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Ferd 08-10-2009 12:36 PM
My new cuss word
 
I dont cuss as a general rule, however there are times where simply put there is no other way to express an emotion.

so after long thought and careful consideration, I have come up with a word that will function as my one and only cuss word. It allows the propper expression without causing me to sin.

It is a word that everyone will recognize as conveying the proper derision for what ever situation requires such.

It is vile enough that most right thinking people will understand the depth of disgust I feel when I say it.

the word is


Pelosi!

what a horrible miserable word.

Oh Pelosi!
That is just a stinking pile of Pelosi
go to Pelosi!

see, no sin, clear communiation and clearly vulgar!

Be blessed!

Monterrey 08-10-2009 12:37 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
That is "CRACKY"!



M.

tstew 08-10-2009 12:39 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 785985)
I dont cuss as a general rule, however there are times where simply put there is no other way to express an emotion.

so after long thought and careful consideration, I have come up with a word that will function as my one and only cuss word. It allows the propper expression without causing me to sin.

It is a word that everyone will recognize as conveying the proper derision for what ever situation requires such.

It is vile enough that most right thinking people will understand the depth of disgust I feel when I say it.

the word is


Pelosi!

what a horrible miserable word.

Oh Pelosi!
That is just a stinking pile of Pelosi
go to Pelosi!

see, no sin, clear communiation and clearly vulgar!

Be blessed!
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Ferd, for some reason, before I even read this I knew it was going to be a person's name (of course a Dem) I had it narrowed down to three people, but I missed her name. Oh well, what the Pelosi, it was fun playing.

Ferd 08-10-2009 12:50 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tstew (Post 785990)
:ursofunny:ursofunny
Ferd, for some reason, before I even read this I knew it was going to be a person's name (of course a Dem) I had it narrowed down to three people, but I missed her name. Oh well, what the Pelosi, it was fun playing.
Ha! glad I could fool ya! honestly this thing beats all others hands down in the "I am a cuss word" catagory!

Ferd 08-10-2009 12:51 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .


The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.

n david 08-10-2009 01:13 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 786001)
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .


The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.
:ursofunny Too funny

rgcraig 08-10-2009 01:58 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Ferd,

So nice to have you back! Now, what the Pelosi are you talking about?

John Atkinson 08-10-2009 02:03 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Oh Pelosi to Reid.

Ferd 08-10-2009 02:06 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 786074)
Ferd,

So nice to have you back! Now, what the Pelosi are you talking about?
I think you got it.

Ferd 08-10-2009 02:20 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Atkinson (Post 786080)
Oh Pelosi to Reid.
You know, I sure would like to see someone knock the Pelosi outta Reed!

rgcraig 08-10-2009 02:21 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
1Corinth2v4,

And would it have been much better to have sent that message via PM so he could handle it instead of posting it for all to see?

1Corinth2v4 08-10-2009 02:24 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 786094)
1Corinth2v4,

And would it have been much better to have sent that message via PM so he could handle it instead of posting it for all to see?
Sorry Rgcraig.....I was shocked......not sure whether he/she did it intentionally.

rgcraig 08-10-2009 02:27 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1Corinth2v4 (Post 786097)
Sorry Rgcraig.....I was shocked......not sure whether he/she did it intentionally.
Sam is probably unaware - send him a PM so that he will be in the know.

coadie 08-10-2009 02:27 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 786001)
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .


The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.
EEEWWWWWW
It is gross thinking of wiping your hands on your shirt after that.

Tina 08-10-2009 05:22 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 785985)
I dont cuss as a general rule, however there are times where simply put there is no other way to express an emotion.

so after long thought and careful consideration, I have come up with a word that will function as my one and only cuss word. It allows the propper expression without causing me to sin.

It is a word that everyone will recognize as conveying the proper derision for what ever situation requires such.

It is vile enough that most right thinking people will understand the depth of disgust I feel when I say it.

the word is


Pelosi!

what a horrible miserable word.

Oh Pelosi!
That is just a stinking pile of Pelosi
go to Pelosi!

see, no sin, clear communiation and clearly vulgar!

Be blessed!
:lol

Dora 08-10-2009 05:50 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
HA! LOVE IT!!!

My favorite cuss word is "DURN!"

The Mrs 08-10-2009 08:23 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
I have a friend who likes to use "Fadoodle!" :heeheehee

commonsense 08-10-2009 09:29 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Ferd, great use for that name......

I agree with your sentiments re Pelosi!

Dora 08-10-2009 11:01 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
FERD! I "borrowed" your cuss word and posted it on FB! It's a HIT! I gave you proper credit!!! HILARIOUS!!! HA!!!

Irreligious 08-10-2009 11:44 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 785985)
I dont cuss as a general rule, however there are times where simply put there is no other way to express an emotion.

so after long thought and careful consideration, I have come up with a word that will function as my one and only cuss word. It allows the propper expression without causing me to sin.

It is a word that everyone will recognize as conveying the proper derision for what ever situation requires such.

It is vile enough that most right thinking people will understand the depth of disgust I feel when I say it.

the word is


Pelosi!

what a horrible miserable word.

Oh Pelosi!
That is just a stinking pile of Pelosi
go to Pelosi!

see, no sin, clear communiation and clearly vulgar!

Be blessed!


What's wrong with Nancy Pelosi? Isn't she one of our leaders we're supposed to pray for? I'm serious.

Irreligious 08-10-2009 11:45 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 786001)
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .


The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.


WHAT?????? Am I really reading this??? You can't be serious. Hold her underwater?

This is why political liberals hate Christians.

I still can't believe I read that.

Irreligious 08-10-2009 11:52 PM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 786001)
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .


The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.

I just read this to my family...just to see if I was overreacting. My wife and my teenager both threw their hands to their mouths and gasped loudly.

Am I the only one messed up about this? I looked and there's no other outrage. Maybe I'm from a different planet, but "durn" that's not funny at all. I can't believe it.

Dora 08-11-2009 04:28 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Can't get on board with the holding her underwater thing...that's taking things a little too far.

John Atkinson 08-11-2009 06:32 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 786001)
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .


The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.
Too funny. I liked it Ferd.

mizpeh 08-11-2009 07:22 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Irreligious (Post 786340)
I just read this to my family...just to see if I was overreacting. My wife and my teenager both threw their hands to their mouths and gasped loudly.

Am I the only one messed up about this? I looked and there's no other outrage. Maybe I'm from a different planet, but "durn" that's not funny at all. I can't believe it.
Ferd is using figurative language. It's her policies that he would like to see drowned. :overhead

Ferd would NEVER try to literally hold someone under water....

Tina 08-11-2009 07:37 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Irreligious (Post 786338)
What's wrong with Nancy Pelosi? Isn't she one of our leaders we're supposed to pray for? I'm serious.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Irreligious (Post 786339)
WHAT?????? Am I really reading this??? You can't be serious. Hold her underwater?

This is why political liberals hate Christians.

I still can't believe I read that.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Irreligious (Post 786340)
I just read this to my family...just to see if I was overreacting. My wife and my teenager both threw their hands to their mouths and gasped loudly.

Am I the only one messed up about this? I looked and there's no other outrage. Maybe I'm from a different planet, but "durn" that's not funny at all. I can't believe it.
This thread was meant as a JOKE. That happens around here sometimes. Yes, we realize some people find things funny that other people don't find funny-- but there's no need for an over-reaction. Participation in public forums requires the ability to learn to overlook some things you don't agree with, and just move on rather than try to start something over every post you don't agree with. I'm serious. :)

Quote:
Originally Posted by mizpeh (Post 786370)
Ferd is using figurative language. It's her policies that he would like to see drowned. :overhead

Ferd would NEVER try to literally hold someone under water....
No, he would never try to hold her under water.... (Irreligious, that was also a copied and pasted JOKE from elsewhere on the net, not his own personal thoughts) Ferd would only grab her ponytail and give it a good yank....... :D

Ferd 08-11-2009 08:41 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
LOL! did you not read the words "stress management technique" and "picture yourself"

it is about imagination....

Nobody here (me included) wants to do actual physical harm to Nancy Pelosi....Or anyone else for that matter (well Hugo Chaves and that mad man from Iran maybe)....

how silly.


Irreligious, your outrage is full of Pelosi.

Ferd 08-11-2009 08:41 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
I dont suppose anyone has ever quipped that a person needed to be baptized until they stop bubbling?

as a joke?

Ferd 08-11-2009 08:52 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Irreligious (Post 786339)
WHAT?????? Am I really reading this??? You can't be serious. Hold her underwater?

This is why political liberals hate Christians.

I still can't believe I read that.
I’ve addressed the other stuff indirectly but let me say in direct response to the above in bold.


I don’t give a nancy pelosi what a liberal thinks about me, either as a Christian or as just an American. Nancy Pelosi doesn’t even think I am an American according to that drivel she wrote this weekend.

No I don’t want to hurt her. No I really don’t want anyone else to harm her in any way. But if you think I would lose sleep over her being completely and totally disgraced politically you have another think coming.

I wish utter failure on her in every single thing she sets her hand to. I hope she finds ruin and misery in all aspect of her life...politically speaking of course.

Because she is a Stalinist/Maoist/Hitlieresk Neo-Fascist-Communist. Meaning she is a blend of these two despicable and utter reprehensible political views.

And if you don’t think she would use Gestapo/KGB tactic to get her what she wants if she felt she could get away with it, you are a mind binding Pelosite!

How about you send this post the White House so they can put me on a watch list? They are doing that you now you know.

Snort!

Have a nice day and may God bless your heart.

MarcBee 08-11-2009 09:05 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 786001)
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .


The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

For the alarmed among us, since all the above is just a fantasy, and a fleeting vision, #7 need not be anything violent unless you assume such. Nancy was merely getting BAPTIZED by a zealous JN preacher. There.

An expansion of this fantasy would make a good video game, named
"HOLY PELOSI!",
where you (player 1) are a preacher, and you try to bring her to the secluded stream for baptism. After baptism, she goes back to congress, but nothing good happens, so you have to start over with repentance, then "baptizing" again until something takes. After enough levels attained, Nancy speaks in tongues, but it's hard to tell.

In "HOLY PELOSI II, THE FRUIT RIPENS,"
she actually dies (at level 5) but it's not your fault.

Marcbee
:usa

(Actually not a gaming fan--never even tried a game controller stick.)

John Atkinson 08-11-2009 09:11 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 786423)
I’ve addressed the other stuff indirectly but let me say in direct response to the above in bold.


I don’t give a nancy pelosi what a liberal thinks about me, either as a Christian or as just an American. Nancy Pelosi doesn’t even think I am an American according to that drivel she wrote this weekend.

No I don’t want to hurt her. No I really don’t want anyone else to harm her in any way. But if you think I would lose sleep over her being completely and totally disgraced politically you have another think coming.

I wish utter failure on her in every single thing she sets her hand to. I hope she finds ruin and misery in all aspect of her life...politically speaking of course.

Because she is a Stalinist/Maoist/Hitlieresk Neo-Fascist-Communist. Meaning she is a blend of these two despicable and utter reprehensible political views.

And if you don’t think she would use Gestapo/KGB tactic to get her what she wants if she felt she could get away with it, you are a mind binding Pelosite!

How about you send this post the White House so they can put me on a watch list? They are doing that you now you know.

Snort!

Have a nice day and may God bless your heart.
I agree. She is the best reason I can think of for keeping Barry and Joe safe and sound.

May your wishes come true....

Ferd 08-11-2009 09:18 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Atkinson (Post 786437)
I agree. She is the best reason I can think of for keeping Barry and Joe safe and sound.

May your wishes come true....

Amem to all the above!

Irreligious 08-11-2009 09:24 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tina (Post 786373)
This thread was meant as a JOKE. That happens around here sometimes. Yes, we realize some people find things funny that other people don't find funny-- but there's no need for an over-reaction. Participation in public forums requires the ability to learn to overlook some things you don't agree with, and just move on rather than try to start something over every post you don't agree with. I'm serious. :)

No, he would never try to hold her under water.... (Irreligious, that was also a copied and pasted JOKE from elsewhere on the net, not his own personal thoughts) Ferd would only grab her ponytail and give it a good yank....... :D


Oh come on, people. I was joking about being upset. Y'all didn't understand that? It was just a big joke!

Tina, I overlook a ton of things I disagree with. These days I'm even passing over the "all trinitarians are going to hell" remarks I see. But it's hard to laugh at a joke about drowning someone and it's hard to overlook. I'm sure it's no fun to see me jump in the middle of a laugh-fest and spoil the fun. But someone has to be a voice crying in the wilderness and I will be (poor ole me) so y'all can go ahead and hit me with your best shots.

I once stood on the fourth tee box of a golf course and a UPC pastor asked, "Hey, do you like _______ jokes?" The word in the blank is the ultimate racist word that I'm sure our president has heard many times.

But since that fellow was joking, I guess it's ok.

Irreligious 08-11-2009 09:34 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 786423)
I’ve addressed the other stuff indirectly but let me say in direct response to the above in bold.


I don’t give a nancy pelosi what a liberal thinks about me, either as a Christian or as just an American. Nancy Pelosi doesn’t even think I am an American according to that drivel she wrote this weekend.

No I don’t want to hurt her. No I really don’t want anyone else to harm her in any way. But if you think I would lose sleep over her being completely and totally disgraced politically you have another think coming.

I wish utter failure on her in every single thing she sets her hand to. I hope she finds ruin and misery in all aspect of her life...politically speaking of course.

Because she is a Stalinist/Maoist/Hitlieresk Neo-Fascist-Communist. Meaning she is a blend of these two despicable and utter reprehensible political views.

And if you don’t think she would use Gestapo/KGB tactic to get her what she wants if she felt she could get away with it, you are a mind binding Pelosite!

How about you send this post the White House so they can put me on a watch list? They are doing that you now you know.

Snort!

Have a nice day and may God bless your heart.


I am an EXTREMELY seeker-sensitive person, pastor, and Christ-follower. I very much DO give a Ferd what political liberals think of me. And most likely this would be one of the reasons the seeker-sensitive church I have the honor of pastoring has MANY political liberals listening to the gospel on Sundays. Unfortunately, the Christian Community has mostly set up political blockades around the gospel and statistically, we're reaching almost zero political liberals

As far as all your Stalinist accusations.....there is a Bible remedy and you probably know it well. I Timothy 2:2.

After spending 30 minutes praying for Nancy Pelosi, I don't think you'd be able to joke about drowning her.

Irreligious 08-11-2009 09:44 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferd (Post 786423)
I’ve addressed the other stuff indirectly but let me say in direct response to the above in bold.


I don’t give a nancy pelosi what a liberal thinks about me, either as a Christian or as just an American. Nancy Pelosi doesn’t even think I am an American according to that drivel she wrote this weekend.

No I don’t want to hurt her. No I really don’t want anyone else to harm her in any way. But if you think I would lose sleep over her being completely and totally disgraced politically you have another think coming.

I wish utter failure on her in every single thing she sets her hand to. I hope she finds ruin and misery in all aspect of her life...politically speaking of course.

Because she is a Stalinist/Maoist/Hitlieresk Neo-Fascist-Communist. Meaning she is a blend of these two despicable and utter reprehensible political views.

And if you don’t think she would use Gestapo/KGB tactic to get her what she wants if she felt she could get away with it, you are a mind binding Pelosite!

How about you send this post the White House so they can put me on a watch list? They are doing that you now you know.

Snort!

Have a nice day and may God bless your heart.


I would suggest that the most beneficial thing our government could ever do for the church is to make Christianity illegal. Why? Well, the most successful periods of time in Christian history has been when it was opposed the most. Polycarp didn't scream against the government....he gave his life for Christ. Same for Steven, Paul, Peter, on and on.

Where is Christianity the most successful in our world today? China.

If we want REAL revival, maybe we should change all our petition drives and bumper stickers and ask Ms. Pelosi to introduce a bill that would outlaw The Church. Y'all are praying for revival, right?


And can I just add....typing on this forum is very therapeutic at the moment, so I appreciate you all for getting me worked up. It's been very distracting! ; )

Ferd 08-11-2009 11:18 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Mr Not religious, let me splain a few things to you

First you may be a pastor but you aint my pastor so stop peaching at me.
Second, you're a troll.
Third, I respect your right to be a troll.
Also, in the first place I call Pelosi on everything youve said.

Ferd 08-11-2009 11:19 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Oh yea, and there are only 2 things I pray for every day.

An LSU victory and Nick Saben to break his leg!

Ferd 08-11-2009 11:21 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
and one more thing. if you want to be a voice crying in the wilderness, I know a great spot in the middle of South Louisiana where you can go and cry all you want.

the aligators and cotton mouths I am sure would love your company.

John Atkinson 08-11-2009 11:27 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
How's the Lortab treating you Bro? :thumbsup

Tina 08-11-2009 11:30 AM
Re: My new cuss word
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Atkinson (Post 786538)
How's the Lortab treating you Bro? :thumbsup

:spit


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