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Jason B 09-23-2010 10:27 PM

Breaking News!!! You Heard It Here First!
 
The Texans are going down! The Cowboys are not only the toast of Texas, but America's team. Sorry Houston AFFer's you guys get the leftovers.

Romo is better than Schaub
Austin is better than Johnson
Ware is better than Williams

Wade Phillips is better than, well nevermind.

Hoovie 09-23-2010 10:29 PM

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A lot of new names here... do all these men Pastor in Texas?

Jason B 09-23-2010 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 966585)
A lot of new names here... do all these men Pastor in Texas?

:ursofunny

Sam 09-23-2010 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 966585)
A lot of new names here... do all these men Pastor in Texas?

He seems to be a setter forth of strange gods......

maybe they are gods in North Mexico (Tejas)?

Jack Shephard 09-23-2010 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 966584)
The Texans are going down! The Cowboys are not only the toast of Texas, but America's team. Sorry Houston AFFer's you guys get the leftovers.

Romo is better than Schaub
Austin is better than Johnson
Ware is better than Williams

Wade Phillips is better than, well nevermind.

You should go get the most recent Muscle and Fitness Mag. Your boy Miles Austin is on the cover and it goes through his workout regimen. It is sick!

Jason B 09-23-2010 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JTULLOCK (Post 966592)
You should go get the most recent Muscle and Fitness Mag. Your boy Miles Austin is on the cover and it goes through his workout regimen. It is sick!

Nah, women with big bulging muscles are sick. :toofunny

Jack Shephard 09-23-2010 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 966593)
Nah, women with big bulging muscles are sick. :toofunny

Too true. But if they are nice and toned that is different. Miles Austin is neither of those toned or a women. Dude is ripped!

Praxeas 09-23-2010 10:56 PM

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Not so subtle reminder but but the cows are 0-2

tstew 09-23-2010 11:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 966584)
The Texans are going down! The Cowboys are not only the toast of Texas, but America's team. Sorry Houston AFFer's you guys get the leftovers.

Romo is better than Schaub
Austin is better than Johnson
Ware is better than Williams

Wade Phillips is better than, well nevermind.

I would say that of your player comparisons, the only one that's even debatable is Ware vs. Williams...that's in spite of the fact that Williams is putting up Reggie White like numbers.

Austin better than Johnson? I'm speechless.
Romo better than the quarterback with the most passing yards last season (his first full season)...who also happens to be the leading passer this season? I take Schaub over Romo anyday, and I take the Texans over the Boys this Sunday

Socialite 09-24-2010 12:45 AM

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Wow... Cowboy's fans with bravato? 0-2, 0-2, 0-2... they MUST win this game hahaha

SRM 09-24-2010 04:41 AM

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Cowbells go 0-3

Jason B 09-24-2010 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Socialite (Post 966625)
Wow... Cowboy's fans with bravato? 0-2, 0-2, 0-2... they MUST win this game hahaha

5 Super Bowls:bliss

tstew 09-25-2010 10:27 AM

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The one thing that makes me nervous is the Dwayne Brown suspension this week. He would have been the one trying to keep Ware off of Schaub's back. They may have to rework the offense to account for this.

Esther 09-25-2010 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tstew (Post 966613)
I would say that of your player comparisons, the only one that's even debatable is Ware vs. Williams...that's in spite of the fact that Williams is putting up Reggie White like numbers.

Austin better than Johnson? I'm speechless.
Romo better than the quarterback with the most passing yards last season (his first full season)...who also happens to be the leading passer this season? I take Schaub over Romo anyday, and I take the Texans over the Boys this Sunday

:thumbsup

Jason B 09-25-2010 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tstew (Post 966941)
The one thing that makes me nervous is the Dwayne Brown suspension this week. He would have been the one trying to keep Ware off of Schaub's back. They may have to rework the offense to account for this.

His suspension and Brian Cushings suspenion last year, no wonder you guys are 2-0. I hear Barry Bonds is available , maybe ya'll can put some shoulder pads on him....good luck finding a big enough helmet.:ursofunny

Jason B 09-25-2010 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by tstew (Post 966613)
I would say that of your player comparisons, the only one that's even debatable is Ware vs. Williams...that's in spite of the fact that Williams is putting up Reggie White like numbers.

Austin better than Johnson? I'm speechless.
Romo better than the quarterback with the most passing yards last season (his first full season)...who also happens to be the leading passer this season? I take Schaub over Romo anyday, and I take the Texans over the Boys this Sunday

You guys wouldn't know a real quarterback if he walked up to you and said "Hi, I'm Roger Staubach."


**Note to self, if the Cowboys lose, cover up this thread Watergate style.**

tstew 09-25-2010 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 966986)
You guys wouldn't know a real quarterback if he walked up to you and said "Hi, I'm Roger Staubach."


**Note to self, if the Cowboys lose, cover up this thread Watergate style.**

Roger Staubach...championships from 20 and 30 years ago. You guys are kind of like the girl who used to be the hottest thing in highschool who has made a lifetime very unfortunate lifestyle and dietary decisions but still thinks she's the prom queen.

tstew 09-25-2010 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 966985)
His suspension and Brian Cushings suspenion last year, no wonder you guys are 2-0. I hear Barry Bonds is available , maybe ya'll can put some shoulder pads on him....good luck finding a big enough helmet.:ursofunny

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

In all fairness I must admit that the drugs the Cowboys players are known to indulge in are definitely NOT performance inhancing.

Socialite 09-25-2010 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 966820)
5 Super Bowls:bliss

Completely different personnel. Completely different staff, coaches, etc... All irrelevant my friend.

Better hope Romo starts looking like Montana.

Twisp 09-25-2010 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 966584)
The Texans are going down! The Cowboys are not only the toast of Texas, but America's team. Sorry Houston AFFer's you guys get the leftovers.

Romo is better than Schaub
Austin is better than Johnson
Ware is better than Williams

Wade Phillips is better than, well nevermind.

Titans fan first myself, Colts fan second, but the Texans are going to crush the Cowboys.

The Texans are giving up only 31 yds rushing a game so the Cowboys rushing attack is going to continue to suck, Witten and Bryant are not going to be at full strength and the Cowboys can't seem to put up any points, while the Texans can at will.

Texans by 2 touchdowns at least.

tstew 09-26-2010 01:39 PM

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:anonymous

How do you go back and get rid of posts?

Twisp 09-26-2010 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Twisp (Post 967005)
Titans fan first myself, Colts fan second, but the Texans are going to crush the Cowboys.

Quote:

The Texans are giving up only 31 yds rushing a game so the Cowboys rushing attack is going to continue to suck,
The Cowboys went over 100 yards rushing.

Quote:

Witten and Bryant are not going to be at full strength
7 for 56 for Witten
4 for 50 for Bryant

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and the Cowboys can't seem to put up any points, while the Texans can at will.
Cowboys hung up 27 points, the Texans could only score a touchdown in garbage time.

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Texans by 2 touchdowns at least.
I don't think I could have been anymore wrong. This is like the time I said that the Giants had NO chance in the world of beating the Patriots in the Super Bowl.

Wow, just wow.

Twisp 09-26-2010 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by tstew (Post 967119)
:anonymous

How do you go back and get rid of posts?

Do like I am going to do, put my fingers in my ears and go "nanananana, I can't hear you!"

lol

SRM 09-26-2010 02:19 PM

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Looks like Monday morning will be road rage free since the Cowboys won

Jason B 09-26-2010 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Twisp (Post 967005)
Titans fan first myself, Colts fan second, but the Texans are going to crush the Cowboys.

The Texans are giving up only 31 yds rushing a game so the Cowboys rushing attack is going to continue to suck, Witten and Bryant are not going to be at full strength and the Cowboys can't seem to put up any points, while the Texans can at will.

Texans by 2 touchdowns at least.

:ursofunny I'm guessing you don't moonlight as an NFL expert. :D

Jason B 09-26-2010 02:26 PM

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:nahnah

Jason B 09-26-2010 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tstew (Post 967119)
:anonymous

How do you go back and get rid of posts?

Tstew, we're good sports, here's one for the Texans fans............:tissue


But hey, we're having a party at our house in February, maybe we'll see ya'll then.:neener

Twisp 09-26-2010 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 967125)
:ursofunny I'm guessing you don't moonlight as an NFL expert. :D

Interestingly enough, a buddy and I did do a podcast for a company last year throughout the NFL season. I am glad we are not doing it this year, particularly this weekend, lol.

Jason B 09-26-2010 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Twisp (Post 967134)
Interestingly enough, a buddy and I did do a podcast for a company last year throughout the NFL season. I am glad we are not doing it this year, particularly this weekend, lol.

:eek:

Mr. Smith 09-26-2010 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 967139)
:eek:


When your team wins, you shouldn't act like it's the first time it's ever happened. Oh wait, it IS the first time they've won this year. Sorry.

Jason B 09-26-2010 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 967142)
When your team wins, you shouldn't act like it's the first time it's ever happened. Oh wait, it IS the first time they've won this year. Sorry.

LOL
:ursofunny



How 'bout them 49ers.......oh, wait they have the same record as the Detroit Lions. Well, be encouraged, at least they were competitive in 1 game this season. :razz

coadie 09-26-2010 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Twisp (Post 967121)
The Cowboys went over 100 yards rushing.


7 for 56 for Witten
4 for 50 for Bryant


Cowboys hung up 27 points, the Texans could only score a touchdown in garbage time.



I don't think I could have been anymore wrong. This is like the time I said that the Giants had NO chance in the world of beating the Patriots in the Super Bowl.

Wow, just wow.

You admit you are wrong.

Texans over rated also.

Mr. Smith 09-26-2010 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 967143)
LOL
:ursofunny



How 'bout them 49ers



Who?

Baron1710 09-26-2010 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 967143)
LOL
:ursofunny



How 'bout them 49ers.......oh, wait they have the same record as the Detroit Lions. Well, be encouraged, at least they were competitive in 1 game this season. :razz

I think it is time to send the coach and his loser QB Alex smith packing.

Mr. Smith 09-26-2010 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Baron1710 (Post 967158)
I think it is time to send the coach and his loser QB Alex smith packing.

This is Smith's last hurrah, and yes, PLEASE send Singletary packing. This interview is EMBARRASSING.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wux1S1ma4ks

Jason B 09-26-2010 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 967159)
This is Smith's last hurrah, and yes, PLEASE send Singletary packing. This interview is EMBARRASSING.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wux1S1ma4ks


I wish we had a coach with SOME intensity. EVERYTHING Singltary said the 9'rs would DO, they did. Appearently He forgot to tell them what to do before the Chiefs game though.

Mr. Smith 09-26-2010 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Badejo (Post 967185)
I wish we had a coach with SOME intensity. EVERYTHING Singltary said the 9'rs would DO, they did. Appearently He forgot to tell them what to do before the Chiefs game though.



No, not really. They didn't stop Brees at all. Brees dissected their defense like it was a high school team, at several points, including the winning drive. He said, "We're going to score." Well, duh. But it was his horrific treatment of this interviewer that was incredibly disturbing. No one should be treated like that. I wouldn't treat my dog that way. For crying out loud....he set Singetary up to defend his offensive coordinator and Single went OFF on him. It was sickening.

BeenThinkin 09-26-2010 07:54 PM

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PROPHET JASON! YA!:thumbsup

Baron1710 09-27-2010 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 967195)
No, not really. They didn't stop Brees at all. Brees dissected their defense like it was a high school team, at several points, including the winning drive. He said, "We're going to score." Well, duh. But it was his horrific treatment of this interviewer that was incredibly disturbing. No one should be treated like that. I wouldn't treat my dog that way. For crying out loud....he set Singetary up to defend his offensive coordinator and Single went OFF on him. It was sickening.

Look I don't care how long the O coordinator has been in the league he is awful, Alex Smith might be an ok second string QB but he shouldn't be starting in this league.

Mike Singletary came across like a complete moron in that interview, that along with his poor performance as a coach would be a good reason to buy him some new luggage and send him to Detroit since they have no interest in ever winning again.


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