Calling All Geniuses
 

Serious question.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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:ursofunny

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I was surprised to find out that there are many different types of vegetarians, so who knows? :)

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Not if you're a vegan

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Whoa!!! Brother, I was not quite prepared for this one? Please allow me time to search the scriptures, spend some time in prayer and fasting... I'll get back to you on what the Lord speaks to my spirit....












OK, it didn't take long... So long as the animal cracker does not have a split-hoof... Don't ask me why, that's just the answer that I have... I pray this helps...

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What is a vegan?

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Vegan is that a person who has never ate meat before ?:ursofunny

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You serious?

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So should I just throw the ones with split hooves away?

Wouldn't that be counter-productive?

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I asked too and I was serious and sincere as well.

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No!

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About as serious as you were earlier today when you claimed to be of Asian descent.:tease

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Please mail those to my address and I will take care of them for you. I have a collection and it's growing quite nicely.

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Was a vegan something on Star-Trek Dr.Spock you know he was from the planet vegan ?

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I am truly concerned for your mental well-being!:ursofunny

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Are the cookies prepared with lard? If so, Is it rendered from swine?

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Don't be silly cookies are prepared with dough.

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No, Spock was a Vulcan.

Dr. Spock was an author who wrote against parental discipline that included spanking. He recanted later in life.

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The Barnum's brand are prepared with vegetable shortening...the site I looked at claimed it was "out of respect for the animals." Sheesh.

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Dunno.

I'll see if I can pull up a list of animal cracker ingredients.

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:ursofunny

That's m'girl!

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Oops..just read some brands are made with non-fat dry milk. Does that count as an animal product? Lol.

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Stauffer's Animal Crackers
Made by:Stauffer Biscuit Company

Ingredients:

Enriched Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate [Vitamin B1], Riboflavin [Vitamin B2], Folic Acid), Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Salt, Sodium Bicarbonate (Leavening), Soy Lecithin (an Emulsifier), Natural Flavor, Non Fat Dry Milk, Mace (a Spice).

http://www.mrmilkman.com/uploads/animalcrackers.jpg

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And I thought DR. Spock was Leonard Nimrod boy I don't get out too much.

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People for the Eating of Tasty Animals?

:D

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Peta that's a kind of bread ain't it ?

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You are good, girl. :)

You must take after your mama. :D

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I appreciate your concern and your prayers for my mental condition... :banghead However, while you're praying, please send the animal crackers to me so I can add them to the collection that I have going in my belly!


"Lord, we thank you for these Animal Crackers that we are about to receive from PP. We pray that they become true assets to this LARGE temple that we are building. Bless PP as well, as he pursues his vegetarian lifestyle. Please protect him from all split-hoof Animal Crackers. We know that they are not allowed in the vegetarian life-style. Amen..."

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Surely Sister Rebecamia doesn't have the same hair color as her dad ?

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:ursofunny

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Naww...I'm a brunette...Daddy's hair is more of a flesh tone.

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Some vegitarians say they won't eat anything with eyes, but animal crackers have those little pockmarks that your brain would interpret as actually being eyes but even still they cannot actually see because they are not really eyes and...


:crazy

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Okay here are some interesting points on vegetarians.


Vegans: The most extreme of them. They refrain from the use of any animal products, food, clothing, or other wise. So no they would not eat the animal crackers because they have the powdered milk in it.

Ovo-vegetarians: These folk will not eat meat or dairy products but will eat eggs. These folk would not eat your animal crackers either.

Pescatarian/Pescetarian: Refrains from all meats and animal products except fish.

Lacto-vegetarian: No meats, no eggs, but will eat diary products. These guys would eat the crackers

Lact-ovo-vegtarian: will not eat meats but will eat eggs and diary products. This is probably the most common vegetarian. These guys would also eat the crackers

Alternavarian/Flexatarian/Semi-vegetarian: They do not refrain from eating meats but they do eat vegetarian most of the time. Only occasionaly eat meats.

I know, I know way to much about this stuff.
They have added other forms and groups to this over the years. Some only eat RAW vegan foods and so on.

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If you want to be consistent, no.

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That question is to deep.

:digging

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Can one get arrested for veganracy ?

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Glad to see that I am not the only Genius on this thread:friend:tease

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i personally dont like animal crackers but i belong, to peta, people eating tasty animals, lol

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personally i think folks who dont eat meat are missing out on some mighty fine vittles, lol