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Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 09:45 AM
Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
I know ya'll are wanting more civility around here but, for crying out loud, can we get with it a little?

I mean, here is a sample of some of the blistering, hot threads now being generated on Apostolic Sleepy Forum:

Plus-size Wedding Dresses
Enjoy Your Midweek Service
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving
Family Pictures at a Cabin
I'm Going Overseas


Come on, people, where's the energy????

Pro31:28 10-14-2010 09:55 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Ok- Mr. Smith, here is a question that generally gets people going; what it the craziest thing you have ever been condemened to hell for doing?

Mine was wearing a hat- because my hair was supposed to be my covering, not anything else...

Timmy 10-14-2010 10:01 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 972857)
I know ya'll are wanting more civility around here but, for crying out loud, can we get with it a little?

I mean, here is a sample of some of the blistering, hot threads now being generated on Apostolic Sleepy Forum:

Plus-size Wedding Dresses
Enjoy Your Midweek Service
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving
Family Pictures at a Cabin
I'm Going Overseas


Come on, people, where's the energy????
Don't forget this one:


Whatever....


:lol

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 10:04 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmy (Post 972866)
Don't forget this one:


Whatever....


:lol



:ursofunny

That was the worst of them all!!! I think there's an obsession issue going on there.

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 10:06 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pro31:28 (Post 972858)
Ok- Mr. Smith, here is a question that generally gets people going; what it the craziest thing you have ever been condemened to hell for doing?

Mine was wearing a hat- because my hair was supposed to be my covering, not anything else...


Condemned to hell???? You mean to tell me that Christians condemn people to hell??? Gasp!!! I've never heard of such a thing!!! Stop being so controversial!

Pro31:28 10-14-2010 10:19 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 972869)
Condemned to hell???? You mean to tell me that Christians condemn people to hell??? Gasp!!! I've never heard of such a thing!!! Stop being so controversial!
Oh, and I can't forget skiing... not that I ski- (when I have tried, it has not been pretty), but I remember a Bible College discussion about how God only approved of Men skiing, not women- because they had to wear men's attire in order to do it... :ursofunny

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 10:57 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pro31:28 (Post 972876)
Oh, and I can't forget skiing... not that I ski- (when I have tried, it has not been pretty), but I remember a Bible College discussion about how God only approved of Men skiing, not women- because they had to wear men's attire in order to do it... :ursofunny

Without question, there is no greater fashion faux pas than the pentecostal girl's ski outfits, the ski gauchos. Oh goodness. And we're supposed to believe that THAT doesn't draw attention to one's self???

coadie 10-14-2010 10:59 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 972890)
Without question, there is no greater fashion faux pas than the pentecostal girl's ski outfits, the ski gauchos. Oh goodness. And we're supposed to believe that THAT doesn't draw attention to one's self???
You remind us of Perez Hilton.

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 11:05 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by coadie (Post 972892)
You remind us of Perez Hilton.


I understand how correct spelling would be unusual for you.

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 11:29 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 972898)
I understand how correct spelling would be unusual for you.

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm losing hope for this forum. Maybe I'll post some family pictures, grandkid pictures, triathlon pictures, my knowledge of plus-size clothing stores, a picture of my grass growing..... :nah

Timmy 10-14-2010 11:31 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 972915)
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm losing hope for this forum. Maybe I'll post some family pictures, grandkid pictures, triathlon pictures, my knowledge of plus-size clothing stores, a picture of my grass growing..... :nah
Whatever.

:toofunny

whoami 10-14-2010 11:31 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 972915)
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm losing hope for this forum. Maybe I'll post some family pictures, grandkid pictures, triathlon pictures, my knowledge of plus-size clothing stores, a picture of my grass growing..... :nah
No need for a grass picture, there's a webcam to watch grass grow IN ACTION! How's that for cranking it up? LOL http://www.watching-grass-grow.com/

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 11:34 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by whoami (Post 972917)
No need for a grass picture, there's a webcam to watch grass grow IN ACTION! How's that for cranking it up? LOL http://www.watching-grass-grow.com/


That's great!!! Let's all move over there to THAT page where something interesting is happening!!!:lol

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 11:35 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmy (Post 972916)
Whatever.

:toofunny


That's funny. "Whatever" man is a NOW stalker, it appears to me.

whoami 10-14-2010 11:36 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pro31:28 (Post 972858)
Ok- Mr. Smith, here is a question that generally gets people going; what it the craziest thing you have ever been condemened to hell for doing?

Mine was wearing a hat- because my hair was supposed to be my covering, not anything else...
Not going to the altar one night when I was a kid... Was told by a OP preacher that God directly told them that night was my last opportunity for repentance and I missed it. LOL! I was like, 9 or 10... maybe 11 at the most. And I was already baptized in Jesus name and had "spoken in tongues" to their satisfaction, but they'd discerned that I still had a rebellious spirit and that night was my only chance to repent. They didn't feel the need to relay this message from God to me until after I'd missed it though. :blah

coadie 10-14-2010 11:39 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by whoami (Post 972921)
Not going to the altar one night when I was a kid... Was told by a OP preacher that God directly told them that night was my last opportunity for repentance and I missed it. LOL! I was like, 9 or 10... maybe 11 at the most. And I was already baptized in Jesus name and had "spoken in tongues" to their satisfaction, but they'd discerned that I still had a rebellious spirit and that night was my only chance to repent. They didn't feel the need to relay this message from God to me until after I'd missed it though. :blah
Texting is a little faster

whoami 10-14-2010 11:42 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by coadie (Post 972923)
Texting is a little faster
God could have texted me? Hmm... we should suggest that to Him. Of course, when I was 9 cell phones were something reserved for millionaires and they were about the size of a rotary phone. lol

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 11:44 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by whoami (Post 972921)
Not going to the altar one night when I was a kid... Was told by a OP preacher that God directly told them that night was my last opportunity for repentance and I missed it. LOL! I was like, 9 or 10... maybe 11 at the most. And I was already baptized in Jesus name and had "spoken in tongues" to their satisfaction, but they'd discerned that I still had a rebellious spirit and that night was my only chance to repent. They didn't feel the need to relay this message from God to me until after I'd missed it though. :blah

Oh man, don't get me started on the countdown altar calls. People throw around the term "False Prophet" all the time, but any idiot that would do that is NOT of God in anyway at all!!! It causes mental and emotional scarring that can last a life time and distort one's view of God so terribly, they run from Him forever. Absolutely inexcusable.

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 11:45 AM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by coadie (Post 972923)
Texting is a little faster



See here, ADMIN, this is what we have now....the new Number One Poster on AFF is Coadie and NOTHING he says makes any sense.

coadie 10-14-2010 12:24 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 972928)
Oh man, don't get me started on the countdown altar calls. People throw around the term "False Prophet" all the time, but any idiot that would do that is NOT of God in anyway at all!!! It causes mental and emotional scarring that can last a life time and distort one's view of God so terribly, they run from Him forever. Absolutely inexcusable.
No scripture to support these notions?

NotforSale 10-14-2010 12:24 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
We need to revive NOW (NotofWorks)!!! That guy was downright.....(fill in the blanks) :toofunny

NotforSale 10-14-2010 12:26 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
How about DUNG on Noah's Ark??? :ursofunny

Pro31:28 10-14-2010 12:45 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by whoami (Post 972921)
Not going to the altar one night when I was a kid... Was told by a OP preacher that God directly told them that night was my last opportunity for repentance and I missed it. LOL! I was like, 9 or 10... maybe 11 at the most. And I was already baptized in Jesus name and had "spoken in tongues" to their satisfaction, but they'd discerned that I still had a rebellious spirit and that night was my only chance to repent. They didn't feel the need to relay this message from God to me until after I'd missed it though. :blah
Right after my husband and I got married, he had an accident at work and he couldn't hardly walk because of his back. He decided to go ahead and go to a revival service. During the altar call he stayed in his seat because his back hurt so bad. The evangelist anounced from the pulput that he was going to hell because he was rebelling toward God.

Pro31:28 10-14-2010 12:45 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NotforSale (Post 972941)
We need to revive NOW (NotofWorks)!!! That guy was downright.....(fill in the blanks) :toofunny
Yeah, I think we scared him off... he won't be showing himself around for a long long time

dizzyde 10-14-2010 12:56 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
OK, here's my question... I haven't been around much lately so I don't have the complete low-down on a certain poster who seems to be dominating the board right now...

Is everyone sure this an actual person and not just someones insane alter-ego??
Because I am having a hard time buying that someone that removed from reality is not on a mandatory psych hold. :girlytantrum

coadie 10-14-2010 12:57 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pro31:28 (Post 972951)
Right after my husband and I got married, he had an accident at work and he couldn't hardly walk because of his back. He decided to go ahead and go to a revival service. During the altar call he stayed in his seat because his back hurt so bad. The evangelist anounced from the pulput that he was going to hell because he was rebelling toward God.
Major shucks. We had a grumpy trucker that went out to his truck to get another half dozen pills for his back.(during invitation) He came back in and went forward and got baptized in Jesus name. He came out of the water pain free. I started a home bible study 2 weeks later and he was still grinnin' with his testimony.

Baron1710 10-14-2010 01:00 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by coadie (Post 972957)
Major shucks. We had a grumpy trucker that went out to his truck to get another half dozen pills for his back.(during invitation) He came back in and went forward and got baptized in Jesus name. He came out of the water pain free. I started a home bible study 2 weeks later and he was still grinnin' with his testimony.
His pain pills kicked in.

Pro31:28 10-14-2010 01:02 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by coadie (Post 972957)
Major shucks. We had a grumpy trucker that went out to his truck to get another half dozen pills for his back.(during invitation) He came back in and went forward and got baptized in Jesus name. He came out of the water pain free. I started a home bible study 2 weeks later and he was still grinnin' with his testimony.
Wow Coadie, should I add evangelist to the list as well? Maybe it was you :thumbsup

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 01:06 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NotforSale (Post 972941)
We need to revive NOW (NotofWorks)!!! That guy was downright.....(fill in the blanks) :toofunny

Well, we know that Deadeye is obsessed with him.

NotforSale 10-14-2010 01:07 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron1710 (Post 972960)
His pain pills kicked in.
:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 01:09 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzyde (Post 972956)
OK, here's my question... I haven't been around much lately so I don't have the complete low-down on a certain poster who seems to be dominating the board right now...

Is everyone sure this an actual person and not just someones insane alter-ego??
Because I am having a hard time buying that someone that removed from reality is not on a mandatory psych hold. :girlytantrum

I have asked myself this many times, and I've done a little Hardy Boys detective work to see if I can find out if he's legit. And so far, believe it or not, it appears that he's the real deal. Shocking, I know.

He's funny (even though he's not trying to be) but after a while, I mean, if that's the best we've got, we're going down in flames.

coadie 10-14-2010 01:10 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron1710 (Post 972960)
His pain pills kicked in.
He stopped taking them.

Mr. Smith 10-14-2010 01:11 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by coadie (Post 972957)
Major shucks. We had a grumpy trucker that went out to his truck to get another half dozen pills for his back.(during invitation) He came back in and went forward and got baptized in Jesus name. He came out of the water pain free. I started a home bible study 2 weeks later and he was still grinnin' with his testimony.


How many don't believe this story, raise your hand.

:christmascaroling

whoami 10-14-2010 01:11 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baron1710 (Post 972960)
His pain pills kicked in.
Yep, I'd be grinning too if I'd taken a half dozen pain pills!

Pro31:28 10-14-2010 01:26 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzyde (Post 972956)
OK, here's my question... I haven't been around much lately so I don't have the complete low-down on a certain poster who seems to be dominating the board right now...

Is everyone sure this an actual person and not just someones insane alter-ego??
Because I am having a hard time buying that someone that removed from reality is not on a mandatory psych hold. :girlytantrum
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 972966)
I have asked myself this many times, and I've done a little Hardy Boys detective work to see if I can find out if he's legit. And so far, believe it or not, it appears that he's the real deal. Shocking, I know.

He's funny (even though he's not trying to be) but after a while, I mean, if that's the best we've got, we're going down in flames.
I have to agree with Smith... I think he is real; entertaining, but scary....

dizzyde 10-14-2010 01:32 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Smith (Post 972966)
I have asked myself this many times, and I've done a little Hardy Boys detective work to see if I can find out if he's legit. And so far, believe it or not, it appears that he's the real deal. Shocking, I know.

He's funny (even though he's not trying to be) but after a while, I mean, if that's the best we've got, we're going down in flames.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pro31:28 (Post 972972)
I have to agree with Smith... I think he is real; entertaining, but scary....
Wow. I had a few interactions with him that left me scratching my head, and then I was reading several threads this morning and it was like... holy smokes...

Timmy 10-14-2010 01:48 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzyde (Post 972974)
Wow. I had a few interactions with him that left me scratching my head, and then I was reading several threads this morning and it was like... holy smokes...
Oh, come on, my posts aren't that bad, are they? :lol

rgcraig 10-14-2010 02:11 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pro31:28 (Post 972972)
I have to agree with Smith... I think he is real; entertaining, but scary....
Put his name into Google and you might be even more surprised.

dizzyde 10-14-2010 02:18 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmy (Post 972976)
Oh, come on, my posts aren't that bad, are they? :lol
Well... I didn't want to call you out by name Timay... but, you know...

:largehalo

dizzyde 10-14-2010 02:18 PM
Re: Can We Crank It Up A Bit????
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 972979)
Put his name into Google and you might be even more surprised.
Screen name???


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