For all the liberal vampires on this forum
 

Quit wearing Jewlry
Quit watching Television
Quit fornicating
Quit wearing short sleeves
Quit playing video games that have an M or T rating
Live the message...stop comprimising

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Quit making unrighteous judgements.

Quit adding to the word of God.

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Whew - that will be easy! And then I'll be saved? That's all there is to it? What a relief!

I won't have to quit judging, or gossiping, or back-biting, or envying.... I won't have to get rid of bitterness, or love my neighbor, or learn to speak kindly?????

Wow, this is going to be easy! Thanks!!

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(vampires?? why??)

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Ok. You've drawn your blood. Next

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Since when was there a "standard" against fornicating??? :toofunny

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Mock on liberal vampire. Draw your blood and keep on sinning.

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lol

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There it is, right between watching television and wearing short sleeves.

Youd've thunk there would be a "quit drinking wine standard in there somewhere...

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Your signature looks soft...no offense. Love, love, love...

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Alright, who are you, really? Are you me? :heeheehee

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For the record... I watch very little television. I don't think I've had the tube on but once this week, and it was to watch Bob the Builder DVD with my son.

I believe in avoiding the apperance of evil, therefore I believe married couples should wear wedding bands and not look like "shack up Christians" to a lost and dying world.

Fornication, there are clear commandments against fornication... no need for a "standard".

Short sleeves aren't a sin as long as one is modest. What are we becoming, Islamofascists?

Some video games do bother me. I'm with you on that one.

And I agree... let's start living the message. Part of that is getting off this forum on spare time and witnessing. Notice, any more, I'm rarely on after 5:30 and you'll not see me on weekends. Why? I'm busy about the kingdom. And that is while most conservoquacks are here typing feverishly to proove long sleeves are sin. lol

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Ut-oh. Could standards really be another manifestation of Timmy?

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Wine standard????!!!! NOOOOooooo

Hey, my doctor gave me orders to have a glass of red wine (no more than two) four times a week! Awwwww man.... Bummer.

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So you admit to owning a Television. You condemn yourself.

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Standards-
Quit posting. Timmy, if that is you then it is a good alter-ego.

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Timmy's like some globulous creature that manifests when you least expect him to shine light on the hilarity of some of our pretenses. lol

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LOL

Riiiggggghhhht. And you're internet doesn't have the capability of streeming television. Give me a break jake. If you can have the net and not watch it and be holy... I can own a box and not watch it and be holy.

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:ursofunny I love my job! :ursofunny

For the record, it's not me. I've never had an alter-ego. I don't see a need for one. The real thing spoofs itself! :lol

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Timmy, you aren't a christian. As such I'm not sure I can believe you would be honest about whether that is your alter-ego.

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:heeheehee

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I'm not Timmy. Don't compare me to a liberal compromiser.

Here's some more for you softies.

Quit celebrating pagan holidays
Quit wearing gold (this includes watches and buttons)
Men, quit wearing pink...it's just flat out gay
Ladies, stop dressing like a hooker (wearing purple, tight clothing, splits, make up, hats, garments that reveal anything below the collar bone)
Men, stop letting the beard grow and look like a man (don't wear silk or sleevless undershirts)
Quit reading fiction novels
Quit going to family reunions (unless their all uc Pentecostals)
Quit going to liberal conferences
Men, quit spiking your hair and don't let it all hang in your face either.
Ladies, stop fixing your hair in such a way that brings attention to it

That ought to give you something to chew on, you bunch of liberals. Suck some more blood. You just can't get enough, can you

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AMEN!! Aquila, these guys (and gals) who bash TV, and then get online crack me up.

The Internet is far worse than TV, and those are the plain facts. People that deny this have their head in the sand.

If you preach against TV, you have no business being Online.

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:popcorn2

(Oops. I bet "Quit eating popcorn" will be on the next list! :toofunny)

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And "Fake profile names"....:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny

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LOL

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@Standards We are hiring!! Seems as if you needs something to occupy your time!!

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You forgot to mention high-heeled shoes. They were originally designed to properly position a woman as she stood for… um…“extra-curricular” activities in the English royal court.

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Popcorn is fine, as long as there's no salt or butter.

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You know I had heard this one before and had forgotten about it!! Thanksfor the reminder!

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Oh, he's just getting started! Give him time! :lol

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I wanna say some things... but I'lll use my better judgement.

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My thoughts exactly. The "fangs" almost came out, but I folded them back up and have exercised great restraint! LOL

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Why?! :lol

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:thumbsup

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Why stop now blood sucker? It's in your nature, you might as well let it out.

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Can I just say:
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny :ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny :ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny :ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

(I just found out I'm limited to 20 of these things)

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@ Standards I believe its UC,s like yourself who are actually the bloodsuckers!! You suck any joy out of living a Godly life with your legalistic standards that are not Biblically sound!

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I call bogus. There were a couple of giveaways. The family reunion thing for instance.

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Now let me see if I understand AFF rules. I can't call Standards, "STUPID" but he can call all of us "Blood Suckers?" Would someone tell me what I can call this .......????

I can't call him stupid, but could I simply say he's a perfect picture of "stupidity gone to seed?" If I can't say that then I ......... :razz :girlytantrum :pullhair :grampa ...... I apologize! It's all because of my age!!

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