Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

9. Bikinis and liver spots

10. Short shorts and varicose veins

11. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................

12. Thongs and Depends

Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

Yep, have to agree with you!

Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

12. Child sacrifice to idols for better crops

13. That CLC song about being a Pentecostal who rolls around and stuff

14. 45 minute topical sermons with less than 3 bible verses to justify the opinion ... errr... point being expressed.

Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

you guys are sick!!! :)

Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

Hmmm... a real marketing idea there??

Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

Now that's funny!!!

Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

:jaw


:toofunny

Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

13. Don't tug on superman's cape.
14. Don't spit into the wind.

Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

LOL!!

Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

we have those all over DC, they are called "Segways"
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/h...ilkies/023.jpg

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Too Funny! :heeheehee

Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

Number 8 I hear is now called a "Mushroom top" :)

Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
 

I have also heard it called a muffin top

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No 12 made me spew my coffee (almost)!!

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That'll preach!!!