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Why, Why, Why (humor)
Sharing what was shared with me.
THIS GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT Just a few questions that has been bothering me for decades, maybe you have debated them also? Why, Why, Why, :overhead Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are Almost dead? ___________________________________ Why Do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is Not enough money? ______________________________ _ ____ Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; But have to check when you say the paint is still wet? _______________ _____________ _______ Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? _________________________________ Why does Superman stop bullets with His chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ___________________________________ Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? ___________________________________ Whose Idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? ___________________________________ If People evolved from apes, Why are there still Apes? ___________________________________ Why Is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always White? ___________________________________ Is There ever a day that mattresses Are not on sale? ___________________________________ Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator With hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? ___________________________________ Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum Cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the Vacuum one more chance? ___________________________________ Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? ___________________________________ How do those dead bugs get into those Enclosed light fixtures? ___________________________________ When we are in the supermarket and Someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why Do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?' ___________________________________ Why Is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table You always manage to knock something else over? ___________________________________ In winter why do we try to keep the House as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? ___________________________________ How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? _________ __ ________________________ And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is Suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- If they're okay, then it's you. ___________________________________ ~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them s mile too!~~~ ****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!**** Why, Why, Why, :overhead |
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Why are there mailboxes at the post office ? Aren't you already there ?
----------------------------------------- Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway ? ----------------------------------------- Why is the word "big" only 3 letters but the word "little" twice as big ? ----------------------------------------- How did we get the name "Hamburger" when there is no ham in it ? |
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The word hamburger comes from Hamburg steak, which originated in the German city of Hamburg. Contrary to what folk etymology might lead one to believe, there is no actual 'ham' in a hamburger. |
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why does aff always post useless threads?
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I was having very bad cabin fever last night as the snow/wind/blizzard conditions got to me and I was brave enough to start a thread. (even a silly one). I have maybe 5 more months of snow to look forward to.:snowman:donuts
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i think it is a pretty good thread. it makes me think
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give us some more |
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I too await more of your words of wisdom |
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Actually you can, I have been in earnest prayer for a month or so now for a good foot or two. |
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Well I would sure share our abundance of snow with you if I could. We wouldn't even miss a foot or two. I should get my camera out and take some pic of our roof. That would mean me going outside and I think I'll wait for my hubby to come in from snow plowing and get him to take them.
I just thought of another Why? Why do they say it is to cold to snow? It has been snowing here this week and the temps have been in the minus range.:overhead |
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~~Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
~~Why do banks leave the vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ~~Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ~~Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ~~Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ~~ Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? ~~Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ~~Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ~~Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ~~Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ~~Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ~~Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ~~You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ~~Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ~~Why are they called apart'ments when they are all stuck together? ~~If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ~~ |
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Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
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