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ThePastorsCoach 05-21-2011 09:18 AM

What are you doing on DOOMSDAY?
 
Here on the East Coast we have a little less than 7 hours until 6:00 PM - EARTHQUAKE AND THE END OF PLANET EARTH!
I am going to go eat some onion ring appetizers, Fried Chicken (The Gospel Bird), Fried Catfish & hushpuppies with lots of tarter sauce, Mashed potato's and gravy, Fried Corn on the Cobb, green beans, cat head biscuits with lots of butter & sorghum molasses, lemonade, Peach cobbler with Bryers Ice Cream and then take a nap. I want to go Full & Happy!

I wonder if we should go outside just before 6 or stay in the house and just float up through the roof? Will we be able to see the earthquake on our way up through the clouds?

ILG 05-21-2011 09:20 AM

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What am I doing? Laughing, in a sad sort of way.

I like the lady who started an AfterTheRapture pet care business. She agreed to take care of people's pets after the rapture for a $10.00 fee. To be paid up front, of course.

TGBTG 05-21-2011 09:20 AM

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The guy has already been proved wrong...No earthquakes whatsoever in New Zealand. Actually, so parts of the world are already on May 22...lol

ThePastorsCoach 05-21-2011 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ILG (Post 1067983)
What am I doing? Laughing, in a sad sort of way.

I like the lady who started an AfterTheRapture pet care business. She agreed to take care of people's pets after the rapture for a $10.00 fee. To be paid up front, of course.

Well, surely if you are holy and obey all the standards, it should cover your kids and PETS! Don't you think the pets would be covered - especially if the hair was long?
I am voting for the PETS going up too! Why should they stay here and be killed by the GIANT EARTHQUAKES???
Take your pets with you!

Sam 05-21-2011 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop (Post 1067986)
Well, surely if you are holy and obey all the standards, it should cover your kids and PETS! Don't you think the pets would be covered - especially if the hair was long?
I am voting for the PETS going up too! Why should they stay here and be killed by the GIANT EARTHQUAKES???
Take your pets with you!

long hair only on female pets, males need to be shorn/trimmed

ThePastorsCoach 05-21-2011 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 1068000)
long hair only on female pets, males need to be shorn/trimmed

Well, Sam I actually meant if the women have long hair, wouldn't that cover their pets like it does their old mean husbands & rebellous kids under age 12? Maybe all the pet owners should hold their pets as the clock strikes 6:00 PM then they will go up with them!
This is so tiring and this whole thing has to have its own theology! I am too busy and too tired to fool with developing the theology for it. Where is Bishop Barnard when you need him? Has he made some kind of declaration on this to tell his followers what to do?

Sam 05-21-2011 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop (Post 1068003)
.... Where is Bishop Barnard when you need him? Has he made some kind of declaration on this to tell his followers what to do?

I hope he is ignoring it like we should be.

ThePastorsCoach 05-21-2011 10:15 AM

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True! LOL Are you on EST?

ThePastorsCoach 05-21-2011 10:19 AM

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Oh Sam, I have been meaning to ask you. I preached years ago for W.V. Grant in a big building in Cincinnati called the Charismatic Cathedral of Compassion.
It seemed to me that on the cornerstone (inside the building) there was information about it being built as an Apostolic Church. I am am not sure as it was the late 70's but I think I remember the name Sizemore being on the inscription. Can you tell me anymore about all that? I am not sure how long WVG owned the building but he did draw pretty big crowds there in the 70's before moving back to Dallas and before prison.

Apprehended 05-21-2011 10:42 AM

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I'm trying to work up enough courage to cut the grass on my portion of this doomed terra-firma. But, what's the use? If I'm going to be raptured, I might ought to leave the grass cutting to those in the "Left Behind" series from which millions of dollars enriched its author. But, since it is kind of warm today, I might wait until Monday to cut the grass. Basically kind of lazy on this dooms-day.

Oh! How the world must get a big ol' horses laugh at us all as they lump the crazies in with the rest of us.

Sam 05-21-2011 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop (Post 1068012)
Oh Sam, I have been meaning to ask you. I preached years ago for W.V. Grant in a big building in Cincinnati called the Charismatic Cathedral of Compassion.
It seemed to me that on the cornerstone (inside the building) there was information about it being built as an Apostolic Church. I am am not sure as it was the late 70's but I think I remember the name Sizemore being on the inscription. Can you tell me anymore about all that? I am not sure how long WVG owned the building but he did draw pretty big crowds there in the 70's before moving back to Dallas and before prison.

That was in the Cincinnati area in an incorporated city called St. Bernard. It was a theater at one time. Then it was a Primitive Baptist Church. The Primitive Baptists had a split and had to sell the building. They sold it to the First Apostolic Church, which was a UPC church. I was a member of that UPC church at the time. Frank Curts was pastor and Norman and Mary Alice Paslay were assistant pastors. That was some time around 1960. In 1963 or 1964 my wife and I left that church and started going to Carthage Apostolic Church which was pastored by Joe David Sizemore. He was in the ALJC. Around 1968 there was some kind of falling out between Bro. Curts and Bro. Paslay. Bro. Curts brought in Leroy Buller as assistant pastor and Bro. Paslay and a group left and formed Calvary Apostolic Church. I'm not sure if Bro. Paslay and the group left before or after Bro. Buller was brought in. Bro. Paslay's new church was also UPC. I think Bro. Curts died in 1969. First Apostolic's congregation was too small to keep up the building and they sold it to Bro. Grant. First Apostolic moved to the Kenwood section of Cincinnati in the early 1970's, meeting first in a house, and then building a new church where they still are today. A few years, Bro. Buller retired. They have had a couple of different pastors there and Joel Urshan is the current pastor. I don't know when Bro. Grant left this area. The building at 4828 Vine street has been torn down and in 2001 the property was transferred from the City of St. Bernard to the Public Library of Cincinnati. I don't know just when the building was torn down.

ThePastorsCoach 05-21-2011 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 1068020)
That was in the Cincinnati area in an incorporated city called St. Bernard. It was a theater at one time. Then it was a Primitive Baptist Church. The Primitive Baptists had a split and had to sell the building. They sold it to the First Apostolic Church, which was a UPC church. I was a member of that UPC church at the time. Frank Curts was pastor and Norman and Mary Alice Paslay were assistant pastors. That was some time around 1960. In 1963 or 1964 my wife and I left that church and started going to Carthage Apostolic Church which was pastored by Joe David Sizemore. He was in the ALJC. Around 1968 there was some kind of falling out between Bro. Curts and Bro. Paslay. Bro. Curts brought in Leroy Buller as assistant pastor and Bro. Paslay and a group left and formed Calvary Apostolic Church. I'm not sure if Bro. Paslay and the group left before or after Bro. Buller was brought in. Bro. Paslay's new church was also UPC. I think Bro. Curts died in 1969. First Apostolic's congregation was too small to keep up the building and they sold it to Bro. Grant. First Apostolic moved to the Kenwood section of Cincinnati in the early 1970's, meeting first in a house, and then building a new church where they still are today. A few years, Bro. Buller retired. They have had a couple of different pastors there and Joel Urshan is the current pastor. I don't know when Bro. Grant left this area. The building at 4828 Vine street has been torn down and in 2001 the property was transferred from the City of St. Bernard to the Public Library of Cincinnati. I don't know just when the building was torn down.

WOW! Lots of Info. I preached there I think in about 78 or 79. Thanks for the information.

Hoovie 05-21-2011 10:51 AM

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I don't know of a single pentecostal that has given this mess even a nod. Anyone else know someone that is expecting today to definitely be the end?

RandyWayne 05-21-2011 10:54 AM

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I'm working on my new web site. Bought a whole years worth of service just last night!

Sam 05-21-2011 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyWayne (Post 1068029)
I'm working on my new web site. Bought a whole years worth of service just last night!

ummmm, shouldn't you have waited until after tonight?
or did you charge it and not actually pay for it yet?

RandyWayne 05-21-2011 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 1068033)
ummmm, shouldn't you have waited until after tonight?
or did you charge it and not actually pay for it yet?

I charged it -to my bank card. It was deducted from the ol checking account within a minute of hitting the purchase button. LOL

Hoovie 05-21-2011 11:15 AM

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I am taking communion every five minutes and looking heavenward... perhaps using fermented wine was not such a good idea... things are getting fuzzy.

Pressing-On 05-21-2011 11:27 AM

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I am viewing 32 Pictures You Need To See Before The World Ends Today

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pictu...the-world-ends


:toofunny

Margies3 05-21-2011 11:31 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop (Post 1067982)
Here on the East Coast we have a little less than 7 hours until 6:00 PM - EARTHQUAKE AND THE END OF PLANET EARTH!
I am going to go eat some onion ring appetizers, Fried Chicken (The Gospel Bird), Fried Catfish & hushpuppies with lots of tarter sauce, Mashed potato's and gravy, Fried Corn on the Cobb, green beans, cat head biscuits with lots of butter & sorghum molasses, lemonade, Peach cobbler with Bryers Ice Cream and then take a nap. I want to go Full & Happy!

I wonder if we should go outside just before 6 or stay in the house and just float up through the roof? Will we be able to see the earthquake on our way up through the clouds?

AB, I'm thinking that if you allllllll of that, you'll be so weighted-down, you will never get off the ground. Sorry.

Hoovie 05-21-2011 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 1068040)
I am viewing 32 Pictures You Need To See Before The World Ends Today

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pictu...the-world-ends


:toofunny

They are worth seeing indeed!

Now I am rapture ready!

Hoovie 05-21-2011 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Margies3 (Post 1068042)
AB, I'm thinking that if you allllllll of that, you'll be so weighted-down, you will never get off the ground. Sorry.

I am thinking he gets nailed with a huge infraction due to the biblical gluttony clause, and stays till Nov. and the great trib.

Pressing-On 05-21-2011 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1068044)
They are worth seeing indeed!

Now I am rapture ready!

I am quite sure it's the fermented wine, Stephen. :heeheehee

ThePastorsCoach 05-21-2011 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Margies3 (Post 1068042)
AB, I'm thinking that if you allllllll of that, you'll be so weighted-down, you will never get off the ground. Sorry.

Well, I know many preachers that are a lot fatter than I am and they preach VERY STRICT HOLINESS! If they make it... I am sure I have a chance! ;-)

TGBTG 05-21-2011 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 1068040)
I am viewing 32 Pictures You Need To See Before The World Ends Today

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pictu...the-world-ends


:toofunny

Picture 32 has no caption...

Pressing-On 05-21-2011 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TGBTG (Post 1068049)
Picture 32 has no caption...

I know! Are we supposed to caption it? Or did the rapture come before they were finished?!!!!! LOL!

Apprehended 05-21-2011 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyWayne (Post 1068034)
I charged it -to my bank card. It was deducted from the ol checking account within a minute of hitting the purchase button. LOL

LOL....

Should have charged to a charge card...just in case you were caught up or perished in the earthquake.

:D

TGBTG 05-21-2011 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 1068050)
I know! Are we supposed to caption it? Or did the rapture come before they were finished?!!!!! LOL!

ha..maybe that's what it is...lol:highfive

Falla39 05-21-2011 12:14 PM

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DOOMSDAY!! This is the day the LORD hath made, I am rejoicing and being glad in it!!:thumbsup

Falla39

erika.baldock 05-21-2011 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 1068040)
I am viewing 32 Pictures You Need To See Before The World Ends Today

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pictu...the-world-ends


:toofunny

Oh boy, those are toooooo funny! Me and my 3 year old were looking at them. The running dog is my new desk top picture! And that poor lil #32!

Hoovie 05-21-2011 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Falla39 (Post 1068059)
DOOMSDAY!! This is the day the LORD hath made, I am rejoicing and being glad in it!!:thumbsup

Falla39

There ya go! It's all in His hands - every day!

erika.baldock 05-21-2011 12:26 PM

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Today, I work 3pm to 11pm my time. The scary part is, that i work 3-11pm AT WALMART! People are gonna be there freakin out and scaring the small children. It's going to be a madhouse to be sure. There have actually been a lot of people who called in for today or just told the managers that they arent coming in!

Hoovie 05-21-2011 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by erika.baldock (Post 1068064)
Today, I work 3pm to 11pm my time. The scary part is, that i work 3-11pm AT WALMART! People are gonna be there freakin out and scaring the small children. It's going to be a madhouse to be sure. There have actually been a lot of people who called in for today or just told the managers that they arent coming in!

You gotta be kidding! In my neck of the woods NO ONE is taking this seriously!

erika.baldock 05-21-2011 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hoovie (Post 1068076)
You gotta be kidding! In my neck of the woods NO ONE is taking this seriously!

I KNOW RIGHT?! I'm like, COME ON PEOPLE, PICK UP YOUR BIBLE!!!! But you can bet that when I get in there in 45 minutes, it will be crazy and there will be a lot of people who arent there.

ThePastorsCoach 05-21-2011 01:39 PM

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Oh this is great! I am eating like a pig, preparing for the SEVEN years of the Marriage Supper of the Lamb where we will eat for 7 whole years! I wonder if they will have BBQ Chicken, Corn on the Cobb, Onion Rings, Strawberry pie Ice Cream & Fried peach pies at that supper? And is it true that the ones that had repented (were "saved") but have never spoke in tongues will be the servers at this meal, like Billy & Ruth Graham, Adrian Rogers, Dr. W.A. Criswell, Charles & John Wesley, Martin Luther and other non tongue speakers? I wonder what they will get to eat - the left overs maybe?

Hoovie 05-21-2011 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop (Post 1068081)
Oh this is great! I am eating like a pig, preparing for the SEVEN years of the Marriage Supper of the Lamb where we will eat for 7 whole years! I wonder if they will have BBQ Chicken, Corn on the Cobb, Onion Rings, Strawberry pie Ice Cream & Fried peach pies at that supper? And is it true that the ones that had repented (were "saved") but have never spoke in tongues will be the servers at this meal, like Billy & Ruth Graham, Adrian Rogers, Dr. W.A. Criswell, Charles & John Wesley, Martin Luther and other non tongue speakers? I wonder what they will get to eat - the left overs maybe?

LOL! If so, I am going to sneak Martin Luther some of my Fillet Mignon!

Scott Hutchinson 05-21-2011 03:03 PM

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I am going to a Christian school graduation.

ThePastorsCoach 05-21-2011 03:34 PM

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Less than 30 minutes for me - SOMEBODY PRAY!

Hoovie 05-21-2011 03:39 PM

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Just polished off the final cup of "Reminisce" 2004 Syrah/Cabernet Communion wine... See you all in 20 minutes.

ThePastorsCoach 05-21-2011 05:29 PM

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Well, We are still here! Let's try for 2012. That sounds better anyway I think! ;-)

Margies3 05-21-2011 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop (Post 1068047)
Well, I know many preachers that are a lot fatter than I am and they preach VERY STRICT HOLINESS! If they make it... I am sure I have a chance! ;-)

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop (Post 1068145)
Well, We are still here! Let's try for 2012. That sounds better anyway I think! ;-)

Told you all that food would keep you on the ground. Not because of the holiness standards - no! Because your butt will be leaded down and to heavy to get off the ground. LOL


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