
I found out some shocking news today.

It appears that, when I was firstborn, my parents made a horrible mistake. Their mistake has followed me all of my forty years upon this earth. Their mistake has left a permanent mark upon me.

I found out about their mistake just this evening when I was perusing the world wide web. I happened to land on a site that was dedicated to the topic of eye color.

You see, all of my life I have been told that my eyes are green. This information is listed on my birth record, my driver's license and many other personal documents. I have always been proud of my beautiful green eyes. They are my personal "beauty mark." Unfortunately, I had unwittingly continued believing a lie!

For, just this evening, I discovered my eyes are actually Hazel!

I am in complete shock!

Who am I?

Will this change everything?

My world is rocked!

I always thought Hazel was a grayish-brown mix but, NO, Hazel is actually greenand gold mixed!

Who knew?

What a moron I am!

Cindy 06-08-2008 10:08 PM
Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
 
:reaction

revrandy 06-08-2008 10:10 PM
Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
 
Just don't start calling yourself "Hazel" and we all good!

The Mrs 06-08-2008 10:11 PM
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You realize most people's eye color lightens with age?

You're just getting old. :laffatu

Cindy 06-08-2008 10:12 PM
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I am :shocked:

:tissue :tissue you poor :bigbaby

Nahum 06-08-2008 10:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mrs (Post 489166)
You realize most people's eye color lightens with age?

You're just getting old. :laffatu
I hope you're right.

Better to be old than to have hazel eyes instead of green!:tissue

Cindy 06-08-2008 10:13 PM
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Yep mine use to be very blue, now they are kind of gray.........:(

The Mrs 06-08-2008 10:19 PM
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Mine will always be brown.



Brown as....













BARK!


:toofunny

Nahum 06-08-2008 10:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mrs (Post 489192)
Mine will always be brown.



Brown as....



BARK!


:toofunny
My wifey has beeooteefull brown eyes!

CC1 06-08-2008 10:52 PM
Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 489155)
I found out some shocking news today.

It appears that, when I was firstborn, my parents made a horrible mistake. Their mistake has followed me all of my forty years upon this earth. Their mistake has left a permanent mark upon me.

I found out about their mistake just this evening when I was perusing the world wide web. I happened to land on a site that was dedicated to the topic of eye color.

You see, all of my life I have been told that my eyes are green. This information is listed on my birth record, my driver's license and many other personal documents. I have always been proud of my beautiful green eyes. They are my personal "beauty mark." Unfortunately, I had unwittingly continued believing a lie!

For, just this evening, I discovered my eyes are actually Hazel!

I am in complete shock!

Who am I?

Will this change everything?

My world is rocked!

I always thought Hazel was a grayish-brown mix but, NO, Hazel is actually greenand gold mixed!

Who knew?

What a moron I am!
Wow, your whole life a lie. What a bummer!:tissue

Sounds like you should be able to sue somebody.

Brother Price 06-09-2008 04:37 AM
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He could call himself Hazelwood and be a real UPCI man. :ursofunny

Cindy 06-09-2008 04:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Price (Post 489335)
He could call himself Hazelwood and be a real UPCI man. :ursofunny

:killinme :lol :toofunny

RevDWW 06-09-2008 06:57 AM
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You've been wrong all along unless you use the proper Hebrew term "yereq" for green..............:toofunny :toofunny :toofunny :toofunny

Mrs. LPW 06-09-2008 07:43 AM
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What site did you use PP?
I would love to know what mine actually are. When I was small they were blue as they could be. But somewhere around my teens they started lightening and now are a shade of green most of the time.

Esther 06-09-2008 08:02 AM
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Oh what a confusing world we live in. I was told my eyes were brown, then I was told NO they are hazel, so now I wonder what color are they?
:):bliss

Sam 06-09-2008 04:03 PM
Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 489155)
I found out some shocking news today.

It appears that, when I was firstborn, my parents made a horrible mistake. Their mistake has followed me all of my forty years upon this earth. Their mistake has left a permanent mark upon me.

I found out about their mistake just this evening when I was perusing the world wide web. I happened to land on a site that was dedicated to the topic of eye color.

You see, all of my life I have been told that my eyes are green. This information is listed on my birth record, my driver's license and many other personal documents. I have always been proud of my beautiful green eyes. They are my personal "beauty mark." Unfortunately, I had unwittingly continued believing a lie!

For, just this evening, I discovered my eyes are actually Hazel!

I am in complete shock!

Who am I?

Will this change everything?

My world is rocked!

I always thought Hazel was a grayish-brown mix but, NO, Hazel is actually greenand gold mixed!

Who knew?

What a moron I am!
It could have been a lot worse.
Did they get the gender right on the records?

Jack Shephard 06-09-2008 04:52 PM
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Pastor P....this is a scary thing. Next you might find out that the parents were 1-steppers. You might as well been adopted!

AmericanAngel 06-09-2008 05:42 PM
Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 489155)
I found out some shocking news today.

It appears that, when I was firstborn, my parents made a horrible mistake. Their mistake has followed me all of my forty years upon this earth. Their mistake has left a permanent mark upon me.

I found out about their mistake just this evening when I was perusing the world wide web. I happened to land on a site that was dedicated to the topic of eye color.

You see, all of my life I have been told that my eyes are green. This information is listed on my birth record, my driver's license and many other personal documents. I have always been proud of my beautiful green eyes. They are my personal "beauty mark." Unfortunately, I had unwittingly continued believing a lie!



For, just this evening, I discovered my eyes are actually Hazel!

I am in complete shock!

Who am I?

Will this change everything?

My world is rocked!

I always thought Hazel was a grayish-brown mix but, NO, Hazel is actually greenand gold mixed!

Who knew?

What a moron I am!
Holy Hazel Eyes Batman! :reaction


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