If Liberal Oneness Pentecostals Ruled America
 

What would we get? Sometime like Amsterdam?

LOL! it would be grate, we could do anything and go to heaven or Washington DC which ever floats your boat!

also we would not have to get wet as boat floating prevents it and baptism isnt required.

LOL! im inspired...

We would live under the tyriany that everyone would be forced to do what ever they wanted!

The Con's would rise up and start a civil war.

I thought they did that at the last general conference?:happydance

TV advertising rates would be regulated and monitored.
Epley would move to China.
Beards on women Preachers.
TBN would knock off C-Span and be subsidized
New fuel for vehicles, burned hymnals!

LOL!

:toofunny

You guys can not be serious here. I guess it all to which interpretation of Liberal you are mean. I am a pretty liberal pentecostal and I would not stand for most of this stuff. Although, I would think it would be neat to see a women in a beard....oh even better Epley in China.....neat thought. J/K

What about "What if God's INTENDED Oneness Penetcostals Ruled America?" Forget the ditches of left and right. How about what God wanted? lol :p

God wants us to Rule the world...that is why we have the bigger
churches...haha No really God wants us to rule and reign one day we will...Liberals :largehalo and conservatives:grampa

if God were to get involved at that level, he would appoint a moderate.

Not a chance...He prefers a man with a backbone.

moderates have backbones. we have to fight the libs on the left and the cons on the right.

you dont be a moderate unless you got backbones in spades.

LOL! Reminds me of Hitler, fighting wars on two fronts, but when it came down to it he had not a backbone either.

What are you fighting for? The right to play the shifting middle ground?

It's all yours, we'll let you have it.

Or the Liberals would put the Con's to death shouting "Down with truth, Down with Holiness!!"

Al Gore would be crowned King...he would have the Tax Payers paying for his excessive use of un-renewable energy while everyone that is not related to a liberal multimillionaire would have to live in a cave and eat staples generously donated by the benevolent El Presidente (and Spanish would be the official language)

yeah well I am conservative but far from an Ultra Conservative and I think it would be absurd to force anything I believe on anyone else

Then we'll all be Baptist!!!! :slaphappy :slaphappy :slaphappy :slaphappy

Dumb thread.

lol

Uncle Joe Stalin was the greatest liberal preacher too.

ARPH

" A double minded man is unstable in all of his ways." :slaphappy

Actually I think we rule and reign spiritually now. But that is another can of worms. ;)

Anyone who will stand and defend true conviction and what he sees as truth - even though it isn't popular and he suffers ridicule and abuse for it - has backbone. Hello!

:tiphat