Got Dementia?
 

Test for Dementia
B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:

Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . !
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right...
....Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!





PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

You are so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just when I get to thinking I have a little bit of intelligence, something comes along to pull the rug out from under me!!!!!!!!!!

:toofunny

:banghead Blast! Blitzed past the first question and then crashed and burned on the rest. *sigh*

I got them all correct!!! hahahahahaha!!!!

Smartyskirts :rolleyes: :p
hehehehe

I totally blew it. So, I had to make myself feel better by getting some folks to join me. :D

...Me too:happydance

ILG~

I'm hormonally challenge at this point in my life~:ignore :woohoo :banghead

Smartyskirts...LOL!

Yes, I am a skirt wearer..........on Sundays.......Wednesdays........when I meet liberal internet friends.......:D

Did I get any of them right? Yes, I didn't! :happydance

It depends.


Do you walk to school or take your lunch?

I don't wear Depends and I've never walked to school or brought a lunch.

Maybe, but which would you rather do or go fishing?

Yep. You have dementia. :slaphappy

Yes, I don't!!!!

Is that you or your sister?

You mean you wear Serenity pads, are lazy, and eat a big breakfast?

No, it is!

I get my undergarments at the mall :winkgrin . We were not allowed to walk to school or eat in the school cafeteria. Don't ask about the cafeteria. You wouldn't want to know!

:D

I was just trying to be like some on here. You know, when one claims they don't follow traditional standards means that they go to church in halter tops and short shorts!

No, they instead golf in shorts while bemoaning others who do the same thing....