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Standards

06-17-2010 02:11 PM

Anybody need a revival?

I'd be glad to preach at your church.

Timmy

06-17-2010 03:52 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Standards (Post 925153)

I'd be glad to preach at your church.

What kind of revival? :D

Sister Alvear

06-17-2010 03:56 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

come on over to the jungle....

Praxeas

06-17-2010 04:10 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Standards (Post 925153)

I'd be glad to preach at your church.

I heard you have MPD...Im wondering which one of you would show up

BeenThinkin

06-17-2010 04:15 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Standards (Post 925153)

I'd be glad to preach at your church.

You gotta' be kidding!!!! What kind of names would you call someone that refused to come to the altar? And if I didn't pay you enough, what would you call me?

And besides all that I'm going to hell anyway, according to your previous posts, and I don't want you there preaching to me!

I think I'll pass.....

Been Thinkin

SteppingStone

06-17-2010 05:04 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

LOL!!!:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny

Sister Alvear

06-17-2010 09:23 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

man eating indians of Brazil need a revival...

Praxeas

06-17-2010 11:38 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Sister Alvear (Post 925304)

man eating indians of Brazil need a revival...

Good suggestion.

NotforSale

06-17-2010 11:41 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Sister Alvear (Post 925304)

man eating indians of Brazil need a revival...

How about large Anaconda's?

Jack Shephard

06-17-2010 11:43 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by BeenThinkin (Post 925235)

Ah-ha! Ditto here

Aquila

06-18-2010 07:04 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

You guys aint right. lol

Standards

06-18-2010 08:05 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

Just goes to show you that people are still afraid of a preacher that tells it like it is. If you preach truth, you have nothing to be afraid of...

Standards

06-18-2010 08:07 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Timmy (Post 925208)

What kind of revival? :D

Heart cleansing, soul searching, pew jumping, holiness renewing, tough preaching, sin hating, Apostolic revival.

Standards

06-18-2010 08:08 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by BeenThinkin (Post 925235)

What are you afraid of? You scared that I'll preach against them pink shirts that you been wearing?

allstate1

06-18-2010 08:56 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Standards (Post 925360)

What are you afraid of? You scared that I'll preach against them pink shirts that you been wearing?

They match your boxers!!

Standards

06-18-2010 09:01 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by allstate1 (Post 925385)

They match your boxers!!

PLEASE don't talk about my boxers. I don't want you thinking about such a thing.

allstate1

06-18-2010 09:17 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Standards (Post 925387)

PLEASE don't talk about my boxers. I don't want you thinking about such a thing.

I bet you shave your arm pits!

edjen01

06-18-2010 09:58 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Sister Alvear (Post 925304)

man eating indians of Brazil need a revival...

...and lunch.

Timmy

06-18-2010 10:01 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by edjen01 (Post 925415)

...and lunch.

:spit

LadyRev

06-18-2010 10:55 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by edjen01 (Post 925415)

...and lunch.

:ursofunny

SteppingStone

06-18-2010 11:00 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

Good ole Christian humor...:popcorn2

Standards

06-18-2010 11:39 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by allstate1 (Post 925390)

I bet you shave your arm pits!

I do not shave my arm pits. Stop defending the **** if you're a real man. Stand up for truth and stomp that devil into the earth.

edjen01

06-18-2010 11:46 AM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Standards (Post 925459)

I do not shave my arm pits. Stop defending the **** if you're a real man. Stand up for truth and stomp that devil into the earth.

Please don't use this term. I don't know if you're just having fun or if you're serious...but either way...its wrong.

allstate1

06-18-2010 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Standards (Post 925459)

I do not shave my arm pits. Stop defending the **** if you're a real man. Stand up for truth and stomp that devil into the earth.

O I am a man 6'2'' 245lbs !! I am just hairless!!

Standards

06-18-2010 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by allstate1 (Post 925465)

O I am a man 6'2'' 245lbs !! I am just hairless!!

Describing yourself online...hmmmmm. I'm staying away from this one.

allstate1

06-18-2010 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Standards (Post 925482)

Describing yourself online...hmmmmm. I'm staying away from this one.

I knew I could shut you up!!!!

Sam	06-18-2010 01:58 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by NotforSale (Post 925318)

How about large Anaconda's?

you could not only save them
you could also handle them according to Mark 16:18

Sam	06-18-2010 02:00 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Standards (Post 925387)

PLEASE don't talk about my boxers. I don't want you thinking about such a thing.

now, ya'll, whatever you do

don't think of Brother or Sister Standard's boxers.

Banish that though from your mind, right now.
y'hear?

Standards

06-18-2010 02:08 PM

Re: Anybody need a revival?

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 925551)

now, ya'll, whatever you do

don't think of Brother or Sister Standard's boxers.

Banish that though from your mind, right now.
y'hear?

I bet you were a holiness preacher at one time. What happened? Did the libs scare you off?

Sam	06-18-2010 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Standards (Post 925561)

I bet you were a holiness preacher at one time. What happened? Did the libs scare you off?

I'm still a holiness preacher.
and
I not only preach it but I also practice it.

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