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Apprehended 01-04-2009 10:27 AM
All about cellulite and the person
 
Thought this might be a good opportunity here in the beginning of a new year to talk about Cellulite. Yes maam, you KNOW what I'm talking about, especially the deep dimpled kind. I thought this might be a good place for all you ladies to express your frustrations, anger along with some helpful remedies for that condition. You also might want to quote some snide remarks from your spouses, what your retort was and how you intend to handle it the NEXT time he or anyone makes a comment about it...

For some of you macho calf-roping wranglers out in forum land that might not know what it is, here is the definition:

cel⋅lu⋅lite   Spelled Pronunciation [sel-yuh-lahyt, -leet]

–noun (not in technical use) lumpy fat deposits, esp. in the thighs and buttocks.

Origin:
1970–75; < F: formation of fatty deposits under the skin, orig., cellulitis, equiv. to cellule cell (see cellule ) + -ite -itis, taken in E as -ite 1

Ladies, here is your opportunity to let your hurts, angers, intentions, stories of past fights with spouses and your deepest feelings be known. Be assured ladies, I am here for you girls. I'm on your side.

Incidently, why do I feel like I might be the object of a great deal of wrath...it is an creepy feeling that I cannot account for.

AmericanAngel 01-04-2009 10:36 AM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
:reaction

:runhills

:club

:pullhair

:hurtyou

rgcraig 01-04-2009 10:39 AM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Maybe it's genetic, but I don't have any.............

Pressing-On 01-04-2009 10:47 AM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Let's talk about balding, widow's peaks and paunches while we are at it - just to be fair to all the ladies, ya know. :hypercoffee

Apprehended 01-04-2009 10:52 AM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
btw, no lying permitted. Remember God sees you.

Would there be one lost cellulite laden soul here today that would signal by the uplifted hand, "y'all pray for me, I have cellulite?"

Yes, I see that hand. God sees it. Would there be another? I feel conviction here right now. Don't refuse that tender tug to obey. There should be one more troubled mind that needs us to pray. Thank you. Yes, I see your hand. Oh my! I think we are having revival here today.

Now, I'm going to ask one last thing. All you ladies that raised your hand, would you please stand so we can pray together. Thank you...all over the the place they are standing. Now just make your way on down the aisle and meet me here at the altar so we can pray together.

Now for the last request, would each of you tell us your name, you age and how many times you've been married? Have your murdered any of your former husbands?

Ron 01-04-2009 10:59 AM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 672943)
Let's talk about balding, widow's peaks and paunches while we are at it - just to be fair to all the ladies, ya know. :hypercoffee
Those are called "Love Handles!":hypercoffee

Pressing-On 01-04-2009 11:00 AM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron (Post 672947)
Those are called "Love Handles!":hypercoffee
:toofunny

I have no comment. :toofunny

Apprehended 01-04-2009 11:11 AM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 672943)
Let's talk about balding, widow's peaks and paunches while we are at it - just to be fair to all the ladies, ya know. :hypercoffee
What's a widow's peak? I never heard of it? Is it catagious? Does it make widows?

Pressing-On 01-04-2009 11:12 AM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Apprehended (Post 672959)
What's a widow's peak? I never heard of it? Is it catagious? Does it make widows?
I'm sure we would love him anyway regardless of the definition? Don't ya think? :D

rgcraig 01-04-2009 11:23 AM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Apprehended (Post 672959)
What's a widow's peak? I never heard of it? Is it catagious? Does it make widows?
She could call it what it really is ......... receeding hairline!

Apprehended 01-04-2009 11:28 AM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 672972)
She could call it what it really is ......... receeding hairline!
Oh! Yes, I've seen that before.

I'm not old enough for that yet. I'm only 68.

Ron 01-04-2009 11:29 AM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 672972)
She could call it what it really is ......... receeding hairline!
Mine is Salt & Pepper, soon it will just be Salt!:hypercoffee

Fiyahstarter 01-04-2009 12:18 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
I refuse to participate in this thread as I am in denial of all of these things.

Neck 01-04-2009 12:22 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 672943)
Let's talk about balding, widow's peaks and paunches while we are at it - just to be fair to all the ladies, ya know. :hypercoffee
In 2006 I went from 255 lbs to 173.

I was doing 1500 sit-ups a day.

I lifted weights and did treadmill another 45 minutes per day.

I literally worked out for 365 days straight.

During that time I did not each one piece of bread, no candy and only drank water.

I went from a size 10 shoe to a size 9.

I went from 5'10" to 5'11".

I had a complete 6 pack and my hair had a shinny texture to it.

My fingernails grew faster and shinner.

Without drinking soda my teeth were cleaner and did not hirt.

I had better breath and never had a stomach cramp or pain.

I could think faster and did not snore near as much after losing the weight.

When you only drink water your body will process food much better.

The acid in the soda changes the PH in the stomach and causes us to lose the pulling of the vitamins in our food.

It breaks down the food before it can reach the intestines and work...

I did fall of the wagon a bit and back up to 205.

I did not go on any advertised diet.

It was a life style and I felt and looked great...

Here is a picture of me July 2006 at about 180lbs and a picture this summer at 205 lbs.

I wore a medium shirt size.

Now I am back up to a XL.

I had a 31 inch waste and now I have a 38 inch waste.

I wore a size 38 suit now I wear a size 44 again.

There is a big difference.

Time to get back into the lifestyle...

In all of this my wife started to work out and had a great glow about her...

At 43 she is still awesome!


http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...nnJuly2006.jpg

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...summer2008.jpg

Cindy 01-04-2009 12:23 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Apprehended (Post 672945)
btw, no lying permitted. Remember God sees you.

Would there be one lost cellulite laden soul here today that would signal by the uplifted hand, "y'all pray for me, I have cellulite?"

Yes, I see that hand. God sees it. Would there be another? I feel conviction here right now. Don't refuse that tender tug to obey. There should be one more troubled mind that needs us to pray. Thank you. Yes, I see your hand. Oh my! I think we are having revival here today.

Now, I'm going to ask one last thing. All you ladies that raised your hand, would you please stand so we can pray together. Thank you...all over the the place they are standing. Now just make your way on down the aisle and meet me here at the altar so we can pray together.

Now for the last request, would each of you tell us your name, you age and how many times you've been married? Have your murdered any of your former husbands?
:girlpopcorn

Cindy 01-04-2009 12:27 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neck (Post 672998)
In 2006 I went from 255 lbs to 173.

I was doing 1500 sit-ups a day.

I lifted weights and did treadmill another 45 minutes per day.

I literally worked out for 365 days straight.

During that time I did not each one piece of bread, no candy and only drank water.

I went from a size 10 shoe to a size 9.

I went from 5'10" to 5'11".

I had a complete 6 pack and my hair had a shinny texture to it.

My fingernails grew faster and shinner.

Without drinking soda my teeth were cleaner and did not hirt.

I had better breath and never had a stomach cramp or pain.

I could think faster and did not snore near as much after losing the weight.

When you only drink water your body will process food much better.

The acid in the soda changes the PH in the stomach and causes us to lose the pulling of the vitamins in our food.

It breaks down the food before it can reach the intestines and work...

I did fall of the wagon a bit and back up to 205.

I did not go on any advertised diet.

It was a life style and I felt and looked great...

Here is a picture of me July 2006 at about 180lbs and a picture this summer at 205 lbs.

I wore a medium shirt size.

Now I am back up to a XL.

I had a 31 inch waste and now I have a 38 inch waste.

I wore a size 38 suit now I wear a size 44 again.

There is a big difference.

Time to get back into the lifestyle...

In all of this my wife started to work out and had a great glow about her...

At 43 she is still awesome!


http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...nnJuly2006.jpg

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...summer2008.jpg
Neck, you are blessed. What a great looking family.

Apprehended 01-04-2009 01:08 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiyahstarter (Post 672997)
I refuse to participate in this thread as I am in denial of all of these things.
Don't be.

Confession is good for the soul. Go on and confess. I promise to cast it behind me into the sea of forgetfulness.

You will feel cleansed with a heavy load lifted off your shoulders.

Would you like to state your name, age, how many times you've been married and for the record have you murdered any of your past husbands?

marthaolivia 01-04-2009 03:41 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Apprehended (Post 672959)
What's a widow's peak? I never heard of it? Is it catagious? Does it make widows?
I've always heard that a widow's peak was when the hair formed a "V" in front. An old wives tale is that a woman was supposedly going to be a widow if she had one.

No, I'm not superstitious and I don't believe it.:heeheehee

Hoovie 01-04-2009 03:49 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Apprehended!! I love this thread! It is something like what I enjoy starting.

:)

Hoovie 01-04-2009 03:50 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Neck, your description of yourself in 2006... WOW! sounds like you were a god or something!

:)

BTW You all are a wonderful picture perfect family!

Kay B 01-04-2009 06:07 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 672943)
Let's talk about balding, widow's peaks and paunches while we are at it - just to be fair to all the ladies, ya know. :hypercoffee
Let's change the subject. How is the weather there in TX? here in south east (Hoonah) AK we have been having blizzard conditions for 4 days. :coffee2

Ron 01-04-2009 06:22 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neck (Post 672998)
In 2006 I went from 255 lbs to 173.

I was doing 1500 sit-ups a day.

I lifted weights and did treadmill another 45 minutes per day.

I literally worked out for 365 days straight.

During that time I did not each one piece of bread, no candy and only drank water.

I went from a size 10 shoe to a size 9.

I went from 5'10" to 5'11".

I had a complete 6 pack and my hair had a shinny texture to it.

My fingernails grew faster and shinner.

Without drinking soda my teeth were cleaner and did not hirt.

I had better breath and never had a stomach cramp or pain.

I could think faster and did not snore near as much after losing the weight.

When you only drink water your body will process food much better.

The acid in the soda changes the PH in the stomach and causes us to lose the pulling of the vitamins in our food.

It breaks down the food before it can reach the intestines and work...

I did fall of the wagon a bit and back up to 205.

I did not go on any advertised diet.

It was a life style and I felt and looked great...

Here is a picture of me July 2006 at about 180lbs and a picture this summer at 205 lbs.

I wore a medium shirt size.

Now I am back up to a XL.

I had a 31 inch waste and now I have a 38 inch waste.

I wore a size 38 suit now I wear a size 44 again.

There is a big difference.

Time to get back into the lifestyle...

In all of this my wife started to work out and had a great glow about her...

At 43 she is still awesome!


http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...nnJuly2006.jpg

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...summer2008.jpg
At 205 you still look good!
I echo what others have said, you have a beautiful family!

Apprehended 01-04-2009 06:41 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hnhisle (Post 673131)
Let's change the subject. How is the weather there in TX? here in south east (Hoonah) AK we have been having blizzard conditions for 4 days. :coffee2
Is it true that deep dimpled cellulite helps to keep hubby warm on very cold nights? Some guys have all the luck.

Neck 01-04-2009 06:48 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover (Post 673074)
Neck, your description of yourself in 2006... WOW! sounds like you were a god or something!

:)

BTW You all are a wonderful picture perfect family!
Not so sure about being a god.

But I never felt better than that 12 month stretch..

I am going back and doing it again...

The journey starts at 8:00AM on the 5th...

Neck 01-04-2009 06:50 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron (Post 673135)
At 205 you still look good!
I echo what others have said, you have a beautiful family!
Thanks Ron. 205 is OK.

i just felt so much better at 180...

Still praying for you and your family.

God Bless

Hoovie 01-04-2009 06:51 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neck (Post 673141)
Not so sure about being a god.

But I never felt better than that 12 month stretch..

I am going back and doing it again...

The journey starts at 8:00AM on the 5th...
Just messin with ya!

I wish you all the luck in the world!

Apprehended 01-04-2009 06:57 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover (Post 673072)
Apprehended!! I love this thread! It is something like what I enjoy starting.

:)
This is the best I could do in the dumb thread department. However, I doubt if this one will rank anywhere near the top of all the dumb threads.

How many questions do you suppose prompted by this thread that will go something like this, "Honey, don't lie to me but from where you stand, you don't see any cellulite on ME do you? Just be honest. It's ok, you can tell me the truth."

Care to guess how many domestic fights we were able to instigate tonight? :lol:

Kay B 01-04-2009 07:01 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Apprehended (Post 673138)
Is it true that deep dimpled cellulite helps to keep hubby warm on very cold nights? Some guys have all the luck.
:thebunny

Hoovie 01-04-2009 07:37 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Apprehended (Post 673145)
This is the best I could do in the dumb thread department. However, I doubt if this one will rank anywhere near the top of all the dumb threads.

How many questions do you suppose prompted by this thread that will go something like this, "Honey, don't lie to me but from where you stand, you don't see any cellulite on ME do you? Just be honest. It's ok, you can tell me the truth."

Care to guess how many domestic fights we were able to instigate tonight? :lol:
I have absolutely positively NO COMMENT!

Hoovie 01-04-2009 07:38 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hnhisle (Post 673146)
:thebunny
LOL!!

Cindy 01-04-2009 07:45 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
I don't think I have any extra fat sooooooooo, no cellulite. Sorry, wish I could help.

Kay B 01-04-2009 07:50 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 673163)
I don't think I have any extra fat sooooooooo, no cellulite. Sorry, wish I could help.
Would you like a donation? :donuts

Pressing-On 01-04-2009 07:54 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neck (Post 672998)
In 2006 I went from 255 lbs to 173.

I was doing 1500 sit-ups a day.

I lifted weights and did treadmill another 45 minutes per day.

I literally worked out for 365 days straight.

During that time I did not each one piece of bread, no candy and only drank water.

I went from a size 10 shoe to a size 9.

I went from 5'10" to 5'11".

I had a complete 6 pack and my hair had a shinny texture to it.

My fingernails grew faster and shinner.

Without drinking soda my teeth were cleaner and did not hirt.

I had better breath and never had a stomach cramp or pain.

I could think faster and did not snore near as much after losing the weight.

When you only drink water your body will process food much better.

The acid in the soda changes the PH in the stomach and causes us to lose the pulling of the vitamins in our food.

It breaks down the food before it can reach the intestines and work...

I did fall of the wagon a bit and back up to 205.

I did not go on any advertised diet.

It was a life style and I felt and looked great...

Here is a picture of me July 2006 at about 180lbs and a picture this summer at 205 lbs.

I wore a medium shirt size.

Now I am back up to a XL.

I had a 31 inch waste and now I have a 38 inch waste.

I wore a size 38 suit now I wear a size 44 again.

There is a big difference.

Time to get back into the lifestyle...

In all of this my wife started to work out and had a great glow about her...

At 43 she is still awesome!


http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...nnJuly2006.jpg

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t...summer2008.jpg
Your family looks great!

173 and 5'11" is kinda skinny for a guy, Neck. lol I do great exercising for under 30 minutes each day. I don't need more than that. You are right about the soft drinks. Cutting back and eating healthier is the way to go.

I think you would feel and look fine at 190.

Pressing-On 01-04-2009 07:56 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hnhisle (Post 673131)
Let's change the subject. How is the weather there in TX? here in south east (Hoonah) AK we have been having blizzard conditions for 4 days. :coffee2
50 degrees. I'm wearing men's apparel tonight. LOL! My husband calls my PJ bottoms "men's apparel". :toofunny

Pressing-On 01-04-2009 07:56 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hnhisle (Post 673164)
Would you like a donation? :donuts
:toofunny

Sister Alvear 01-04-2009 08:05 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
:donuts the priniciple cause of cellulite...


Is this a standards thread???? Ha....
Is it a sin to have cellulite?

Kay B 01-04-2009 08:20 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 673166)
50 degrees. I'm wearing men's apparel tonight. LOL! My husband calls my PJ bottoms "men's apparel". :toofunny
I have on my flannel PJ's and long housecoat and furry house slippers. got them all at a church rummage sale. ;)

Kay B 01-04-2009 08:22 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Alvear (Post 673176)
:donuts the priniciple cause of cellulite...


Is this a standards thread???? Ha....
Is it a sin to have cellulite?
I have a cell ph and it lite's up when I open it. ;)

Sister Alvear 01-04-2009 08:25 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hnhisle (Post 673192)
I have a cell ph and it lite's up when I open it. ;)
Next sermon...Get that worldly lite of that phone...:koolaid

Sister Alvear 01-04-2009 08:26 PM
Re: All about cellulite and the person
 
I am too tired....my jokes donīt get get funny when Iīm this tired...lol...


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