If you've ever...
 

If you've ever... cleaned your child's vomit off the church carpet or pews,
Raise your hands and say Amen.


:wave
AMEN
:wave


Needless to say, we're home early.

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Never off the church's carpet or pews. But we did send Keith to VBS when he was 4. He went with our neighbor to her church (the same church that is now our church!). Anyhow, at the very end they gave him a cookie. Nobody had checked ingredients. So he ate the PEANUT BUTTER cookie, spit it out at the first bite, they put him in the car and brought him immediately home and by the time they got here, he was gasping for air. It took 4 Epi pins and 7 hours in the ER to get him back!

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AMEN!!!

And one time (5 years ago) the door got opened too quickly and hit my daughter in the head. She started to pass out and I grabbed her, the pastors wife came up and asked if Kari was ok, I said, "I think so", as kari proceeded to pee on my arms and the floor. I was so embarassed, it was right in the foyer! :whistle

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Never

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Well maybe not the church carpet, but something almost as sacred...

I was holding my daughter who at the time was about 7mos, while my wife shopped for shoes at DSW. It was during the winter and I was wearing my BRAND NEW Satin Colorado Rockies Starter jacket, I paid almost $150 for.

The minute I took her into my arms, she painted the front of the jacket with a combination of stuff a 7mo old kid eats.

It was one of the first times I had to compare values. I love that little girl so it didnt really matter. :)

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Ever try cleaning up the mess that a dog makes when they get sick in the car?
I can't imagine a kid being any worse......

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I saw a Mom doing that very thing in this mornings service. I was blessed to be far enough away not to be able to get all the details!

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Your imagination isn't very good then. :tease Both my boys have thrown up in my brand new 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer, much to mommy's disgust. And no, being a peds nurse doesn't make it any easier.

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When my oldest was just a tiny baby, I took her to the nursery to give my sweet wife a break. As I rocked her, she passed what I though was a little gas, and I was holding her up and talking baby talk to her about what little noises she was making. Two women that where there with kids were chuckling and I the proud father thought they must think what a great dad I am. They were laughing because it was not gas and what it was had run out of the diaper and all down the front of my suit......:ursofunny

I learn to put the diaper on tighter! :ursofunny :ursofunny :ursofunny :ursofunny

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And here I thought you were running the aisles, sheesh, I even started singing harder!!!!

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I bet everyone around them WERE running the aisles to get away from that!

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I am so dejected right now, I thought I really was anointed, now I find out its a pukey kid!!! Sheesh!!

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Running the aisles with a wet sponge, a roll of paper towel and an almost empty container of Carpet cleaner.

We'll have to pray for that eyesight Monkey... would that be an age thing?

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I guess it was just seeing you MOVE in church that threw me
















































:ursofunny:whistle:tease:aaa

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Not just my child's but...

One thing that bugged me was this "charismatic" teaching that went around some ethnic groups that said when the "devil" came out of someone they would literally vomit the devil out. Good thing we had this big rug cleaner.

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I would take puke any day, over an allergic reaction! You must have been terrified.

Poor Kari!!! Hit by a door and peeing yourself, what a combo.

A sign from above. GO RED SOX!

I'm sorry you missed out on the blessing. One lady told me after that she heard the sound of my baby throwing up 5 seats ahead in the next section.

Now, I do feel bad about that...

I enjoy these stories most when it happens to men. (for some reason :evilglee )

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I've heard that teaching... a few times.
Messy stuff.


(pardon the pun)

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It's that dead Sunday night songleader...
I just can't get with him.

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Now, my daughter has good sense and hasn't yet thrown up in mommy's car.

And yeah, it's funnier when it's daddy they puke on. I left our first child with my husband to go to the store one day. I was gone an hour. When I got home, I noticed that baby's diaper looked odd. When I went to change him, I discovered why. My husband put the diaper on backwards. :ursofunny I laughed so hard he never changed a diaper again. :sad

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Oh yes, I made that mistake with my first baby.
I got home and I heard my husband making noises upstairs. I went up and looked into the bathroom to see him with two tissues stuck, one up each nostril... trying to change a dirty diaper. He was gagging... trying to cover his nose (stuffed with kleenex already) with his shirt... saying.. "I just can't do this... I can't do this"

I laughed to kill myself. He never changed any diapers for a good year after that. And to this day, will only change a wet one. If they dirty while I'm gone, they have to sit it. Poor things.

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Well, after that I just switched to cloth. I was only using 'sposies so he'd at least change one every once in a while. After he quit changing 'em, I didn't see any sense in throwing away $25 a week.

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Brave woman. I'd do that, but... well... getting the diaper off, the bum wiped, the cream applied, the dirty diaper in the baggie and into the dumpster is about all I can get done while holding my breath.

:toofunny

(kidding, I can only hold my breath for the diaper off and bum wiped :toofunny)

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When my oldest boy was about 11 months old, my wife left him home with me while she went out shopping with a couple of friends. She left me with instructions to check him and change his diaper as needed. When she returned some 4 hours later, his diaper was sagging with a full load, and she asked me why I hadn't changed him. My simple answer was.........the diaper said it was for 10 to 15 pounds, and I figured he had about 6 or 7 pounds to go.










J/K :killinme:slaphappy:toofunny:nutso