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People I Can Do Without!
Okay, gotta hand it to Deacon Blues again - - he's just so creative!
Let's make this thread a continuation of his FB post. Come up with your own funnies!! People I can do without: altar workers w bad breath clean shaven panhandlers in a polo shirt & Bermuda shorts airport security who greet you w "Allah Akbar!" butchers with flies on their bloody aprons any young man who one day will ask me to date my daughter the man who wrote the ad jingle for the "Good Feet Store" people with fish magnets on their vehicle who cut you off in traffic |
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Someone dressed better than me with designer everything on paying for their groceries with food stamps, then get in their Escalade!
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More of Deacon's:
a waitress w an open sore on her hand women who say "Hello!" & wink at the same time men who leave their shirt unbuttoned revealing tufts of chest hair people who tell me their local community is the "_____ ...Capital of the World" 400 lb preachers who rail on ppl about self denial anyone who seriously calls me "doc" Caucasian ppl who order their food in Spanish at a Tex-Mex restaurant an airline pilot wearing 2 different shoes a brain surgeon w "Born to Lose" tattoo on his hand a man in a hospital gown directing traffic a dentist w blood in his hair a 55 year old man who says "Wassup?" ppl who know the 3rd verse to "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" any lawyer who refers to the police as "the federales" |
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People who can tell you all about marriage and have never been married!
People who can tell you all about raising children and have never had one child! People who can tell you all about them Pentecostals but have never darkened a Pentecostal/Apostolic church door! Also people who can tell you all about any place, or any experience, when they themselves have never been there. Hugs, Falla39 |
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People that have an holier than thou attitude...
people that come to the mission field and tell you how to be a missionary... people that run down others... shall I continue... |
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People who don't yet have teenagers judging parents of teenagers.
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Strangers on the plane who want to tell me about their bowel movements.
Anyone who uses the word "Jesus" more than 300 times in a two minute conversation. Women swinging their hair while singing "I'm a pentecostal." |
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Preacher that preaches against my silver Movado watch or any type of silver, while the preacher is wearing silver eye-glass frames and a silver belt-buckle.
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People who don't use spell check.
People who confuse being honest and being rude. People who complain. People who laugh a little too long. People who confuse their opinion with fact. People who trash Hollywood but follow professional sports and think there's a difference. People who try to show tough love by setting me straight when they think I need it. People who wish we were back in the good 'ol 1950s. People who think their experience applies to everyone. |
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People at the altar who seem to think they can spit and shake the Holy Ghost into someone.
People, like, you know, who can't, like, you know, like, finish a sentence, you know, without saying, like or you know, 4-5 times, you know. |
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people whose most vocal opinion is that other people are too opinionated
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people who are pretty sure what you were going to say and interrupt often
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People who whine. :bigbaby
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people who want an Apostolic title without an Apostolic experience and lifestyle
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people who use smilies when they post in attempts to soften their pathetic jabs at others
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people who won't correct their children at a public restaurant
people who let their babies cry in a public restaurant |
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the customer service personnel who say "can I help you?" and then refuse to help when I ask for their money
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I love everybody.
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Altar workers, period. First you preach against guys having beards and then complain when a beggar shaves. I wanted a daughter so badly but I would never survive the dating process. Fish magnets, period. |
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A) People who make sure they have that 10+ second following distance between them and the car ahead of them.
B) People (usually the same as A) who also match speeds with a person in the next lane thereby insuring that you can't pass. C) People (usually the same as group A and B) who also speed up when you finally ARE able to pass them. D) People who brag about how they reach a destination just as fast or faster then the person who is constantly trying to pass them -by not letting the person behind them reach it first. Always those in Group A, B, and C. |
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People who preface what they write with, "No disrespect intended, but..."
--due to being unwilling to take the heat for what they really want to say, or (in a few cases) because they don't know how to write respectfully. :usa |
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TOTALLY!!! "With all due respect..." Can't stand that. |
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I love to read DB's status updates on FB. Gotta love him!
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People who think it's important to pray LOUD in crowded restaurants.
People who speak in tongues as if it was a stamp of approval on their impromptu eruption of "worship". People who scream, "I can't hear you!!" at 140 decibels. People. Yeah... People in general reek. I think I will get me a good dog. |
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People who can't count. You can tell who they are by looking at their shopping carts in the express line!
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People whom won't discipline their children when they are acting up
in someone else's home., or in public (without abusing them, that is) . People whom "pinch" their kids in public or worse, cuss at them, to prove how 'macho' or 'boss in charge' they are. *shuddering* People with dogs (endowed with the gift of nonstop barking, lol ) whom wont do a thing about it bothering the neighbors. People whom STARE at you with no apparent reason. *short version list* :D |
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For me... most people period, but especially the ones who yak and yak and never shut up. |
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Anyone who is cheerful before noon. :D
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People who give you their complete medical history when you ask how they are doing!
People who are nice to you face to face, but you know talk about you behind your back. People who cancel an out-of-your-way meeting, and don't call you to let you know! The jerks who moves thru the stop sign before you, even though you were there first! People who try to carry on a petty conversation with me while I'm watching an important football game! |
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People who tell a department leader at church - "If there's anything I can do to help out in your dept, just let me know... I'll be glad to help."
Then when you actually DO ask them to do a tiny thing to help-- they won't follow through. |
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