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ILG 06-22-2011 09:18 AM
Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband:

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him: "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(shaking head sadly)

Sigh. So true.

scotty 06-22-2011 09:31 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Actually this is not ignorance. This is a well carried out defensive plan. We do things like this to assure we won't be asked to do them again. :happydance

ILG 06-22-2011 09:52 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1075858)
Actually this is not ignorance. This is a well carried out defensive plan. We do things like this to assure we won't be asked to do them again. :happydance
Yeah, I know about you guys and your "defensive" plans!!:foottap

Sweet Pea 06-22-2011 09:55 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Reminds me of this..... Don't send a man to the grocery store....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRU...eature=related

OneAccord 06-22-2011 10:07 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ILG (Post 1075856)
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband:

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him: "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(shaking head sadly)

Sigh. So true.

I don't get it. He did want she asked him to do. He checked to see if they had eggs. Then he got 6 cartons of milk, like she wanted. See thats it, you just can't please a woman.

I was asked to take the dishes, milk and butter off the table and put them in refrigerator and sink. I did that, in that order. I don't know why she wanted the dishes in the refrigerator and the milk and butter in the sink...but its not my place to question. And I got the same thing.... shaking head sadly. Women!

ILG 06-22-2011 10:09 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneAccord (Post 1075868)
I don't get it. He did want she asked him to do. He checked to see if they had eggs. Then he got 6 cartons of milk, like she wanted. See thats it, you just can't please a woman.

I was asked to take the dishes, milk and butter off the table and put them in refrigerator and sink. I did that, in that order. I don't know why she wanted the dishes in the refrigerator and the milk and butter in the sink...but its not my place to question. And I got the same thing.... shaking head sadly. Women!
Please tell me this didn't really happen!! :smack

Sweet Pea 06-22-2011 10:14 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneAccord (Post 1075868)
I don't get it. He did want she asked him to do. He checked to see if they had eggs. Then he got 6 cartons of milk, like she wanted. See thats it, you just can't please a woman.

I was asked to take the dishes, milk and butter off the table and put them in refrigerator and sink. I did that, in that order. I don't know why she wanted the dishes in the refrigerator and the milk and butter in the sink...but its not my place to question. And I got the same thing.... shaking head sadly. Women!
:heeheehee:heeheehee:heeheehee

OneAccord 06-22-2011 10:17 AM
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Scotty, Scotty, Scotty. You, my EX friend, have committed the unpardonable act of betraying one of our most guarded and sacred secrets. This closely guarded secret, handed down to us from our forefathers, originated in the Garden with Adam, when he took a bite of that apple, then, pointing to the woman, said, "But I just did what she told me to!". That WAS our only means of getting out of doing stuff we didn't want to do. Thanks, Scotty. Thanks alot.

scotty 06-22-2011 10:18 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneAccord (Post 1075868)
I don't get it. He did want she asked him to do. He checked to see if they had eggs. Then he got 6 cartons of milk, like she wanted. See thats it, you just can't please a woman.

I was asked to take the dishes, milk and butter off the table and put them in refrigerator and sink. I did that, in that order. I don't know why she wanted the dishes in the refrigerator and the milk and butter in the sink...but its not my place to question. And I got the same thing.... shaking head sadly. Women!
Thats right , and besides how do you buy 6 eggs ??? Cut a carton in half ?? I mean really , they must think we are dumb. :heeheehee

scotty 06-22-2011 10:20 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneAccord (Post 1075872)
Scotty, Scotty, Scotty. You, my EX friend, have committed the unpardonable act of betraying one of our most guarded and sacred secrets. This closely guarded secret, handed down to us from our forefathers, originated in the Garden with Adam, when he took a bite of that apple, then, pointing to the woman, said, "But I just did what she told me to!". That WAS our only means of getting out of doing stuff we didn't want to do. Thanks, Scotty. Thanks alot.
Actually Im just thinking, if they know the end result of asking in the first place then the whole scenerio might be avoided. :thumbsup

Cindy 06-22-2011 10:21 AM
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:girlnails

OneAccord 06-22-2011 10:21 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ILG (Post 1075869)
Please tell me this didn't really happen!! :smack

It most certainly did too. Is that not what she said? Here, let me diagram it for you.... (Women....gotta draw 'em a picture!)



Dishes............................................ ...................refrigerator
Milk and Butter............................................ ........sink

Per her request.


It did happen....as a joke. I won't even tell you about what happened when I was told to pick up my shoes and clothes and put them in the washer. It wasn't pretty.

Cindy 06-22-2011 10:22 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
He should have brought home a chicken and a cow.

OneAccord 06-22-2011 10:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 1075878)
He should have brought home a chicken and a cow.
Great idea, then she can get her own milk and eggs. Good thinking Cindy. Then us men can focus on really important stuff, like operating the remote control.

BrotherEastman 06-22-2011 10:27 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
good grief :)

scotty 06-22-2011 10:31 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 1075878)
He should have brought home a chicken and a cow.
No no no.. I see what your up to, you aint foolin nobody. Then we gotta milk the chicken and gather eggs from the cow. More work. Thought we were so dumb we wouldnt catch that didn't ya ?

scotty 06-22-2011 10:32 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OneAccord (Post 1075881)
Great idea, then she can get her own milk and eggs. Good thinking Cindy. Then us men can focus on really important stuff, like operating the remote control.
NM , looks like one of us fell for it. :laffatu

rgcraig 06-22-2011 10:46 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1075873)
Thats right , and besides how do you buy 6 eggs ??? Cut a carton in half ?? I mean really , they must think we are dumb. :heeheehee
Actually, they do have half a carton - - my daughter had one in her fridge and said that two half cartons are cheaper than a dozen - - go figure.

Cindy 06-22-2011 10:50 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1075883)
No no no.. I see what your up to, you aint foolin nobody. Then we gotta milk the chicken and gather eggs from the cow. More work. Thought we were so dumb we wouldnt catch that didn't ya ?
:heeheehee

ILG 06-22-2011 10:52 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneAccord (Post 1075877)
It most certainly did too. Is that not what she said? Here, let me diagram it for you.... (Women....gotta draw 'em a picture!)



Dishes............................................ ...................refrigerator
Milk and Butter............................................ ........sink

Per her request.


It did happen....as a joke. I won't even tell you about what happened when I was told to pick up my shoes and clothes and put them in the washer. It wasn't pretty.
I am also sure the next time you wanted to get frisky, it also wasn't pretty. See how that works? :D

scotty 06-22-2011 10:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ILG (Post 1075896)
I am also sure the next time you wanted to get frisky, it also wasn't pretty. See how that works? :D
At our age, "frisky" better be a new cat she brought home.

Cindy 06-22-2011 10:55 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1075885)
NM , looks like one of us fell for it. :laffatu
:toofunny

ILG 06-22-2011 11:57 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1075897)
At our age, "frisky" better be a new cat she brought home.
:laffatu

Esther 06-22-2011 12:42 PM
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Oh can I ever relate to that.

Holiday season, I call my husband, on your way home pick me up some celery salt.

He comes home with garlic salt. Said he couldn't remember which one I wanted. Hello, you have a cell phone. CALL!

So I called my BIL on your way home please pick up some celery salt, husband picked up garlic salt by mistake, so I emphasized CELERY SALT.

He comes home with a stalk of celery!

Guess who had to go to the store!!!:foottap

Esther 06-22-2011 12:42 PM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1075897)
At our age, "frisky" better be a new cat she brought home.
:laffatu

OneAccord 06-22-2011 01:18 PM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Celery salt? Who ever heard of celery salt? I would have brought home celery AND salt. But, celery salt? Never heared of such.

I went to the store for 3 items. 3 items. Got to the store and couldn't remember what 3 items I was suppose to get. But, I tried. I bought 3 items. None of them were the correct 3 items.


Its because men have to deal with complex issues all the time: The origins of the universe, the meaning of life. We can't deal with such trivial stuff.

canam 06-22-2011 01:19 PM
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When i was married ,my ex sent me to the grocery store for the following, bag of coffee ,some midol and box of tampons,When i approached the cashier she was grinning before i even spoke, as i set each one on the counter i said the following: this is to shut her up,this is to numb her up and this is to plug her up, she was still laughing hysterically when i left.

BrotherEastman 06-22-2011 02:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Esther (Post 1075926)
Oh can I ever relate to that.

Holiday season, I call my husband, on your way home pick me up some celery salt.

He comes home with garlic salt. Said he couldn't remember which one I wanted. Hello, you have a cell phone. CALL!

So I called my BIL on your way home please pick up some celery salt, husband picked up garlic salt by mistake, so I emphasized CELERY SALT.

He comes home with a stalk of celery!

Guess who had to go to the store!!!:foottap
roflol!!!!!!!

crakjak 06-22-2011 03:50 PM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esther (Post 1075926)
Oh can I ever relate to that.

Holiday season, I call my husband, on your way home pick me up some celery salt.

He comes home with garlic salt. Said he couldn't remember which one I wanted. Hello, you have a cell phone. CALL!

So I called my BIL on your way home please pick up some celery salt, husband picked up garlic salt by mistake, so I emphasized CELERY SALT.

He comes home with a stalk of celery!

Guess who had to go to the store!!!:foottap
LOL :heeheehee
Celery salt or celery stalk what is the difference???? LOL:thumbsup

crakjak 06-22-2011 03:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by canam (Post 1075930)
When i was married ,my ex sent me to the grocery store for the following, bag of coffee ,some midol and box of tampons,When i approached the cashier she was grinning before i even spoke, as i set each one on the counter i said the following: this is to shut her up,this is to numb her up and this is to plug her up, she was still laughing hysterically when i left.
You're kidding? You must of got that from SNL or somewhere??? :foottap LOL

canam 06-22-2011 04:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by crakjak (Post 1075953)
You're kidding? You must of got that from SNL or somewhere??? :foottap LOL
Nope true story,all original dont watch Snl, Ive done crazier :)

canam 06-22-2011 04:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ILG (Post 1075916)
:laffatu
Went to Grand ole opry one time and Little Jimmie Dickins was one of the performers and he said his wife asked him if he wanted run upstairs a make passionate love and he said, honey at my age just one of those will be all i can handle.Lol !

crakjak 06-22-2011 06:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by canam (Post 1075955)
Nope true story,all original dont watch Snl, Ive done crazier :)
I was just kidding, but your story was very hilarious.

BrotherEastman 06-22-2011 06:56 PM
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My wife asks me to get the milk out of the fridge only to find that I cannot locate the milk. (even if it is in front of my face)lol

canam 06-22-2011 07:24 PM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by crakjak (Post 1075971)
I was just kidding, but your story was very hilarious.
:) Probably what the guy should have done is get 6 eggs, 6 quarts of milk and 6 roses ,that would have shut her up .Friend of mine has been cohabitating with his lady for quite some time and she has been after him to make a commitment,so finally this Christmas he beaks down and gets her a ring ,she was happy, but then she goes, now, ive got to ask you this question ,not for me mind ya, but when i go into work the girls are gonna ask, what does this ring mean ? my buddy goes its a message ring, she says sooo whats the message ? he goes the message is dont bug me anymore, thats all your getting, lol they are still together !!!

Aquila 06-23-2011 06:55 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1075858)
Actually this is not ignorance. This is a well carried out defensive plan. We do things like this to assure we won't be asked to do them again. :happydance
lol

:happydance

MissBrattified 06-23-2011 08:13 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ILG (Post 1075856)
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband:

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him: "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(shaking head sadly)

Sigh. So true.
It IS so true. Jeff is very literal like that.

Watch this video with Jeanne Robertson regarding men and grocery stores: :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs

ILG 06-23-2011 09:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissBrattified (Post 1076075)
It IS so true. Jeff is very literal like that.

Watch this video with Jeanne Robertson regarding men and grocery stores: :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs
That was hilarious!

crakjak 06-23-2011 11:47 AM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrotherEastman (Post 1075978)
My wife asks me to get the milk out of the fridge only to find that I cannot locate the milk. (even if it is in front of my face)lol
I know, hiding in plain sight!!! :heeheehee:heeheehee

Falla39 06-23-2011 01:59 PM
Re: Perfectly Logical to All Males
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scotty (Post 1075873)
Thats right , and besides how do you buy 6 eggs ??? Cut a carton in half ?? I mean really , they must think we are dumb. :heeheehee
Scotty,
Not only can you buy a carton of 6 eggs, but 8 eggs, a dozon or 18 eggs
in a carton, in our Texas city.

Falla39


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