Newflash******* JP group holds secret meeting
 

Got this from a very reliable source. (Not St Mark so don't bother asking)

I have it on good authority that several JP ministers had a working lunch meeting in West Houston today.

Participation was strictly limited to exactly thirteen.

(Symbolic?)

There were no photos allowed

(Anonymity?)

And not single person was allowed to walk out with a written itinerary.

(Agenda?)

Details to follow as they are gathered !!!!!

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This post looks familiar?:hmmm

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What does JP stand for? Junior Preachers? Juris Prudence?

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Dumb thread.

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Jesus People
Just Pentecostal
Junior Pentecostals
Jen-u-wine Pennycostal

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haha. I like the last one!:santathumb

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I heard that James Griffin was one of the attendees.

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I heard Nathaniel Wilson was there. And NAU too.

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Very familiar....

Spies in the camp.

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I heard Martha Stewart spoke. Her sermon was titled, "It's a good thing." :coffee2

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I heard Madoff was there and was in charge of management.

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I heard Sarah Palin was there. She's looking our way!

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:jolly

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What I want to know is, the most important thing..

What was served? Chicken or Beef?

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It's TEXAS! Beef only! There are no chickens in Texas. :christmoose

Jeanie was there. She introduced Martha Stewart.

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Whatever was served, I'm sure it was steaming.

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OldTimey was there too.

Love the pic! Is that Gazowski and Stoneking! hahaha

Stoneking was there too. He's a big Martha Stewart fan!

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Was there a side salad with the main course.

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Yes, they were there. Lee is looking younger than ever.:jolly

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I can neither confirm nor deny that I was at said meeting, whether photos were taken, nor what agenda if any was discussed.

I will categorically deny that there was a chicken in sight, it was all beef.

:largehalo

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recent cosmetic surgery?
or
just better makeup?

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He wouldn't say.

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Resurrection from the dead will make him look much younger!!! :christmoose

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It must not be too important of a meeting cause I wasn't invited.

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I wasn't there either though I was invited.

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The Professor took notes so he could write the manifesto, I'll make sure you get a copy.


:thad


Show you the secret handshake later...

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Were there any women invited?:bargain

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No maam actually they weren't. There were very weighty matters to be discussed.



I do understand however a couple of the out of town wives did some mall shopping while the meeting was being held.

:helicopter

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Well that explains it, no woman wants to be called weighty. :gotcha

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I have no idea who even owns JP´s. Sometimes I post there but not often. However many of those get togethers someone always lets the cat out of the bag...and we find out who and what was talked about...lol...

Someone told me the other day they secretly taped something and they wanted me to hear the tape BUT of course never mention who taped or who let me hear what was said...lol...

Please do not think I am talking about JP´s... I am talking in general terms...It happens in most so called secret meetings...I cringe just to think about secret meetings...

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I doubt it was secret at all anyway!

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I don't know Renda.

Usually two JPers meeting for a burger is worth 50 photos.

For thirteen to have a two hour meeting some of which came from hours away.

No photos, no discussion of the topics.

Sounds like something is up to me!

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maybe they were discussing standards!

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Ahhh... now we know there is a camp.

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Secret meetings convene when the Generals feel their days of victory are numbered.

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A move of the Spirit?

Someone offered to pay the bill and 12 others showed up?

A merger in the making?

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I was hoping I would get a free lunch! ha...

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Sounds like you are being like someone else.......

LOL! :christmoose

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But that's just it as far as I can tell the generals were not there...


It appears that "someone else" was out of the loop on this one... !!

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This thread is 95% TIC! LOL. I have heard of "closed door" meetings....sounds better than "Secret". Well, I want to know if they all took a long walk to work off that great meal they all had! After all, an important part of spirituality is to take care of our earthly bodies in order to live longer for our kids, grandkids and fellow citizens that need to hear our testimonies!