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hometown guy 08-04-2009 12:10 PM

Your age by chocolate math
 
Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute ..
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



You should have a three digit number




The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).




The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Chocolate
Calculator.

BrotherEastman 08-04-2009 12:16 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
740, nice trick.

Monkeyman 08-04-2009 02:35 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hometown guy (Post 782911)
Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute ..
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



You should have a three digit number




The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).




The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Chocolate
Calculator.

Spooooooooky! If this was Salem a few years ago, you'd be buuuurned!!!!!!!

Pressing-On 08-04-2009 02:38 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
Wow, I have never been born - 0! LOL!

Monkeyman 08-04-2009 02:42 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 783007)
Wow, I have never been born - 0! LOL!

I think you may have mis-placed your 7 dear. I can help walk you across the street to look for it if you would like.:ursofunny

Pressing-On 08-04-2009 02:44 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkeyman (Post 783010)
I think you may have mis-placed your 7 dear. I can help walk you across the street to look for it if you would like.:ursofunny

I never crave nor do I eat chocolate - sooooo - I've never been born. My last two digits were zero! :toofunny

Monkeyman 08-04-2009 02:46 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 783012)
I never crave nor do I eat chocolate - sooooo - I've never been born. My last two digits were zero! :toofunny

Pssst...someone find her medication.





Heeeeeeeeeee

Pressing-On 08-04-2009 02:50 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkeyman (Post 783015)
Pssst...someone find her medication.





Heeeeeeeeeee

Here's a recipe for Chocolate Tamales my Mexican friend! :thumbsup :toofunny

http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/reci...p?recipeId=752

Rhoni 08-04-2009 02:50 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hometown guy (Post 782911)
Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute ..
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

3


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

6

3. Add 5

11

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

550


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

2308

6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

351



You should have a three digit number




The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).




The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Chocolate
Calculator.

:smack

Monkeyman 08-04-2009 02:55 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 783019)
Here's a recipe for Chocolate Tamales my Mexican friend! :thumbsup :toofunny

http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/reci...p?recipeId=752

Yuuck

Pressing-On 08-04-2009 03:05 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkeyman (Post 783023)
Yuuck

LOL!

All the ingredients sound like it would probably be good for someone that likes sweets. I would use extra-virgin coconut oil instead of the non-hydrogenated vegetable spread. Would probably give it a better flavor.

Pressing-On 08-04-2009 03:09 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
This is a healthy chocolate if you are craving it. You can purchase it at Whole Foods. It's very sweet!!!

http://www.wildernessfamilynaturals....p_16oz_med.jpg
http://www.wildernessfamilynaturals...._label_med.jpg

Neubill 08-04-2009 04:30 PM

Re: Your age by chocolate math
 
I was born in the Hebrew year 5725. This makes my answer -2817. This is very worrisome...

Guess I'll go eat some dark chocolate and call it a day!


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