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Ron 01-04-2009 07:59 PM
Church Today Was Interesting
 
Well our Church went well & we had visitors today. Pastors throat was still sore from his recent sickness & he didn't have much of a voice.
He asked me to speak & there was a good response from everyone & Pastor and everyone said I did good.

There was however, one glitch in the day.
While I was getting ready to close & making a few points, I noticed my son & his sisters giggling & some of the older sisters in the Church giggling & everyone was holding thier noses.

I am still trying to keep my train of thought & not either giggle myself or get distracted by glaring at my son & get off track with the message.
Pastor walked up to him & looked sternly at him, & that settled everything down.

I knew what he did--he passed some Gas!:uhoh
Rotten eggs type.:faint

I had a talk later with him that he needs to go to the bathroom.

Siiiigggggghhhh! This kinda thing never happens to Bro Haney!:nah

Hoovie 01-04-2009 08:03 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Great. Congrats on the Reverend appointment! I did not not know...

Gas in what ever form is valuable IF you can bottle it!

Pressing-On 01-04-2009 08:03 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, huh? :toofunny :bliss

Ron 01-04-2009 08:04 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover (Post 673172)
Great. Congrats on the Reverend appointment! I did not not know...

Gas in what ever form is valuable IF you can bottle it!
Containment is the key word here!:hypercoffee

Ron 01-04-2009 08:04 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 673173)
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, huh? :toofunny :bliss
Have any confessions you want to share?:hypercoffee

Pressing-On 01-04-2009 08:10 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron (Post 673175)
Have any confessions you want to share?:hypercoffee
:toofunny

He's YOUR son!!!! :thumbsup :toofunny

rgcraig 01-04-2009 08:11 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron (Post 673168)
Well our Church went well & we had visitors today. Pastors throat was still sore from his recent sickness & he didn't have much of a voice.
He asked me to speak & there was a good response from everyone & Pastor and everyone said I did good.

There was however, one glitch in the day.
While I was getting ready to close & making a few points, I noticed my son & his sisters giggling & some of the older sisters in the Church giggling & everyone was holding thier noses.

I am still trying to keep my train of thought & not either giggle myself or get distracted by glaring at my son & get off track with the message.
Pastor walked up to him & looked sternly at him, & that settled everything down.

I knew what he did--he passed some Gas!:uhoh
Rotten eggs type.:faint

I had a talk later with him that he needs to go to the bathroom.

Siiiigggggghhhh! This kinda thing never happens to Bro Haney!:nah
So your pastor passed gas? :hypercoffee

Hoovie 01-04-2009 08:12 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 673182)
So your pastor passed gas? :hypercoffee
LOL! I had to read it twice too!

Pressing-On 01-04-2009 08:15 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 673182)
So your pastor passed gas? :hypercoffee
:toofunny

Fiyahstarter 01-04-2009 09:13 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron (Post 673174)
Containment is the key word here!:hypercoffee
Or contaminant...

Scott Hutchinson 01-04-2009 09:23 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Bro.Ron I'm glad you did well with your message, at my church it's the senior citizens that have the gas attacks.

Sam 01-04-2009 09:35 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
The problem is that when you pass gas in church, you have to sit in your own pew.

Since I've sunk this low, I'll add something else.

An elderly couple were sitting together in church.
She leaned over to him and whispered, "I just passed gas silently. What should I do?"
He leaned over to her and said, "Get a hearing aid."

Esther 01-04-2009 09:42 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam (Post 673249)
The problem is that when you pass gas in church, you have to sit in your own pew.

Since I've sunk this low, I'll add something else.

An elderly couple were sitting together in church.
She leaned over to him and whispered, "I just passed gas silently. What should I do?"
He leaned over to her and said, "Get a hearing aid."
lol Oh my!!!!!!!!!

Ron 01-04-2009 09:45 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam (Post 673249)
The problem is that when you pass gas in church, you have to sit in your own pew.

Since I've sunk this low, I'll add something else.

An elderly couple were sitting together in church.
She leaned over to him and whispered, "I just passed gas silently. What should I do?"
He leaned over to her and said, "Get a hearing aid."
:killinme

Ron 01-04-2009 09:45 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 673180)
:toofunny

He's YOUR son!!!! :thumbsup :toofunny
Last time I looked he was.

Ron 01-04-2009 09:46 PM
Re: Church Today Was Interesting
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 673182)
So your pastor passed gas? :hypercoffee
There ya go, reading stuff that ain't there.:hypercoffee


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