I Have Decided to Become a Pirate
 

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum. This is the life for me!! :)

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It is very easy to get started. You do need a jolly roger flag to fly.

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Can somebody knock a couple of my teeth out? :happydance

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You can YoHoHo all you want, but you better stay away from that rum!!!:girlytantrum

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LOL! You will be happy to know that I have no idewa what rum tastes like! :)

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I want to be a pirate who doesn't do anything. ;)

http://www.5minutesforbooks.com/wp-c...doanything.jpg

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Me too!!

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Why! Shiver me timbers ye scalliwags. Fine looking lot, ye.

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Girls can't be pirates!! Girls can only be wenches for REAL man-pirates.

:laffatu

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Don't forget, September 19: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

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:popcorn2

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Did you know you can change your facebook language to pirate? Scroll all the way down to the bottom of your home page, and beneath the "Older Posts" link is "Facebook 2011 English." Click on "English", and then click on the down arrow next to "English" to see the options. You can set your language to Pirate, Upside Down, English [UK], or a number of other languages.

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so you are giving up your Amish ways? I'm gonna miss you, my Amish friend.

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Hmm....Amish or pirate. Tough choices. ;)

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Ya gotta wear long skirts with petticoats underneath. And frilly blouses. :D

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Hi Sherri. Long time, no talk. Nice picture of you and the Mr. Tell him I said hello. Oh, gotta say somethin' Pirate here. Hummmmm...Arrrgh?

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My manager at a previous position loved it. We "celebrated" at work every September. :pirates

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What? Well, I don't wanna be no pirate then. Forget it.

Hmm, both the Amish AND pirates wear long skirts. (Not the GUYS, One Accord!)

If I was a great computer whiz, I would chop the top of an Amish woman and the bottom of a pirate and there you would have it!:happydance

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:thumbsup

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Ain't no such thing as women pirates. No Bible for it.
They'd be trying to upsurp the Cap'n's authority, trying to teach the crew proper pirating ettiqete and everyone knows women can't teach. Soon they'd be trying to become Captains themselves, and they'd use all the ill gotten bounty to "adorn themselves with gold and pearls and costly array". No, women can't be pirates. so "Away with ye, wench, to the hold ye go, to swab them thar decks, and prepare ye my meals! Arrrrgh!"

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The good thing about being a pirate is, you don't have to obey any of that. Aaaarrrgh!!:happydance

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And there ye go, careening headlong down the slippery slope. Thar be mutiny afoot. Arrrrg! Rig ye the gang blank, mateys. Bring forth the blindfold. This here upsurpers will go to the depths to Davey Jones' locker!

:pirates

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Aarrrr!!! Us pirate women are not helpless. Just try and make me walk the plank!

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:bolt Thats it. I quit. You don't play fair. I'm tellin' my mama.

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Ya poor thang. :)

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:toofunny