What to expect when Liberal nut jobs rule America
 

Singer Sheryl Crow, fresh from a confrontation with Karl Rove at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, has some unique ideas about saving the planet from "global warming."


In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.



http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/ar...TICLE_ID=55342

There are further quotes by her about this on the web today. She speifically suggestede everyone could do with just one square of toilet paper except in those "pesky" situations where you might need three!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al Gore Invents the Toilet Cam!
 

Al Gore will have to invent the toilet cam linked to your enviropolice department so they can arrest you for wiping with more than one square :ursofunny

Perhaps Hillary can incorporate this toilet paper rationing into her National Healthcare program.

With all of the money we save in toilet paper Hillary can tax us more to pay for all of the illegal aliens medical care and that of the folks too lazy to work!!

For what the dollar is worth maybe we can all wipe with green backs?

Today Rush suggested everybody use the New York Times.

lol

there is no such thing as a conservitive who wants people to use ONE SQUARE of tolet paper.


no. liberal nut jobs are the only ones that nuts.

there is stupid then there is liberal nut job stupid.

SC is liberal nut job stupid.

If God ever came close to sanctioning a divorce, it was Lance and this idiot.

I had a school teacher that made her family use rags that she washed and resued. eeek!



but really all the wackos who actually get to talk and say stupid stuff that is reapeated nationally are liberals.

us conservitives keep our freaks locked up.

I read that and mentioned that maybe we could all use our right hands for shaking and left hands for private business, like in some countries. We wouldn't need TP at all then!:killinme

You've GOT to be kidding!!! :uhoh

ONE square???

Who are they trying to kid??? :doh












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too funny for words-------------
I think I agree with Ferd's words of wisdom.
Yes there are nuts in both camps, but the cons know when to just think something stupid and not voice it!

I'm all for good stewardship and not wasting our resources and recycling when it's practical..........but when they try to dictate the privacy of my bathroom, I draw the line-------------------stay out! :bath

I wouldn't shake her hand with a 10 foot pole!

One square would not even remotely cover my..., well never mind.
NI

You know she allows her songs to be used to advertise Subaru SUV's.

And we care about this becaaauuusseeee....... ??? :dunno :dunno :dunno

:hurtyou

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"Professing to be wise they became fools....." Now I know what the verse is talking about. She and Al deserve each other. What absolute, undiluted bull! She and Al will soon be publishing the wacko's book of "standards".

Yes, sir! May I have another!!!











(You'd have to know the movie to get that joke!) :heeheehee