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Which Team Would Jesus Root For?
What would Jesus' favorite sport be?
His favorite team? Would he be an avid "almost never miss a game" kinda fan? |
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Bro. we already know the answer to this question!
The Dallas Cowboys of course! that is why we have that huge hole in the roof. So God can watch his favorite team play! |
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his mission was higher than that... ha....
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his favorite soccer player was ronaldo...so says my boys...
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God used David to fight Goliath not Arnold. He picks the team with the least amount of talent and leaders who are not capable of winning. But his chosen people will always be the Forty-Niners. The rebelled and now they are being punished but soon he will send a deliverer. |
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i am out numbered at my house... |
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Just don't get caught by the locals doing anything that is unBrazillian. :) |
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He would be too busy winning souls. |
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Too busy touching lives. |
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WELL, NOW A SERIOUS COMMENT...JESUS went to a wedding, changed water to wine, being a Jew I AM sure he danced, talked to children and the women in a society where it was a no-no for a JEWISH bible teacher...so I imagine he would have had no problem at a soccer game...He would have stunned them too like he did everywhere he went...
You know he didnīt stop by the nearest UPC church...they were too religious for Him...ha... So glad I can tease on this forum....other forums would take it wrong...love you folks... |
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As Bo Shembechler walks through the Pearly Gates, Jesus leads him to his new heavenly home. It is a little modest cottage with a picket fence. A small Michigan flag hangs from a window. Glancing down the Golden Street, Bo notices a huge golden mansion on a hill. Huge Ohio State flags flow from every window. Countless buckeye trees are planted on either side of the walk, and the Buckeye fight song as played by the Celestial Orchestra can be heard roaring from within. Bo turns to Jesus and says, "Lord, why did you give me such a modest little cottage and Woody Hayes gets such an extravagant mansion? What makes him so special?" Jesus answers "Son, that's not Woody's house, it's mine!"
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that is cute...
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Cubbie fan
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GO SKINS!!! |
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His favorite sport would be football. His favorite team would be the Green Bay Packers. His second favorite would be the Washington Redskins. He would only miss games if they interfered with His Ministry to others. He's able to heal during Halftime, and throughout the game. He can incorporate His Ministry into any situation! |
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