Gag gifts
 

Does anyone have any gag gift ideas for men and women?

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my son got an anti monkey butt bathroom kit in a dirty santa exchange....


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www.stupid.com

I bought wind-up sushi toys from them for a gag gift, once. They have some cool, crazy, ridiculous, stupid stuff there! (Oh, and I suppose some of it may be offensive to some people, so... yeah. You've been warned! ;))

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I gave my folks a giant poster sized picture of my grandma. (36 x 48 inches)

When they visited and walked into their guest room, I had it hanging over the bed. Of course it was all done with a very straight face.

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ROFL!!!

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I am sure it awoke some long dormant insecurities that my dad has been harboring since childhood.

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Hilarious

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You are just wrong!! :jolly

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A lifetime membership to AFF!

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You might be on to something. Maybe this is something that parents of all teenagers should all do. Maybe a life size, dissaproving picture on the wall would work wonders. I read about a convenience store that put a life-size cut-out of the sherriff on the candy aisle and it cut down on juvenile thefts considerable.

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You should have watched Dr. Phil today. Miss Christmas was on. She way over-does Christmas. And some of her gifts were just BAD!!

She gave her son the ashes from when they had their dog cremated. Had 'em in a paper sad with his collar around it. She said he didn't have a pet and she thought he could manage to take care of this one.

She gave her daughter her dried up umbilical cord in a Christmas ornament.

She gave someone fake dog poop.

try checking out Dr. Phil.com and see if you can get any more ideas from there. It was hysterical!!

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A bag of reindeer poop.(chocolate covered raisins)
A bag of snowman poop. (Miniature marshmallows)

Having a pot luck dinner where everyone labels whats in the dish?
Have a carboard box with "Possum pudding" written on one of the flaps.
In the box is a cast iron pan with lid on it.

All they see is the box labled possum pudding an a cast iron pan.
Inside the pan is hamburger helper.

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Just found this among my Christmas bags that I save. Forgot I had it. I don't remember where or when I got this. I'm sure it was a Christmas party. :toofunny

It's a small ziplock bag filled with white Lima beans.

A small "cardstock" paper is stapled to the top.

It says:

Magic Weight Loss Beans

1. Remove beans from the bag.

2. Throw them on the floor.

3. Bend down and pick up each bean.

4. Repeat hourly as needed.

:christmasjig :christmasjig :christmasjig

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That's funny. I'm going to have to use that...but not on my wife :runhills

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Smart man... :)

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Yea, that would be kind of hard on the martial relationship. :toofunny

My husband said that it's okay for a man to gain weight, but a woman can't. I said, "Would you like me to repeat that ignorant statement to the ladies at church?"

:toofunny

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Someone just sent me this for Christmas.... It is strange because I didn't think this old weird guy liked me that much. Oh well.....

Think I should open it early? Hee hee hee! (He'll never know!)

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Explain the "weird" guy and then open it. :santathumb

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Love it!! :jolly:jolly

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I'm giving this to several men in the church!!! J/K!!!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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That's pretty good!

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:toofunny :toofunny

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There's (or was) an actual weight loss pill that worked (if it worked at all) on a similar principle: take at bedtime on an empty stomach! :lol