Things you don't say to your wife
 

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This would be a much better choice!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbUs7u10n1E

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Love it!

:cupidlove:heart

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My husband said that he could pick out better songs than me. LOL! This is his pick for me! He said it's better than Charlie Pride's song, "Does my ring hurt your finger?" :toofunny

Thank you, baby!!!!!!!!! :heart :kiss :heart

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....."May those who love me, love me and those that don't love me, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts may He turn their ankles so I'll know them by their limping."

-old Gaelic blessing

"My Valentine's Day greeting!

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Thanks for the advice! Whew, just in time, too! :toofunny

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Here's another one, I learned from experience. If she ponders "how can people live with themselves after they've committed adultery?", don't say "I don't know. Never tried it. So far."

:toofunny

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Bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day.

That vacuum cleaner should be working in no time! :ursofunny

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Also, don't say: "It's not easy, hunny." :smack

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That sounds like something my husband would do.......... LOL

I hate for money to be wasted. I'd much rather have a practical gift anyday!! :D

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:toofunny :toofunny

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I don't care, much (;)), about wasting money, but I do like practical gifts!

Sunday morning we were in the kitchen and heard a loud "thunk"! We walked into the living room and a blade from the ceiling fan fell off!!!! LOL! Soooo, he got a ceiling fan for Valentine's Day! Just got home with it. :toofunny

I got my Willow figure that is in my avatar! Love it!!!

We did buy each other a card. Saving them until tomorrow! :heart

I'm getting ready to make him some Lemon Bars. That's his favorite dessert. :heart

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I'd also like to see some romantic video clips that you would choose for your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend. :heart

Timmy, that would be decent ones. Just sayin' :toofunny

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We are getting ready to go computer shopping.

(almost said "fixin to go")

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:thumbsup :toofunny

Praying you find what you want and need!!! Great Valentine's gift!!!!

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What are you just sayin'? :foottap

:heeheehee

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Two words mean Valentines for my wife--"Black & Decker!"

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LOL That's funny.

My hubby's best friend was here this morning sitting at our table drinking coffee, and told us what his wife had gotten him for Valentine's Day. One of the items was a Black & Decker cordless drill. :D (He was thrilled with the gift!-- said she couldn't have done better. :D )

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He just finished putting up the ceiling fan, held up the cordless drill and said, "You want me to keep this in the house, right?" LOL! "Yes!! You have enough of them in the shop!" LOL!

I can't buy him tools anymore. He has everything!

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:toofunny

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Don't play innocent! LOL!

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:thumbsup :thumbsup

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I may be practical, but I ain't THAT practical!!:ursofunny

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This is my husband and I's song. We have it for our ringtones when we call each other. Hearing it makes me feel like I have to answer my phone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN_HVup9oOg

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A local gun shop has been running a commercial for two weeks telling ladies the ideal gift for their husbands would be to bring their husband in, let him pick out the gun he wants, and buy it for him using his money.....

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You're such a hippy!!! Queen?! :toofunny

Seriously, that's cute that you have matching ringtones! :cupidlove

Mine just rings. I need to get the Lone Ranger ringtone! :toofunny

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My husband would love that!!!! The more guns the merrier!

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When I first met the girl who later became my wife she was 15.

I went to visit her on her 16th birthday and brought her an all day sucker and a bottle of Arpege cologne.

We had several songs but this was one.
I guess because I was an older guy (age 19) and she was 16.

Remember, this was in the nineteen fifties (1957).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIeWn7mbLJQ

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Very cool, Sam!!! I love the sharing of memories!

Happy Valentines!!!!

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:haloplug

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Things you don't say to your wife?:hmmm

"Valentines Day is soooooo overrated!!:rolleyes2

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:thumbsup LOL!

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I spelled my husband's name wrong on his Valentine card!!!!! :toofunny

He said, "I didn't spell your name wrong, did I?" :toofunny

I can't believe I did that!

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How can you misspell PO?:D

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My wife is in the shower getting ready for Church.
I have a card & flowers for her on her dresser that she will find when she gets dressed!

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LOL!

I should have just shortened his name. We both spell our names different than the norm. I forget it's "er" and not "re". Well, I didn't forget, I just wasn't thinking which is very unusual for me. LOL!

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Great choice. I rarely do flowers because I hate to see them die! :tissue

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Er, yeah right, of course!:D

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This was a small rose bush that she can repot & grow!:thumbsup

I guess it was a good choice!

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Which is why I am buying my wife a couple of Palm trees for the back yard. They will die too, eventually, but at least it will happen long after we're gone.