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Funny things said in the political world
Please post the things you run across that strike you as humorous. I love reading them! At the outset, I will admit that I have a dark side to my sense of humor, which is a warning and not an apology! :D
My first contribution to this thread: Michael Moore should love American capitalism. Where else can a fat idiot become a millionaire without taking a shower? - Michael S. Adams |
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How is my desire to impeach President Obama more hateful than your desire to abort your own child? Unlike you, I've already waited nine months. - Mike Adams
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"Under our new health plan you will still be allowed to have sex with your wife, keep your dog outside, and spank your children. Despite all the rumors at Fox News you'll still have some control over your life." Barack Obama. - Mike Adams
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The republic lives, despite rumors of its death. I know this because I still have my assault rifle. - Robert Owens
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Today's liberal logic: The government mis-handled the Swine Flu vaccines. Therefore, it should be given a second chance - this time to control the entire health care system. - Mike Adams
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Obama's most significant accomplish? Re-awaking the conservative movement.
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Breaking news from Michael Kepler: ObamaCare Rushed To The Emergency Room...Listed In Critical Condition After Slip And Fall In New Jersey...Put On Life Support. - Eric Farris
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The biggest loser was President Obama, who campaigned tirelessly for Corzine, even giving up golf on several occasions and skipping a quarter-million-dollar "date night" with Michelle to stump for the Democrat. - Ann Coulter
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"I promise .........................." ~all
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here are few quotes that have cracked me up:
"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." --Joe Biden "Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change." --Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008 ---Presidential candidate Barack Obama ''Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'' —Presidential candidate George W. Bush, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 "I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself. I don't expect to be a great communicator, I don't expect to set up my own blog, but I am becoming computer literate to the point where I can get the information that I need." --New York Times interview, July 13, 2008 - - - - John McCain I think politicians are America's best comics |
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Glad to see you are back, Scotty!!!! :thumbsup |
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I think that is why I love politics so much - it's good for a laugh every single day of my life!!! I find something to laugh about every day!!! I love it!!! :toofunny |
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President who sealed his college transcripts blabs about daughter Malia’s test scores. - Michelle Malkin
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the media is nothing more than a bunch of nattering nabobs of negativity - vice president agnew
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Obama has less coattail to hang on to than a naked midget. - Dennis Miller
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Gov. Tim Pawlenty, criticizing Democrats for their efforts on health care during the Iowa state fair: "They should be focused like a laser on jobs, not acting like a manure spreader in a wind storm."
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Inasmuch as Maj. Hasan had never been deployed overseas, much less seen combat, liberals seem to have discovered the first recorded case of "pre-traumatic stress syndrome." - Ann Coulter
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I suppose we should be relieved that liberals weren't claiming Hasan snapped because of the dimming prospects for a health care bill by the end of the year. - Ann Coulter
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Just a few considerations in addition to previous remarks about the explosion of the East Anglia Climategate e-mails in America. The reaction is growing exponentially there. Fox News, Barack Obama’s Nemesis, is now on the case, trampling all over Al Gore’s organic vegetable patch and breaking the White House windows. — George Warner (Telegraph UK)
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Since then we also learned that Hasan gave a medical lecture on beheading infidels and pouring burning oil down their throats (unfortunately not covered under the Senate health care bill). - Ann Coulter
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Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very Internet you invented. OH. OH the irony. — John Stewart (The Daily Show)..
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Napalitano Announces Underwear Czar - Promises Czar Will Keep Them Fully 'Briefed' On Terrorist Airplane Bombers. - Mark Steyn
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I thought Steyn said it was Incompetano.....
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You ain't listening? Turncoat! LOL! |
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I read enough stuff without having to listen to it as well. LOL! |
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Mike Adams, again. lol
"I support late term abortion. But only for congressmen who have served more than three terms in office." :thumbsup :toofunny "Sure, I support gun conrol. I think the guns in the Wizard locker room should be confiscated and put in the homes of Danish cartoonists." (emphasis mine) Hilarious! LOL! |
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Had to post this here. Hysterical!!!
"So I went to the Coakley DEFEAT "party", took a Waterford centerpiece off the table, enjoyed myself collecting all their tears, then used them to waterboard John Kerry into admitting that he lied about our troops back in Vietnam- cuz that's how I roll." :toofunny :toofunny |
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