A little Santa horror/humor...
 

This is too funny. Well, to me at least!

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:merrychristmas

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The kids are almost as scared of santa as the ultra-cons!!!

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My how Santa's face changes. :christmoose:santaclaus

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See, even kids can discern something ain't right about satan claus.

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OOOO geez thats b/c this is not the "real" santa, just his helpers!!!!!

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Santa's look is priceless! My guess is that he's saying, "Mother told me I should have gone to college!"

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I know, on that first one, Santa's look was funnier than the kids!!! :christmoose

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A cute little innocent thread, but always room for the 'ultra-con' rants haha Love it!

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I have a funny story about Santa as a kid. Only my therapist can get it out of me though :christmoose

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I am highly offended if you think all I can come up with is a one sentence remark for a"rant"! "This is a snide remark 2020. It seems one has to explain every thing that is typed. I really believe you are mentally challenged!

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/...1/26451706.jpg

Somehow, I think those kids wet on Santa! :toofunny

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That is really scary, I thought the EXACT same thing!:santathumb

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That IS scary!!!! :toofunny

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Are you two related?? Or the same person??? I am starting to suspect foul play!!! :gotcha

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We need some sort of commemorative plate or something!! A day to remember in history, the day PO and MP had a meeting of the minds! :christmoose

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Miracles do happen!!! Hallelujah!!!!!

:bliss

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:shockamoo

:amen

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Ha! No, just thought your nice, sweet little post was actually something nice and sweet. Somehow it had to do with the evil "ultra cons" *evil laugh here*
We may be related though. My family reunions are quite a "riot".

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I'm mentally challenged now. Love you too.

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Like, "call the police" riot?? LOL, I have been to a few family reunions like that! :christmoose

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Exactly....

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When Ashley was four, we stood in line at the Paducah mall for almost an hour because she was so excited to see Santa. When we got to the very end, the next one up, she looked over at him and said, "I think I'll see Santa when I'm five". We were ready to scream!

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LOL, the things our kids put us through! Lana never was afraid of things like that, but I am pretty sure there is a picture somewhere of me looking like those kids! After seeing this today it made me want to go home tonight and find that picture!

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It's kind of like a sighting of Halley's comet, only happens once every 50 years or so!:gotcha

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I saw that, Michael!!!!! :thwak You are not too old to whip, you little brat!!!! :toofunny

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Haha, if you ever hit me, and I find out about it, you're in trouble!:gotcha

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:toofunny

You have to sleep some time! :evilglee

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It's ok, I sleep with one eye open..........

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But that's your glass eye and it doesn't count! :toofunny

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Yes, but it's fitted with a tiny video camera that processes information and sends it to my senses with synapse stimulation. So, when it detects a threat, it wakes me up.

It's very Star Trekkish.

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:toofunny

Step away from your mind, Micheal.

:toofunny

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Yeah, I suppose this is getting a bit silly.

THe glass eye, and all.

Everything else was perfectly normal!:santathumb

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I walk away for a few minutes and chaos ensues... :christmoose

Good night all, have fun, gotts ta run! :christmasjig

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That one on the right looks like you. Problem is, it can't be you. The pic is in color!!! :gotcha

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NO! The glass eye was normal, sort of, but the video eyeball was over the top - CAUSE - you know I have the deactivator device that shuts down the video, rolls your eye back in your head causing you to be put into an induced coma - THEREBY - giving me the opportunity to locate your golf club and do some damage, specifically between the head, neck and shoulders. :evilglee

I then activate the video, your glass eye rolls back in place, a little tear rolls out and you can be heard saying, "Sumbody hep me!"

Sounds perfectly normal to me! :santathumb :bliss

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Ummmm, I do have pictures - with color and I never wet on anyone in my life!!!! :toofunny

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/...an0036_036.jpg


I am in the front and you WILL notice my dress says, "Sugar and Spice". I can only add, "and everything nice" - cause I am real nice! :toofunny

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Hold the commemorative plate.............I knew it was too good to be true! :christmasjig

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LOL.....that's right up there with "come into the oxygen"!

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You should have used the same marker to color the floor instead of switching it to a lighter color!

And look how bright that red fireplace looks compared to the rest of the pic!

Gotta love PSP!

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First RRFord and now PO! Who's next?:christmoose