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Ron 07-19-2008 01:21 PM
I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Mrs Bratt, was talking the other day about her kids & something happened yesterday that showed are kids were up to no good.

I was on here yesterday afternoon & my wife decided to take the kids to the library which is about ten blocks away.
They walked there & after the trip to the library they decided to stop in for some Shiao Pao (sp?) a Chinese pastry.

Just before they went into the store my son who is six said, "I have to go pee!"
My wife said, just wait a minute & went into the store while Alanna & Ryan were outside waiting & Kristin was inside getting the food.
The door is a big wide one and was open at the time.
My wife said that she heard, "Bing, Bong, Bing Bong like the door alarm was being triiped & when she came outside, she saw that he had relieved himself just outside the door & right in front of the door sensor!!!!!!!:blink

The store people didn't notice but I had visions of a Chinese cook with a cleaver chasing our family down the street!:shocked:

I dread when they get older!!!!:reaction

jaxfam6 07-19-2008 01:30 PM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron (Post 536167)
Mrs Bratt, was talking the other day about her kids & something happened yesterday that showed are kids were up to no good.

I was on here yesterday afternoon & my wife decided to take the kids to the library which is about ten blocks away.
They walked there & after the trip to the library they decided to stop in for some Shiao Pao (sp?) a Chinese pastry.

Just before they went into the store my son who is six said, "I have to go pee!"
My wife said, just wait a minute & went into the store while Alanna & Ryan were outside waiting & Kristin was inside getting the food.
The door is a big wide one and was open at the time.
My wife said that she heard, "Bing, Bong, Bing Bong like the door alarm was being triiped & when she came outside, she saw that he had relieved himself just outside the door & right in front of the door sensor!!!!!!!:blink

The store people didn't notice but I had visions of a Chinese cook with a cleaver chasing our family down the street!:shocked:

I dread when they get older!!!!:reaction

Thanks for the laugh. I am glad others have kids that do things to embarass them like ours did to us

Rico 07-19-2008 02:00 PM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron (Post 536167)
Mrs Bratt, was talking the other day about her kids & something happened yesterday that showed are kids were up to no good.

I was on here yesterday afternoon & my wife decided to take the kids to the library which is about ten blocks away.
They walked there & after the trip to the library they decided to stop in for some Shiao Pao (sp?) a Chinese pastry.

Just before they went into the store my son who is six said, "I have to go pee!"
My wife said, just wait a minute & went into the store while Alanna & Ryan were outside waiting & Kristin was inside getting the food.
The door is a big wide one and was open at the time.
My wife said that she heard, "Bing, Bong, Bing Bong like the door alarm was being triiped & when she came outside, she saw that he had relieved himself just outside the door & right in front of the door sensor!!!!!!!:blink

The store people didn't notice but I had visions of a Chinese cook with a cleaver chasing our family down the street!:shocked:

I dread when they get older!!!!:reaction
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Ya know, Bro.?

Pressing-On 07-19-2008 02:01 PM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
LOL! That reminds me of a comedian talking about God creating teenagers to allow us to know how HE feels to be disrespected and ignored.

Ron 07-19-2008 02:29 PM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 536228)
LOL! That reminds me of a comedian talking about God creating teenagers to allow us to know how HE feels to be disrespected and ignored.
Oh brother!
My wife and I will be gray fer sure!:aaa

Rico 07-19-2008 02:30 PM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron (Post 536277)
Oh brother!
My wife and I will be gay fer sure!:aaa

Huh?????


What meaneth this?

Ron 07-19-2008 02:41 PM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rico (Post 536282)
Huh?????


What meaneth this?
Gray, Gray, Gray!!!!

I can't help it if I am a lousy typist!:whistle

Subdued 07-22-2008 05:53 AM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 536228)
LOL! That reminds me of a comedian talking about God creating teenagers to allow us to know how HE feels to be disrespected and ignored.
I am convinced that this is true.

Cindy 07-22-2008 06:45 AM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Yeah, but when we have grandkids, we can laugh at their parents.

A_PoMo 07-22-2008 07:52 AM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Now THAT sounds like something my four year old would do...laughing like Joker as he did so. Kids! You gotta love 'em but sometimes you wish God had a return policy as good as Nordstroms.

Pro31:28 07-22-2008 07:57 AM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by A_PoMo (Post 539469)
Now THAT sounds like something my four year old would do...laughing like Joker as he did so. Kids! You gotta love 'em but sometimes you wish God had a return policy as good as Nordstroms.
Well I haven't come to the point of wanting to return mine yet... There are time, however that I wish some forms of torture were legal.
Although,I have found that taking a cell phone away from a 14 year old can be its own torture! :evilglee

Baron1710 07-22-2008 08:00 AM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron (Post 536167)
Mrs Bratt, was talking the other day about her kids & something happened yesterday that showed are kids were up to no good.

I was on here yesterday afternoon & my wife decided to take the kids to the library which is about ten blocks away.
They walked there & after the trip to the library they decided to stop in for some Shiao Pao (sp?) a Chinese pastry.

Just before they went into the store my son who is six said, "I have to go pee!"
My wife said, just wait a minute & went into the store while Alanna & Ryan were outside waiting & Kristin was inside getting the food.
The door is a big wide one and was open at the time.
My wife said that she heard, "Bing, Bong, Bing Bong like the door alarm was being triiped & when she came outside, she saw that he had relieved himself just outside the door & right in front of the door sensor!!!!!!!:blink

The store people didn't notice but I had visions of a Chinese cook with a cleaver chasing our family down the street!:shocked:

I dread when they get older!!!!:reaction
Reminds me of the movie Big Daddy, when they won't let the kid use the bathroom so he lets him go on the side of the building.

Ron 07-22-2008 09:27 AM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
Oh yes, I just am excited about them getting older.
I especially dread Ryan cuz he is going to be a natural at getting into trouble!:whistle

Ferd 07-22-2008 10:32 AM
Re: I Am So Embarrassed!
 
LOL! Im glad I am not alone in this parent thing!

great story Ron!


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