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I refuse to be intimidated
I refuse to be intimidated by some cigarette smoking charismatic. I will stand for truth. The reason that some of you have penguins in the pews and Eskimos in the choir is because you have a polar bear in the pulpit. Many are cold and few are frozen. I'm here to breathe some red hot fire into the lukewarm atmosphere. WAKE UP! Preach holiness and doctrine like never before. The outward standards define the church. Eli allowed his sons to compromise and commit their sin while he just stood by and watched. Let me tell you something...turn up your hearing aide now...HOLINESS PREACHING IS RIGHT.
We still believe in long sleeves We still believe the women shouldn't cut their hair We still believe the men should keep their short, off the ears and off the collar. Sideburns to the middle of the ear. We still believe that slits are wrong We still believe the wearing of gold is a sin We still believe shorts and beards are a sin We still believe rings are sin period. No wedding rings either. We still believe Hollywood is wrong Get rid of your television Throw out those shoes with the gold plate Pluck off those gold buttons Paint that gold belt buckle black or get rid of it Stop wearing make up Quit using colored lip gloss It's a sin for a woman to put on a pair of pants Women, don't pluck your eyebrows. Who are you trying to impress? Wear hose to church women Men, stop wearing those gold watches Don't waste money on expensive automobiles Men don't wear silk, even at night Women, stop wearing fake eyelashes Leave that Jezebel spirit outside and join the REAL church Now put that in your pipe and smoke it. |
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Hey how about adding some Scripture to your opinions.
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You forgot to mention: novels, comics, any fiction whatsoever in printed, audio, or visual format anything (vehicle or clothing article) colored red caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, chocolate, medication of any sort life or medical insurance buttons and button holes on clothing eyeglasses, hearing aids, and dentures birth control golf, hunting, fishing, or any sport sleeves anywhere above the wrist pant legs (men only) anywhere above the ankle deodorant or scented soap well combed, set, or styled hair for men or women mirrors high heel shoes open toed shoes, flip flops, or sandals that expose feet and toes hair pins, bobby pins, combs or anything that hold hair in place canes, crutches, walkers, orthopedic shoes |
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we got he manual and personal Holy Ghost convictions. |
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The crowd was cheering wildly until you got to this one... Now you've quit preaching and gone to meddlin'. |
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and others are godly women you, with your pink boxers, I'm not sure which category you fit into. |
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If you see me in heaven will you be so dissapointed thet I am there you will leave??!
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(yeah, I know, it's going to be hotter where I'm going) |
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@ Standards- Your standards will get you to Heaven viewpoint is as unbiblical as saying Paul wasnt married b/c he was gay! You can not back any of your points! You are potraying someone and somethings you do not believe for your own amusement! That is the same thing as lying! You should really get a job or a hobby that will not offend someone. You meaningless pointless ramblings have become boring to me however they could create a huge stumbling block for some sincere person reading them! Get a life and get a pastor!!
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John Wesley said, "No one fights this holiness message harder than the ones that once embraced it.The mind is never so resourceful as when one is justifying oneself." |
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Do we have a little guy who rolls on the floor while laughing? I need him. |
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:banghead |
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@ Standards whats your definition of an expensive auto?? How about that expensive computer system you are using right now!
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How about this, my wife is hosting a kids show on XM right now and she just played an Alice Cooper song - Schools Out.
How is that for a standard? |
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Doesn't mean I would do it again. |
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Not so much my friend. I think he has been very clear about who he worships. |
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Is anyone actually taking this stuff seriously? You know this person is just trying to have something to do...
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No? Seriously? No real Con has the guts to show up here because they can't defend the junk they try and force people to do. |
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Has anyone mentioned no wimmin preachers, no wimmin shaving their legs? Wimmin keeping silent in the church?
Only white shirts and black pants on men, no ties. (Ties will send a man to hell just as fast as a necklace on wimmin.) |
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A necktie is a cloth necklace. |
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I don't believe in eyeglasses or false teeth either. They're just as bad as hair dye.... trying to reverse the aging process.
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(this thread is proof that it's been pretty boring around here lately... and it's too hot to go outside)
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